Purchasing the McBain costume will give you an extra 6-part story line for McBain. If you purchased the costume at any point during the Wolfcastle story line, the McBain quests will automatically start at the finish of Wolfcastle’s last task at Channel 6. Which is where this walkthrough will pick up….
Wolfcastle goes into Channel 6 to shoot action footage and comes out as McBain
Prologue: Up Late With McBain
After tapping McBain
McBain: America, it is I, McBain. I have returned to give you the laughs and other spasms of the body. Vhoop! Vhoop! Let us get silly! Let us all get silly! I have broken the bones of many evil criminals. But the only bones I want to break now are your funny bones. And not with fists, but with humors. Ever notice how you are alive because I allow you to be alive. For you are nothing without McBain to protect you! That’s the joke.
Make McBain Host Up Late With McBain– 4hrs
Keep McBain and Quimby free when complete
McBain, Scene 1: Vengeance, Thy Name Is
After tapping McBain
McBain: SKOWIE! They killed my band leader Skowie! And I know who they is. Mendoza. MENDOZA!!!!
Quimby: Senator Mendoza? He has, er, many powerful friends because he is, um, so corrupt. Which is not necessarily a bad thing in all cases, but is bad in this, erm, specific one.
McBain: I note your concern, Mayor, but I am a loose cannon. And I am a loose cannon smells trouble at the race track. there I’ll find Mendoza’s cronies and make them talk. I can be very persuasive. Because I threaten injury by physical violence.
Make McBain Find Intel at the Track– 16hrs
Keep Agnes free when complete
McBain, Scene 2: Master Of The Disguise
After tapping Agnes
Agnes: Dear lord! You…your hands are covered in blood.
McBain: I guess you could say those cronies at the track have gone to the dogs.
Agnes: What? How is that a reply to what I said? You need to clean yourself up, young man.
McBain: No time, old lady. I must take to the streets to track Mendoza vhile the trail is hot. First, to blend in. So I may gain the element of SURPRISE!
Make McBain Go Undercover– 12hrs
McBain, Scene 3: Big Explosion
After tapping McBain
McBain: It is vorse than I thought. the Commie-Nazis are trying to take over the power plant to fuel their army of Murder Bots to destroy the President’s daughter. Only one man can stop them, and his name is ME! But you can call him McBain! Foreign Commie-Nazis menace, prepare for doom. For as an American. I vow America vill vin!
Make McBain Battle Commie Nazis– 8hrs
Keep Wiggum and McBain free when complete
McBain, Scene 4: Bad Cop, Bad Cop
After tapping Wiggum
Wiggum: McBain, this is the last time! You didn’t get a single arrest warrent for any of those Commie-Nazis. I know you’re a lose cannon, but you can’t also play by your own rules!
McBain: I just saved America, Chief. What did you do today?
Wiggum: What I’m doing is suspending you? I want your badge on my desk right now!
McBain: This is just a piece of metal, Chief. My true badge is justice.
Wiggum: You’re the best cop there is, McBain. And the worst cop there is. BADGE. DESK. NOW.
Make McBain Turn in his Badge– 1hr
McBain, Scene 5: Undercover Showdown
After tapping McBain
McBain: Mendoza, you made this personal when you did something that affected me. Skowie vas not just my band leader. He vas…my friend. Justice is blind. So it is good that I can see you in my cross-hairs.
Make McBain Fight Climatic Battle– 24hrs
Dr. Hibbert: I’m telling you, McBain. Mendoza was shot, stabbed, bitten, nurpled, fired at by a tank, fired from a tank, and strapped to a bomb and dropped into Springfield gorge. There’s no way, heh heh, he survived.
McBain: We shall see Doctor. Ve shall see after the vorldvide grosses come in, and ve know about a sequel.
Director: And…CUT! That’s a wrap everyone. Great work, Rainier.
Wolfcastle: Thank you. I think ve are finally making a McBain movie people vill vant to see. Also, who cares? I vas paid already.
Congratulations, you’ve just completed the McBain premium quest and added one of the best additions to Tapped Out to date!
