Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
First, a very special Happy Birthday to the baby Addict! He’s officially 2 today! Dang that went fast!
Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming…
IMPORTANT NOTE: Act 3 is slated to start SUNDAY, August 30th. Act 2 (and Act 1 for that matter) isn’t going anywhere, so if you didn’t finish it you’ll still have time to. Look for Act 3 to start around 11am ET. (1500 UTC)
You’ll need Bart and Milhouse free for the first round of tasks (and those earning event currency). Also, 1 new premium character combo will be released. 150 donuts for the combo.
Now on with the full dialogue for Act 2…
Sidekicked Aside Pt. 1
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Nelson: Whoa. Is that…Van Houten? With a girl?
Sherri and Terri: She’s pretty. And so mature looking.
Janey: Wait, which one of you said which part of that?
Sherri and Terri: I said she’s pretty. And I said she’s mature looking.
Milhouse: It looks like my plan is working. Everyone is smitten with envy at the sight of such a power couple.
Annika: Fine. Just don’t touch me.
Milhouse: Yes, milady!
Annika: That includes with your eyes.
Make Milhouse Parade Annika Through School- 4hrs
Make Annika Begrudgingly Play Along- 4hrs
Collect Sunglasses- 4hrs, x115.
Milhouse: Hey, Annika, Apu hasn’t picked up the Squishee machine from my party. Wanna lick the rotors?
Annika: Milhouse, if I’m going to pretend to be with you, we should do what I want to do.
Milhouse: Okay, what do you want to do?
Annika: Not be with you.
Sidekicked Aside Pt. 2
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Lisa: C’mon Milhouse, we were supposed to go birdwatching this afternoon.
Milhouse: Sorry, Lisa, you go without me.
Lisa: But the Springfield Swallow is especially drawn to the smell of your asthma medicine.
Milhouse: Here, let them mate with my inhaler. Annika and I are going to get gelato.
Lisa: You’re passing up an afternoon with me to get ice cream with your cousin?
Milhouse: Not ice cream. GEL-AH-TO. I have a card that says, “Buy 98, Get the 99th Free”.
Lisa: How many more do you have to go?
Milhouse: Ninety-eight.
Make Milhouse Take Annika Out for Gelato- 4hrs
Make Annika Eat Gelato With Milhouse- 4hrs
Collect Sunglasses- 4hrs, x115.
Sidekicked Aside Pt. 3
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Bart: Hey Milhouse, I’ve got two hurling bricks. I’ll give you first chuck!
Nelson: Milhouse is busy, Simpson.
Bart: Oh. Time for his daily beating, huh?
Nelson: No. We’re playing Sjoelbak.
Bart: You’re doing what now?!
Willie: Sjoelbak! I was the Aberdeen champ! Lemme show ya how it’s done!
Bart: *frustrated moan*
Make Milhouse Play Sjoelbak With Nelson- 4hrs
Make Bart Try to Pronounce Sjoelbak- 4hrs
Make Nelson Play Sjoelbak With Milhouse- 4hrs
Make Willie “Show ’em How it’s Done”- 4hrs
Collect Sunglasses- 4hrs, x115.
Lisa: Hey, Bart, you look like you just lost your best friend. Figuratively and literally.
Bart: I don’t know what either of those words mean but, in context, you seem right.
Lisa: Milhouse being popular has taught us both interesting lessons.
Bart: That bricks make terrible Sjoelbak discs?
Lisa: Sure…and that friends you take for granted are the ones you miss the most.
Bart: Save the lessons for Week Four. Now’s the time to hatch a plan…
Sidekicked Aside Pt. 4
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Lisa: So, d’you guys ever notice that Milhouse and Annika look so much alike?
Sherri and Terri: No.
Janey: Lisa’s right! This calls for a cool kids conference. Hey Milhouse, how come you guys look so much alike?
Milhouse: Uh, us? Well, uh. Uh, uh.
Annika: I’ll tell you why. We’re into twinning. And it’s cool to be into twinning.
Milhouse: Yeah. It’s cool to be into twinning.
Sherri and Terri: No argument from us.
Janey: Wow. That makes a lot of sense. And it makes even more sense that Lisa wouldn’t know that. Cool kids conference adjourned.
Lisa: *whispering* Looks like Plan A didn’t work.
Bart: *whispering* Switching to Plan B.
Willie: Ye can stop whispering. They all left when the conference ended.
Make Milhouse Sigh in Relief- 4hrs
Make Lisa Abandon “Plan A”- 4hrs
Make Bart Switch to “Plan B” – 4hrs
Collect Sunglasses- 4hrs, x155.
Sidekicked Aside Pt. 5
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Bart: Hey Milhouse, do you see all those cool kids laughing over there? Do you know why they’re laughing?
Milhouse: I assume because they watched you aim your Go-Go Ray at the mirrored disco ball in the teachers lounge.
Bart: Let me tell you something Lisa always says, “Correlation does not imply causation”.
Milhouse: I don’t know what that means.
Bart: Neither do I but she told me to say it because what those kids are REALLY laughing at is you.
Milhouse: Me? Why?
Bart: Because they know your relationship with Annika is a joke.
Milhouse: It is?
Bart: Yes. And if those teachers ever stop doing the mambo, they would tell you that you need to break up with her.
Milhouse: But I’ve still got seventy-three gelatos to go!
Make Milhouse Publicly Break Up With Annika- 4hrs
Make Annika Not Care- 4hrs
Collect Sunglasses- 4hrs, x195.
Nelson: Whoa, did Milhouse just break up with Annika?
Janey: He totally did.
Sherri and Terri: And she was way hotter than him! And way older!
Janey: Wait, which one of you said which—
Nelson: Never mind that! I hereby declare Milhouse the coolest kid in Springfield Elementary!
Lisa: Bart, why are you dancing for joy?
Bart: I’m not dancing for joy! I got despondent and put the Go-Go Ray to my head!
And this concludes Act 2 of the Van Houtens!
Thoughts on the Second Act? Dialogue? Thoughts on the event in general? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!
This is crazy. I can’t log in nor can I get any help because that won’t load either. I even tried deleting the app and reinstalling it. No joy! No joy!
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Happy Birthday lil Tapper!
Don’t let your parents fib to you, not ALL Boston fans are evil. 😁
~MIB👤
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I’m liking this event a lot, but find it frustrating to not be able to log in last night or so far today. Why is it that during every event, there’s one or two days when I can’t reach the EA server when I’m switching accounts? Of course, it’s usually on a day that I’m able to log on 5 times and catch up on some slack. Is there anything I can do on my end?
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Happy Birthday 🥳 Wee Lad
(wow! 2 already? wait ’til kindergarten! ☺️)
Act 2 – I enjoyed the dialogue puns, most of the Prizes were dumb, now bring on Act 3, EA don’t disappoint me, at least the Premium Characters are fun! 😅
Yeah I’ll expedite through Act 3 on Monday (weekends off from Tapping) Stay Safe Everybody 🌝
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Your baby is so cute. Happy Birthday little guy ❤️❤️❤️
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Happy 😁 Birthday!
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Anyone else unable to log in the last couple of days? It’s stuck at the first screen, before authentication.
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Same for me.
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I had to uninstall recently and I usually have great luck with the servers!
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On “Make Spring fielders check out latest promotion ” I collect all the loot and xp, but all the people don’t come out, and I’m stuck… this happen to anyone else?
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store and replace the building
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