Simpsons Wrestling Prize Guide: Act 4, Prize 5 Iron Yuppie

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Time for the final round…

The Simpsons Wrestling Event follows the same event structure of the Multi-Events before it.  This event consists of 4 parts (or Acts), with each part lasting just over a week (10 days) and taking us through a new part of the event!

For Act 4 we’re tasked with collecting Golden Microphones!  Each part of the story will unlock another prize themed for the final part of the story.

So let’s take a look at the final Wrestling Event Prize…the Iron Yuppie

Iron Yuppie is a  brand new full character for Springfield and part of the Simpsons Wrestling Character Collection:

How You Unlock it:
Superior Mega Ultra Slam Pt. 5
Make Honest Abe Attack Aristotle Amadopolis in the Ring- 4hrs
Make Bart Cheer for Grampa Beating Amadopolis- 4hrs
Collect Microphones- x150.

Once achieved you’ll unlock the yuppie…

More Info:

WDTCF: “Last Exit to Springfield” S4, E17
Voiced:  No

Iron Yuppie does come with a full questline, here’s a look at that questline:

Turna-Bout Pt. 1
Iron Yuppie starts

Bart: Iron Yuppie, remember that time you bashed Dr. Hillbilly with your briefcase, which then opened to reveal another briefcase that you used to bash him again?
Iron Yuppie: That’s what I call a “day at the office”.
Bart: That made me want to grow up to be an office worker!
Make Bart Regale Iron Yuppie About Previous Matches- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Make Iron Yuppie Reminisce About Inflicting Brain Damage- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Bart: *four hours later* …or remember the time you knocked out the Psycho Cyclops with a Double Underhook Powerbomb?! Awesome!
Iron Yuppie: You know what would be more awesome…? Scoring Iron Yuppie some grub.
Bart: Hmm… you’re gonna need a Mr. Burns-sized mansion of meat. You should hit him up.

Turna-Bout Pt. 2
Iron Yuppie starts

Iron Yuppie: Excuse me. I was told to look here for a mountainous meal to build my muscle mass.
Smithers: Mr. Burns doesn’t serve vagrants off the street. I usually turn the firehose on them.
Burns: Smithers, who is that at the door? These shoulders aren’t going to finish shiatsu-ing themselves.
Smithers: No one, sir.
Iron Yuppie: I’ll SLAM you into oblivion, twerp.
Burns: Wait, I recognize that arrogance, that abusive temperament, the faintest aroma of cheap cologne… you’re the Iron Yuppie!
Iron Yuppie: *barges in* Got that right, old man. Now I need food!
Make Mr. Burns Demand a Feast From Smithers- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Iron Yuppie Rifle Through Burns Cupboards for Appetizers- 
8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp

Turna-Bout Pt. 3
Iron Yuppie starts

Burns: Iron Yuppie, I’ll confess, I have an ulterior motive in preparing this banquet for you.
Iron Yuppie: I know. You want to feel my rippling biceps.
Burns: Well, yes… but something else. I want you to get back into the ring.
Iron Yuppie: Sorry. Been there, done that.
Burns: But everyone loves a good comeback. Especially a hated wrestling villain like yourself.
Iron Yuppie: I don’t want to be a hated wrestler anymore. What’s the opposite of that?
Smithers: A nice guy.
Burns: What? No, no. Never that! You should love to be hated.
Iron Yuppie: But I want to show people the gentler side of me. Like the Snuggle bear in those laundry commercials.
Burns: The gentler side? Good luck with that. By the way, I slipped performance enhancing drugs into the meatloaf to toughen you up.
Iron Yuppie: GrrrRRRR! Time to go nuts!
Make Iron Yuppie Smash Valuable Objects- 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp

Turna-Bout Pt. 4
Iron Yuppie starts

Burns: Smithers! Stop this hepped-up hulk before he breaks all my precious porcelains!
Smithers: Sir, I’m releasing the hounds.
Burns: Releasing the hounds…? That’s my thing.
Smithers: I wanted to try it once. It does feel good.
Make Iron Yuppie Outrun the Hounds- 6hrs, Earns

Turna-Bout Pt. 5
Iron Yuppie starts

Iron Yuppie: Excuse me, I’ll have your best beer.
Moe: Uh, our best beer is also our worst.
Barney: *burp-cough-gag*
Moe: Uh-oh, Barney’s chokin’ on a pickled egg. This is what you get for eatin’ before you drink.
Barney: *cough-cough-gag*
Lenny: Somebody… not me… be heroic and do something!
Iron Yuppie: Wait a second… I could be that hero!
Make Iron Yuppie Roll Barney Over- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Iron Yuppie: You’re okay… I saved your life!
Moe: Thank him, Barney.
Barney: *long belch*
Iron Yuppie: Not the thanks I was hoping for.

Turna-Bout Pt. 6
Iron Yuppie starts

Iron Yuppie: In all my attempts at heroism I’ve only managed to roll a drunk. Not exactly benefiting society. *sigh* Maybe playing the villain suits me better.
Hans Moleman: Excuse me sir, you dropped your briefcase.
Iron Yuppie: Dropped my briefcase like I’m going to drop you… and so many others!
Make Iron Yuppie Make a Comeback by Assaulting the Elderly- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp

Iron Yuppie’s Permanent Tasks:

Task Length Earns Location
Take PEDs 4hr $175, 45xp Golden Ring Wrestling HQ/ Brown House
Inflate Ego 4hrs $175, 45xp Lugash’s Gym/All Night Gym/ Brown House
Smash Valuable Objects 8hrs $275, 70xp Outside/Visual
Throw a Temper Tantrum 12hrs $420, 100xp Outside/Visual
Evaluate His Investment Portfolio 24hrs $600, 150xp Town Hall/Brown House

And that’s it my friends, the details on Iron Yuppie, the final Wrestling prize…

Up next? Nothing.  You’re finished with this event, congratulations!  Nothing to do now but sit back, design (and submit your designs for Showoff), and wait to see what EA has in store for us next…

Thoughts on the final act?  Iron Yuppie?  Sound off below!

4 responses to “Simpsons Wrestling Prize Guide: Act 4, Prize 5 Iron Yuppie

  1. 💜 making the Iron Yuppie “Throw a Temper Tantrum”😂 …. and “Taking PED’s” (yeah, remember when the WWF – an later as the WWE – got caught up in that? Heavens to Betsy, don’t do steroids kids!)

  2. I got Iron Yuppie yesterday morning and I was surprised to see that both his visual tasks were already unlocked without getting to a quest part. I like that both his visual tasks are 8 and 12 hours long instead of 1 and 4 hours. Both the visuals are pretty decent since its neat to see different objects being smashed and the skull briefcase making an appearing in the game though it’s on the receiving end of Iron Yuppie’s temper tantrums. I wish he had a regular task at The Coot Society since only Mr. Burns (and restaurant characters) can use it. Every wrestling character (including Honest Abe) except Captain Flag has a permanent task at Golden Ring Wrestling HQ and its neat to see a task at Lugash’s Gym since 2 other characters (and a costume) use the gym. I also wish that like every other wrestling character, he had a visual wrestling task at one of the rings and his 24 hour task to go to a Business Center or one of the office buildings. He’s a pretty decent character and is a classic character along with Professor Werner von Brawn and Rasputin. ☠️💼🦄

  3. I am afraid I stopped playing whatsoever. I want the old crafting format back, when they push you to hurry to meet the deadline and 3 currencies in 1 event and crafting useless things and little games – all of that

  4. It’s great to see Iron Yuppie as a prize. I still love in the episode when they say:

    “One man will actually be unmasked and killed in the ring!”

    and Homer goes:
    “I hope they kill that iron yuppie.”

    I love his casual disregard for human life just for a bizarre joke. It’s such a classic.

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