Episode Tie-In Premium Walkthrough: Treestache

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Wednesday saw us get a short little episode tie-in, something to get us excited for Sunday’s Season Premiere.  This is a standard Episode Tie-In.  There’s a free item, premium item, and a super short questline for both.

So let’s take a look at this premium super short questline for the Treestache…dialogue included (since it is so short)…


Woodchop Pt. 1
Homer starts

Homer: Marge, help, I feel like I’ve got a bunch of pictures and words stuck in my head.
Marge: That’s called an idea, honey. Just drink a few more cans of Duff and you’ll lose it.
Homer: I tried that already. And the only thing I lost was my keys. And wedding ring. And dignity.
Marge: In that case… you could try acting on it?
Homer: Ugh, fine. But this isn’t over, brain. I’ll beat you yet.
Make Homer Act on His Idea and Chop Wood- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Homer: Out here chopping wood makes me really appreciate the little things in life. Like lumberjacks and wood chippers. Because this sucks.
Treestache: Please, stop, I beg you!
Homer: What the… did that just… that’s the craziest thing I’ve ever seen! That talking tree has a mustache!

Woodchop Pt. 2
Homer starts

Treesatche: My rage at your people’s endless transgressions against my kind has awakened me. We trees give you so much!
Homer: Name one thing.
Treestache: Shade. Oxygen. Food. The handle of the axe you use to chop my kind and the ladder you stand upon to do it.
Homer:Ugh, go write a book about it.
Treestache: Paper too!
Homer: Well you’ve given me a lot to think about. Which I’ll do while I’m chopping down all these other trees.
Make Homer Chop More Wood- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Tap Treestache
Treestache: Enough! I will not stand idly by as you demolish my brethren!

And that is it my friends!  A very short premium questline for the Treestache!  Hopefully, this Sunday’s episode will tell us more…

What are your thoughts on the Treestache?  Did you pick it up?  Thoughts on the dialogue?  How do you think it’ll come into play on Sunday’s episode? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!

21 responses to “Episode Tie-In Premium Walkthrough: Treestache

  1. T’stache is from Burlington. His dog barks at me when I jog and my acorns are killing me.

  2. How sad, I never got a notice on the tree, neither having it automatically started or was in my store. I just emailed EA about it but read it was leaving yesterday. I doubt they’ll want to help me get it.

  3. princess rainbow sparkle

    My cats breath smells like cat food… Tree

  4. That was brief. Random question:

    I feel like the last few events have called out characters that were put away. Is this typical?

    I’m wondering if I nuke my Springfield before the event if I can just add back houses/characters as they are called for in event.

  5. Treestache doesn’t show up in the store in my game. Does anyone else have this issue?

  6. I’m sure we’ll get to the root of his anger.

  7. He shows up at City Hall and says he is waiting for a job! I think we may have a character? Or a bug…

  8. Bought it before I realized it was an NPC. I rarely purchase them, but my regret quickly changed to delight as I love seeing him around my town. Glad to have made that mistake.

  9. There was a little teaser pop up at the end of this quest…

    “Is this giving tree ready to take? Is there a bite behind all that bark? Can we make a third tree pun? Find out soon.”


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