Christmas 2019 (Abe’s in Toyland): Week 3 Questline, Premium Krusty the Christian

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

It’s finally Christmas in Springfield!  Our pocket-sized Springfields have been covered with a fresh blanket of snow!  What’s in store for us this time?  Well, we’re tasked with seeing if Grampa can bore Death…well to death!  Loads of dialogue with this one, so be sure to read along to see what happens! And of course, I’ll be posting it as each week wraps up.

Abe’s in Toyland follows the same event structure of the Multi-Events before it.  This event consists of 4 parts (or Acts), with each part lasting a week and taking us through a new part of the event!

With Act 3, week 3, one new premium costume was introduced. In addition to helping with event currency, Krusty the Christian comes with his own, short, individual questline, so let’s take a look at the full dialogue questline now…

The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 1
Krusty starts

Krusty The Christian: Have you heard the news?
Azzlan: That Jesus is our savior?
Krusty The Christian: Even better news: I’m a Christian now!
Azzlan: Wonderful! Since I’m the world’s most famous Christian lion, maybe you should have me on your TV show.
Krusty The Christian: I dunno. We already have a monkey. Can you take a pie in the face?
Azzlan: I can take anything. I mean, the White Witch sacrificed me on a stone altar.
Krusty The Christian: Sounds hilarious. We’ll call you if we need you.
Make Christian Krusty Have Communion- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Azzlan Pester Krusty About a Job- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp

The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 2
Sophie starts

Sophie: Dad, is becoming a Christian just your latest fad? Like when you got into jet skiing and started riding a jet ski around your apartment?
Krusty The Christian: *praying with rosary beads* I know it’s hard to deal with a clown that’s been saved. But I can’t help loving Jesus! Also, when I do stand up comedy for Christians, they like me, because they like things that aren’t funny.
Make Christian Krusty Practice Christian Stand Up- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Sophie Krustofsky Be Skeptical of Her Dad- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp

The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 3
Rev Lovejoy starts

Lovejoy: Krusty, we’re so happy to welcome you into our loving community.  Now, have you heard about “tithing”? That’s a joyous Christian experience where you give me ten percent of your income.
Krusty The Christian: Ten percent! That’s what my agent charges. For that kind of money can you get me parts in movies?
Lovejoy: I’m afraid not.
Krusty The Christian: Well, don’t feel bad. Neither can my agent.
Make Christian Krusty Read Movie Roles- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp

The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 4
Krusty starts

Krusty The Christian: I may have to give up being a Christian, Sophie.
Sophie: Too many rules for you, Dad?
Krusty The Christian: Exactly the opposite. They told me I can do anything I want and still go to Heaven as long as I repent right before I die. That’s a bad message for a guy addicted to forty-three different kinds of painkiller.
Make Krusty the Christian Lose His Religion- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Jesus Christ: Bad news, Dad. We lost Krusty.
God: Tell me he didn’t become a Hindu. Vishnu always rubs it in my face.
Jesus Christ: Relax. He spent the last five hours worshipping a bottle of bourbon.

And this concludes the premium dialogue for Week 3, of the Abe’s in Toyland Event!

Thoughts on the third week?  Did you buy Krusty the Christian?  Thoughts on the dialogue? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!

2 responses to “Christmas 2019 (Abe’s in Toyland): Week 3 Questline, Premium Krusty the Christian

  1. Happy New Year everyone 😊

    This was an obvious pass for me, but if you benefited from obtaining it? I’m glad, as that means you got plenty of new Content and could use more.

  2. Hey, just wanna say that i use to play this game like 5 or 6 years ago…not sure why i stopped but i got it back. I feel like i missed a whole lot, anywyas, just glad that TSTO addicts is still here. Keep up the good work!

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