Twas the Night Before Christmas…
And all through the house…
Not a creature was stirring…
Not even a…
Oh, did you think you were gonna get THAT story??!! Well this isn’t gonna be THAT STORY!!!
Instead, this is a frakked up version of a story that is HORRIBLE!!! (Not really, but I am laughing like crazy at it.) Please to enjoy.
I know I am gonna sleep really good tonight after reading THAT lovely tale. How about you? Did you like the Grumple story? Lemme know in the comments below.
Is anybody having problems getting kicked off the game after the ” tap to continue scree”. Haven’t been able to log in since yesterday. Looking for help. Tried to restart game
Merry Christmas to all. To all my friends I’m sorry I haven’t visited your town. I’m still unable to log into my ga jope me😭 I EA will give me the duff tree. I need to get that Gil deal to. Please EA fix this problem.Rhewtty95.
Woke up at 6 checked my Simpsons and I can’t get passed the login screen my game keeps crashing any ideas on how to get it to work I’ve tried turning my phone off and on and now I will try uninstalling it and reinstalling it n e one who’s had this problem and has fixed it ideas excepted. Thank you very much n merry christmas to you all
Uninstalling did not help either I can log into anonymous Just can’t log into my account
Merry Christmas everybody!
Thank you! And the happiest of holidays to all the Addicts!
Can’t even get on the game tonight.
Merry XMAS everyone <3
drunk and with a loved one, captain
The following was smuggled out of the Springfield Penn
‘Twas the night before Christmas
In the maximum security cells.
All the inmates were locked down
madder than… heck.
Except for Sideshow Bob,
kicked back on his bunk.
His head full of visions,
of little Bart as his punk.
Then from the rooftop
there arose such a roar,
The guards must’ve thought
it was a riot, for sure.
They went to the roof
by way of the stair,
and found a fat freak
in red underwear.
“Ho Ho” said the fat man,
“I bring you good cheer!”
“Holy cow,” said the Captain,
“We caught us a . . . Homer?”
“OK big man,
“put your hands on the wall.”
They searched him down good,
backside and all!
They threw him in a cell,
his rear they did kick.
So much for Christmas,
they busted Homer…
…dressed as Saint Nick!
Merry Christmas All!
Tsto keeps crashing by login. Really annoying, can’t start phase 2. Already uninstalled/installed again but didn’t help. Anyone else having this issue?
Fun story! Wish I could enjoy it in my Springfield… I think either Maggie or the latest patch to fix the crashing problem finally put me in that category of players getting constant crashing. Go figure. XD
Swell, I never read the whole thing in one go. Thanks!
Very well done – thanks for my bedtime story lol!
I was going to wait until tomorrow, but I don’t think I can hold it in any longer…. Merry Christmas (or belated Hannuka or early Kwanzaa or slightly belated Festivus or the right-on-time Pastafarian “Holiday”)!!
I, for one (of many, I’m sure) deeply appreciate all that you do here and hope you enjoy your holiday festivities! 🎁🎉
Lol I loved it!!! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. Thank you Bunny, Alissa, and Wookie. I appreciate you and we appreciate you more than you.
Thanks for rehashing that for us! I forgot how good it was last year. Have a Merry Christmas, and thanks for all the 3 of you do for us! 😘 Enjoy the time with your family!
I loved that story!!!!
Lol, cool. Already read the traditional version to my Godson before he went to bed. Just read this one before I go to sleep now. Happy Christmas.