Daily Archives: January 31, 2018

Should I Spend Donuts on Luftwaffles?

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

The kids of Springfield are mad as hell and they’re not going to take it anymore!  Time for a Battle Royale of epic proportions…kids vs adults.  The soul of Springfield is on the line!   So grab those sprinkles because the store is stocked with battle inspired items to fill your Springfield with!

As we all know, that limited-time label can tempt us to grab everything in sight because it’ll be gone soon.  But don’t sweat it!  That’s where we come in to tell you what’s worth those donuts and what you might want to hold off on.

Wondering if you should add Luftwaffles to your Springfield?  Well before you hit that confirm button let’s break down the pros and cons of adding this waffle maker to your town…

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Gil’s Latest Gimmick: Details and Should You Buy Moe’s Express, Larry & Sam

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Looks like Gil’s back in Springfield.  He returned to Springfield early this morning (he likes to sneak into town under the cloak of darkness…), naturally with another offer for us.  What’s the latest gimmick he’s peddling? Well with all the fighting going on in Springfield, makes total sense to me that’s this time he’s pushing booze!

So let’s breakdown the details of this latest offer and determine if you should spend your donuts on this Barfly Package….

 

 

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Bart Royale Prize Guide: Act 1, Prize 4 General Bart


The Teaser for this event said, “It’s a battle for the ages! Wait, we mean a battle of the ages – kids and adults are at war in Springfield! But what could cause this generational divide – Unfair bedtimes? Too many vegetables? Territory rights to the town’s new playground? (That last one was so specific it has to be true). Can Bart lead the youths to victory over Homer’s aged army and claim Springfield’s new Mega Playscape?

Uhm. OK…

This is the kind of event where you really need a “program to keep track of the players.”  Bart Royale is less like a “royal flush,” and more like a game of 52 card pickup! But, that said, we do get a load of new items that are fun, and in some cases darn right rewarding for our efforts!

Let’s take a look at the FOURTH Prize of this Event:
The General Bart Skin.

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