Still working through the Thanksgiving content as best I can…but it’ll take me a little bit to go through everything to properly do the SIB posts, TT and various other posts. (thanks for being patient!) So for now enjoy this fun bit of dialogue brought to you by the Springfield Mob… -Alissa
Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Level 58 has arrived a short while ago and with it the Springfield Mob got a little bit stronger (and a little bit richer)…as Johnny Tightlips makes his way into town.
While we’ve had the Turbo Tappin’ walkthrough up since Level 58 hit, we thought now would be a fun time to take a look back at all of the fun dialogue you might have missed while tappin’…or just to relive all the fun again!
As we mentioned in the Level 58 rundown post Johnny and Plato’s Casino can be yours for the premium price of 175 donuts. Like all premiums it’s an instant build, and Johnny’s questline will start right up for you once placed in Springfield.
So now….let’s get this walkthrough going, shall we?!
Casinofellas Pt. 1
Auto start when you place Plato’s
Fat Tony: Johnny, you’ve been doing such a good job for us, I’m promoting you at the casino.
Johnny Tightlips: Wow, this is every mafia guy’s dream! Thanks Boss! I’ll start by doing a check on the slot machines.
Fat Tony: Whoa, hold on. You’re not running the CASINO casino.
Johnny Tightlips: Then what am I running?
Fat Tony: The online casino. I’m putting you in charge of our Interactive Entertainment division.
Make Johnny Tightlips Learn how to Use a Computer- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Johnny Tightlips Run the Online Casino- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Make Springfielders Gamble Online- x10. 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp Freemium and $600, 150xp Premium
Fat Tony: Wow, 93% of customers in the online casino are losing money to us! And it’s all thanks to you, Johnny.
Johnny Tightlips: My pleasure, boss.
Fat Tony: I’m not complimenting you. I’m complaining. Why only 93%? You better get that number up… unless you want to be the latest casualty of the tech bubble.
Casinofellas Pt. 2
Johnny Tightlips: You seem to have won an awful lot playing online poker at our casino lately, Mr. Syzlak.
Moe: I’m good at counting cards. And there’s no rule against counting cards in online poker!
Johnny Tightlips: Last time I was at your bar you gave me $7.67 change on a five. We traced your IP address and found out it originated at Springfield Elementary. You wouldn’t be paying someone under 18 to illegally gamble for you, would you?
Moe: Of course not! I’m back in school to complete my degree!
Johnny Tightlips: I see. Then allow me to “teach you a lesson.”
Build Moe’s Tavern
Make Johnny Tightlips Beat Up Moe- 24hrs, Earns $1800, 375xp (Requires Moe and Johnny)
Casinofellas Pt. 3
Moe: I’d like the police to investigate Johnny Tightlips. He took back all my poker winnings, just because I paid a 3rd grader to play for me.
Wiggum: This is just the sort of doomed-to-fail, fake investigation of the mafia we’ve been looking for!
Moe: He also vandalized half my bar! Check out these photos.
Wiggum: Whoa, that looks pretty bad. That half of the bar is completely unusable!
Moe: You’re pointing at the undamaged half.
Reach Level 17 and Build the Police Station
Make Wiggum Investigate the Online Casino- 12hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Wiggum: Well, the investigation turned up nothing. The online casino, like the unlicensed casino it’s housed in, is completely clean.
Moe: But you were only there for five minutes.
Wiggum: Dangit! I was trying to beat my record of four minutes and thirty-eight seconds.
Lou: Chief, looks like the investigation might need to be reopened. An inside informant just called and reported a multi-million dollar tax evasion scheme.
Wiggum: You know what we really need to investigate? Who violated my rule of never picking up the phone.
Casinofellas Pt. 4
Wiggum: Johnny, you and all the casino staff are under arrest. Sorry ‘bout that, but the government needs those tax revenues to buy $300 body cameras that are identical to $6.99 webcams. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you wanna say?
Johnny Tightlips: Just that a list of witnesses who are going to testify against me would be quite useful.
Wiggum: It hurts me that you thought you even had to ask.
Make Wiggum provide Johnny Tightlips a List of Witnesses- 12hrs, Earns $1200, 300xp (requires Wiggum and Johnny)
Make Louie Intimidate Witnesses- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp
Make Legs Intimidate Witnesses- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp
Casinofellas Pt. 5
Fat Tony starts
Fat Tony: Have we figured out who squealed?
Louie: Only two people had access to that info: Vinnie Neversqueals and Frankie the Squealer.
Fat Tony: So Frankie let me down again.
Johnny Tightlips: Why do you keep hiring that guy?
Fat Tony: Because it makes it easy to figure out who’s squealing!
Make Johnny Tightlips Fire Frankie- 8hrs, Earns $695, 175xp (requires Frankie and Johnny)
Make Fat Tony hire Frankie for Another Job- 8hrs, Earns $550, 140xp (requires Frankie and Fat Tony)
Fat Tony: Hey Johnny, there’s an opening in the kitchen at the pizza place. Know anybody good?
Johnny Tightlips: Well there’s my cousin, Joey Can’tMakeAPizza.
Fat Tony: Sounds perfect! He’s hired!
Casinofellas Pt. 6
Fat Tony starts
Fat Tony: The cops are shutting down our online casino. Johnny, I’m afraid I have to move you over to the regular casino.
Johnny Tightlips: Thank goodness! I’ve been dyin’ here. I wanna interact with people. Or at least have my fist interact with them.
Fat Tony: Oh you’ll be interacting with people alright… as the moderator of the regular casino’s new Springface page! And if I don’t see 100 “Likes” by tomorrow, you’ll be taking a trip down to the wood shop for a business meeting with my vise!
Make Johnny Tightlips Pay Fake Users in India for “Likes”- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
And that concludes Johnny’s questline! Something fun to keep you tappin!
If you run the questline from start to finish, without using donuts, it will take you 3 days and 12hrs to complete.
What do YOU think of Johnny Tightlips and Level 58? Were you happy with the premium character choice? How about the dialogue so far? Have you purchased Johnny? Where have you placed Plato’s Casino in your Springfield? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!