There’s no EAsy way to say this… It looks like another grindfest if you “want it all.” The real question is, “Do you really want it all?” The EAsy answer…OF COURSE YOU DO!! After all…we’re addicts…right?
So…while there may be a subtle message being delivered here to a-BORT! (Sorry…couldn’t help myself) by EA, the fact is, we are now deep into making Itchy & Scratchy Land – along with the newly revived KrustyLand (perhaps we should rename it “Lazarus Land” and combine it with Praise Land) the largest tract of land in our entire Springfields. I’m starting to wonder if the designers are all adapting to the “Over 60” players, by making everything so big, you don’t need your reading glasses to place it. But, I digress…
On to the number for GETTING IT ALL!
Once again…the key to “success” (and who can really define success in TSTO?) is logging on every 4 hours, for as many days in a row as you can sustain the grindtastic boredom of doing so. If you do that, you will not only get all of the prizes…but have enough Crafting Currency to make the largest Water Slide imaginable. Providing you care about the largest water slide imaginable.
Bort…who doesn’t want a Bort? We should all decide to a Bort! Right? I’ll get into the “who is this guy?” in another post. But, it is actually a pretty funny joke…especially for a guy who NEVER found “personalized swag” with my full name. Pat? Yes. Patric? Never.
There is really no magic here folks. As in none. If you log in every 4 hours or at least 4 times a day…you will get a Bort. If you do that, you will also have enough Crafting Currency to get the Log Ride…and then some. I actually had enough currency left over from Act I, to build the Log Ride…add some features…and pretty much use all of the connected land I had available to still bonus…in the first 15 minutes of Act II.
So…whoop…whoop… just another 14.5 days of grinding left. Cool. Yay. Go Bort!