Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Well looks like we’ve got ourselves a little TSTO update on our hands.
First EA’s giving us a little gift…and Gil is back!
I know this probably isn’t what many of you were hoping/looking for but it’s a little something to hold us over until the “next big thing”. Let’s take a look at what’s involved…
First up…EA is giving EVERYONE 1 each of the Small Islands for FREE. (just check your inventory)
That’s right you’ll find 1 each of the Small Islands in your inventory (worth 120 donuts + $10,000)…
Next thing you’ll notice is Gil’s back!
No it’s not a donut deal (which I was hoping for to make up for the issues many of us faced after Christmas) this time he’s appealing to your Princess side and offering you a Princess Castle and Queen Helvetica costume for Lisa…
After all we’ve got a Two-nicorn that pukes rainbows we should complete the princess image in our towns…
NO the Two-nicorn is NOT for sale with this update….JUST KIDDING! Of course they’re offering the Two-nicorn with this deal! What’s Queen Helvetica with out this guy?! The two-nicorn is available for 70 donuts (Should I buy on Two-nicorn is here)
For 175 donuts this combo could be yours! (don’t worry we’ll have a Should I Buy on it up shortly)
FYI the castle is 8×9 in size and it does come with a questline for Lisa.
And of course no Gil deal is complete with out some begging from Gil…
Gil: Hey there, Lisa. Why, you remind me of my daughter. Prettiest girl in the Quad-Springfield Tri-area.
Lisa: You’re trying to sell me something, Gil. What is it?
Gil: Nothing. I was just saying you’re the spitting image of my little girl. Oh, how she loved buying my products!
Lisa: Really. You sold steak knives and life insurance to your own daughter?
Gil: And she drove a hard bargain, let me tell ya! She’s a smart one. Like you. And pretty. Again, like you. Please buy something.
Lisa: I bet you don’t even have a daughter. What’s her name?
Gil: Uh…Stanley. Stanley Grace. Oh, who am I kidding. I shoulda known I could never get you to buy a life-sized magical princess castle from me. Even if it DOES come with a matching pink gown. And a tiara. And sash that says “HER MAJESTY”.
And if you don’t take the Deal…
Gil: Gee, Homer, I hate to see your daughter so sad.
Homer: My “daughter”, as you call her, can’t feel actual sadness. As “she” is a sequence of 1s and 0s programmed by a nerd at EA. Same goes for “me”, “you”, and “whatever you’re trying to guild me into buying”. It’s all just 1s and 0s!
Gil: C’mon. it’s a beautiful princess castle! Only 175 donuts!
Homer: I hate you. Or rater, “I” “hate” “you”.
And if you take the deal…
Gil: Congratulations on your new Castle! But of course, no castle is complete without steak knives. And do I have some beauties right here. Only 19.95 donuts!
Lisa: OUT OF MY WAY!
Now if you reject the deal initially and want to go back to it in the future you can via your store. Then you’ll see the offer popup with Gil’s lovely face…
I think Gil looks pretty good as a jester…what do you think?
And those are the details on this in game update!
What do you think of the update? Thoughts on the free islands? How about the Gil deal? Will you be making the purchase? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!