Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
We’re a few days into 2019 and it’s time for our first update of the year! Not Yet Spring Cleaning, the latest mini-event in Springfield, is full of content we’ve been asking for! (Springfield U, Alice Glick, Land Tokens..to say the least!) And of course, an all-new mini-event provides a great excuse for EA to throw premium content at us!
As we all know, that limited-time label can tempt us to grab everything in sight because it’ll be gone soon. But don’t sweat it! That’s where we come in to tell you what’s worth those donuts and what you might want to hold off on.
Wondering if you should add the Golden Goose Realty to your Springfield? Well before you hit that confirm button let’s break down the pros and cons of adding this land gold mine to your town…
Building/Decoration: Golden Goose Realty
Donut Cost: 150 Donuts
Earns: 1 land token/12hrs. After you’ve purchased all the land in Springfield it will revert to paying out $300, 30xp/12hrs. (if more land becomes available at another date, AFTER you’ve purchased all of the land it should go back to earning land tokens)
Conform-O-Meter: Consumerism +20
Can Be Placed: grass|pavement|boardwalk|pier|dirt
Leaves stores January 22nd
A PSA ABOUT BUYING ALL THE AVAILABLE LAND/CONVERTING TOKENS TO DONUTS WAS POSTED HERE. PLEASE READ IT BEFORE PURCHASING ALL AVAILABLE LAND.
-Earns land tokens, perfect for those of you who run out of land quickly..or those of you who are worried you’ll run out of land
-When you’ve purchased all of the land you can convert tokens to donuts. 1 token=12 donuts. (again please read this post prior to buying all of the land)
-Comes with a fun questline for Mr. Burns & Jay G
-Once you’ve purchased all of the land it reverts to earning cash and XP (likely until more land is available to purchase), so you can’t build up land tokens..if you’ve purchased all the land.
-150 donuts is pricey for a building without a character
Premium or Freemium:
Buy it. Doesn’t matter your player status, this item is something ALL players can benefit from. Whether you’ve maxed out your land or barely used any. This is something that is completely worth purchasing. Especially since you can convert (eventually) unused land tokens to donuts.
Don’t think, just buy. This is the best premium item offered with this event and if you can only get 1 thing…get this.
Of course, in the end, it’s your decision, we can only tell you what we would or wouldn’t do…and as a premium player, I already picked it up. But whatever you decide, just make sure you make your final decision before it leaves our games for good (or for now).
Here’s a look at the questline it comes with…
Your Goose is Cooked Pt. 1
Burns: Smithers, why is my nemesis Jay G at the top of this business chart instead of me?
Smithers: Uh, that’s the Top 40 chart for Rap Music, sir.
Burns: I should be at the top of every list, from Richest Man to Poorest Charitable Habits!
Jay G: What’s this I hear? You think you can out-rap me, Burns? *rapping* Old Man Burns, you really are a joke / You’ve struck out so much, it made you have a stroke!
Burns: Ha! You didn’t even start your rapped lyrics by saying your name and what you’re here to say! This is going to be easier than I thought.
Make Mr. Burns Record a Rap Song- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Your Goose is Cooked Pt. 2
Burns: *rapping* So in conclusion, you’ll get a bruising / If you try to out-rap me, you’ll end up losing!
Jay G: Not bad, Burns.
Jay G: “Bad” would be an improvement!
Jay G: Even Goosius hates it! You’re last on the charts!
Burns: If I can’t beat you spitting rhymes, I’ll beat you blocking shine! Sunshine that is!
Jay G: You’ve done that like a dozen times!
Burns: It’s my greatest hit!
Make Mr. Burns Block out the Sun- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Jay G: You’re pathetic. Isn’t that right, Goosius? …Goosius?
Burns: You’re right, blocking out the sun doesn’t make me a better rapper. But it does make the days shorter, which made your pal Goosius fly south for the “winter”.
Jay G: Goosius can’t fly on his own — he’s used to first class! You’ll pay for this, Burns!!!
What are your thoughts on the Golden Goose Realty? Will you be spending the donuts to bring it to your Springfield? Did you already? Why or why not? Where have you placed it in your town? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!