Haw-Haw Land Episode Tie-In Premium Questline: Scat Brat

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Last week, in addition to a variety of other things, an episode tie-in dropped in our pocket-sized Springfields!  The Tie-in was a teaser for last Sunday’s episode & after the episode aired a new premium character, Brendan Beiderbecke, arrived in Springfield.  Of course an all new character means an all new questline to work our way through.

So, let’s take a look at the full dialogue walkthrough for Brendan’s Scat Brat questline…

Scat Brat Pt. 1
Brendan starts

Brendan Beiderbecke: Ah, Springfield. Prepare to be amazed by me, the savior of jazz.
Lisa: This is a boy who sounds incredible and looks dreamy. How could he be any more perfect?
Nelson: Pfft. You only like him because he’s talented, brilliant, and has the hair of an angel.
Lisa: Don’t forget his intoxicating English accent. He’s unequivocally perfect!
Make Brendan Dazzle with His Perfectness- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp

Scat Brat Pt. 2
Brendan starts

Brendan Beiderbecke: Lisa, I wrote this song, kinda for you. But mostly for me. Because even I can’t GET enough of my incredible jazz.
Nelson: Back off, you one-hit blunder. Lisa will never get with you. You’re just a parody of that guy from the movie!
Brendan Beiderbecke: Yeah, but that “guy” is one of Hollywood’s leading superhunks.
Nelson: Haw-haw! But you don’t have his voice!
Brendan Beiderbecke: Yeah, I have the voice of one of the biggest pop stars around.
Nelson: You’re right — you’re a double threat!
Brendan Beiderbecke: Now I think you know what you’re up against.
Make Brendan Play Difficult Jazz on Piano- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Brendan Contemplate His Existence- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp

Scat Brat Pt. 3
Brendan starts

Brendan Beiderbecke: MY BREAKIN’ HEART…
Nelson: Haw-haw! That’s a discordant arrangement!
Brendan Beiderbecke: I CAN TAKE THE ‘B-‘ TRAIN…
Nelson: That’s an obvious parody!
Brendan Beiderbecke: KEEPS LISA ON MY MIND…
Nelson: Oh no, THAT’S musically effective…and ever-so-lovely.
Make Brendan Get Everyone to Love Him- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp

Scat Brat Pt. 4
Brendan starts

Brendan Beiderbecke: It comes to me in my dreams. I see a life where I go to a school for cute-but-sensitive prodigies. Where I meet my family and friends at the park. My first piano lesson begins, and the sounds of jazz intoxicate my eardrums. I’m hooked, and my talent takes me to irritating competitions and gets me ridiculous scholarships. And there is Lisa, by my side. Playing traditional jazz alongside me. She supports me all the way, and doesn’t bother me with any pesky dreams of her own.
Make Brendan Muse Pretentiously- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp

Scat Brat Pt. 5
Brendan starts

Brendan Beiderbecke: Oh, the life I could have had, if only I weren’t just a little too good for you!
Lisa: You’re talented, Brendan, but you’ll never love anyone more than yourself.
Nelson: Haw-haw! Lisa just identified your character flaw!  Get with the times, jazzwad. Lisa needs someone who puts her first. She’s my top priority… after bullying nerds and teasing lamewads.
Lisa: Actually, I need to put MYSELF first. And wait for someone who’s better than both of you.
Nelson: Haw—huh?
Lisa: You’re sweet beneath the haw-haw, Nelson. But I need someone who’ll treasure my heart, not bully it.
Make Brendan and Nelson be Amazed Lisa Rejected Them- 4hrs, Earns $350, 90xp
Make Lisa Prepare for STEM Conference- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp

What are your thoughts on Brendan’s questline?  Did you purchase him?  Watch Sunday’s episode?  Thoughts?  Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!

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7 responses to “Haw-Haw Land Episode Tie-In Premium Questline: Scat Brat

  1. It’s only after this post that I realised I was misreading the whole way through the quest.

    Even at the end, I thought Bart didn’t do much in the quest considering it’s called Scat Bart.

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  2. Costed too much

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  3. Sorry if this has already been answered elsewhere; have the Haw-Haw items arrived in the store yet?
    Thank you.

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