Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Wednesday saw us get a short little episode tie-in, something to get us excited for Sunday’s Season Premiere. This is a standard Episode Tie-In. There’s a free item, premium item, and a super short questline for both.
So let’s take a look at this premium super short questline for the Treestache…dialogue included (since it is so short)…
Woodchop Pt. 1
Homer: Marge, help, I feel like I’ve got a bunch of pictures and words stuck in my head.
Marge: That’s called an idea, honey. Just drink a few more cans of Duff and you’ll lose it.
Homer: I tried that already. And the only thing I lost was my keys. And wedding ring. And dignity.
Marge: In that case… you could try acting on it?
Homer: Ugh, fine. But this isn’t over, brain. I’ll beat you yet.
Make Homer Act on His Idea and Chop Wood- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Homer: Out here chopping wood makes me really appreciate the little things in life. Like lumberjacks and wood chippers. Because this sucks.
Treestache: Please, stop, I beg you!
Homer: What the… did that just… that’s the craziest thing I’ve ever seen! That talking tree has a mustache!
Woodchop Pt. 2
Treesatche: My rage at your people’s endless transgressions against my kind has awakened me. We trees give you so much!
Homer: Name one thing.
Treestache: Shade. Oxygen. Food. The handle of the axe you use to chop my kind and the ladder you stand upon to do it.
Homer:Ugh, go write a book about it.
Treestache: Paper too!
Homer: Well you’ve given me a lot to think about. Which I’ll do while I’m chopping down all these other trees.
Make Homer Chop More Wood- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Treestache: Enough! I will not stand idly by as you demolish my brethren!
And that is it my friends! A very short premium questline for the Treestache! Hopefully, this Sunday’s episode will tell us more…
What are your thoughts on the Treestache? Did you pick it up? Thoughts on the dialogue? How do you think it’ll come into play on Sunday’s episode? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!