What a Wookiee Wants: Some TSTO Puppy Love

And they called it puppy love
Oh, I guess they’ll never know
How a young heart really feels
And why I love her so

Hey hey hey!  You know my friends, it’s been too long since I did one of these What a Wookiee Wants posts about future stuff and with the TSTO Holiday Event coming to a close, I thought it was high time.  In the past, the snow thaws and the next event brings us Cupid and lots of stupid pink to TSTO.  That’s right fellow Addicts, I’m talking about Valentine’s Day.

Valentine's Panorama

In past events we’ve seen different items and characters grace our Springfields but of course the thing we care about most is characters and buildings.  We could explore different Valentine’s concept from the show and figure out what we’d like to see…

valentine contest image

Well… I guess we could go with the love, feelings and emotions bit.  Last year I cam up with a bunch of ideas so if you’re interested check out Part I and Part II.

I went back and forth with what I’d like to see and then was inspired by reader dwsresin490.  What TSTO needs is some Puppy Love.  Also known as a simple infatuation, a crush, calf love, or kitten love, what I’m talking about is love interests for the kiddos.  With this theme in mind, I decided to highlight possible interests for Bart and Lisa.  First up… El Barto:

Becky – “Flaming Moe’s” (S3:E10) & “Summer of 4 Ft. 2” (S7:E25)
Laura Powers – “New Kid on the Block” (S4:E9)
Jessica Lovejoy – “Bart’s Girlfriend” (S6:E7)
Clara Stetson – “Dude, Where’s My Ranch?” (S14:E18)
Gina Vendetti – “The Wandering Juvie” (S15:E16)
Sherri and Terri’s cousin – “The Way We Weren’t” (S15:E20)
Darcy – “Little Big Girl” (S18:E12)
Mary Spuckler – “Apocalypse Cow” (S19:E17), “Moonshine River” (S24:E1), “Love is a Many Splintered Thing” (S24:E12)
Jenny – “The Good, the Sad and the Drugly” (S20:E17)
Nikki McKenna – “Stealing First Base” (S21:E15)
Melody Juniper – “Flaming Moe” (S22:E11)
Zhenya – “The Fabulous Faker Boy” (S24:E20)

Bart's Girlfriends

Sherri, Terri, Shauna and Greta Wolfcastle have also been love interests.  From this list, I could see them bringing in Jessica Lovejoy and her mom and doing a swell VD update.  Of all of them though, I’d really love to see Mary Spuckler.  I’ve said before I really think she is Bart’s one true love and I just like their interaction.  Laura Powers could also be fun and maybe get a task to beat up that hussy Shauna.

Next up, Lisa’s love interests:

Langdon Alger – “Bart on the Road” (S7:E20)
Jesse Grass – “Lisa the Treehugger” (S12:E4)
Thelonius – “Trilogy of Error” (S12:E18)
Luke Stetson – “Dude, Where’s My Ranch?” (S14:E18)
Colin – “The Simpsons Movie”
Milhoose – “Boy Meets Curl” (S21:E12)
Nick – “The Daughter Also Rises” (S23:E13)
Lucas Bortner – “Lucas$” (S25:E17)

Lisa's Boyfriends


Of all of these boys, Colin is at the top of my list but Lucas is up there too.  Alas, I think EA would show Bart puppy love first but I always root for Lisa even if it would make poor Milhouse sad to have another beau roaming my Springfield.

NOTE: For the above lists, I left out Jenda and Hugh Parkfield just because they’re future love interests. As we all learned in X-Men:Days of Future Past… the future is not set so there’s no guarantee of them and really they don’t make any sense in our TSTO.

Just to fill out this list of wants, Valentine’s Day could also finally give Milhouse some love. It’s always nice when things come out Milhouse (especially for us nerds) so how about Samantha Stankey showing up in TSTO?

Samantha Stankey


Ultimately I’m just dreaming and only Jebus knows what EA has planned for us but those are some of my thoughts.  Got anything special you want for Valentine’s Day?  Any specific puppy love interest you’d like to see?  Sound off below in the comments and stay classy.

TTFN… Wookiee out!

74 responses to “What a Wookiee Wants: Some TSTO Puppy Love

  1. Lisa also had a crush on her substitute teacher, Mr Bergstrom. I’d like to see him in the game, and he could come with that ‘Gypsy’ hotel he lived in since there already is the Natural History Museum.

    Although he wasn’t a character, Lis also had a crush on Corey of the ‘Corey Hotline’.

  2. When is the 2015 valentine’s day update coming out.?

  3. So when is the Valentine’s update gonna be

  4. I really want the blocko store I missed that last easter because of that stupid wheel! And I realllyy want the maple store too! I got the love tunnel last year on the valentines event, have a feeling that will probably be back, but would be good to see some new stuff for krustyland!

    • I don’t think it was the wheel actually.. I think it was collecting Easter eggs then they gave you a random prize for each colour? Can’t remember but either way I didn’t get the blocko store I really wanted 😞 .. I also think new flowers would be good for valentines maybe grow different ones at farm, like rose bush last year?! Hope to see flower shop too!

  5. What about Jacques and the Hal Roach Apartments? After all, we got Mindy Simmons last year, who was a temptation to Homer, how about a temptation to Marge?

  6. What I’d love to see…
    – Dirt roads.
    – Streets we can put cars on.
    – 1/2 width paths of all kinds so we can push houses away from the streets and still make them look good. Other paths would be nice for wooded areas too.
    – Garden stuff would be nice.
    – Different kinds of bridges, like wooden/stone/garden ones we can use to make things more natural looking.
    New stuff to put on water; in the Squidport area and on river tiles.
    – New actions/skins/quests for characters other than the main ones. Premium skins associated to decorations; the Equalia Castle is fine, but it’s yet another skin of Lisa… OK, it’s premium, but let’s share the fun across more characters.
    – Maybe like a Space Mutant skin “human” so he can “blend in”.
    Or something for Kang and Kodos (Love in Space?) where a new alien joins them. Or since one of them thinks it would shock mom, have him/her actually have a romantic tryst with someone like Mrs. Hoover – she likes, um, unconventional love. 😉
    – Decorations/building to help with Righteousness so that rating doesn’t bomb so easily.

    Previous things I’d like to see return soon…
    – Brandine
    – Mindy
    – Shauna
    – Cool Brown House
    – Springfield Falls
    – Mapple Store, Mapple Store, Mapple Store 🙂

    Sorry if this is a bit long; I’ve been wanting to find a post to share these, this one seems the best fit.

  7. I would love something like krustyland but shelbyville. Obviously not for Valentine’s Day event. I would also like mary spuckler for bart and Clinton for Lisa. And I also feel like wiggum needs his wife finally.

  8. Imaginative minds. What’s Valentine’s Day without strawberries? Strawberry patch?
    Need update on releasing the butterflies from the butterfly tent. Few miniscule ideas.

  9. So hoping to see branding available as I missed them last year

  10. Please include a Valentines Day update on Krusty Land. E.g. riding a carusel with the loved one.

  11. It would be great to be able to buy snow pieces, not just road, water and land.
    It would also be great to have an update for krustyland and be able to buy new things for that 🙂

  12. Best Valentine’s update ever? Being able to sell all the fences and other crap from previous updates. That would be true love

  13. greenglassbottle

    I just really want Brandine! I didn’t get her last year because I was a new player and strictly freemium at the time, and I’ve since spent a whole year regretting that I didn’t splash the donuts 🙁

  14. Woo I’m famous haha. All great ideas, but I’d love to see Laura Powers in the game. Only because her and Bart remind me of my first crush. Next door neighbor, slightly older girl…never going to happen haha.

  15. What about Smithers and Mr. Burns? They are the obvious choice that hasn’t been picken for a side quest yet.

    Out of the usual, Sam, Larry, and Charlie need to be added characters. Maybe Karl and Grady. Even Herb.

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