The Van Houtens Act 2 Full Dialogue: Sidekicked Aside

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

First, a very special Happy Birthday to the baby Addict!  He’s officially 2 today!  Dang that went fast!

Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming…

IMPORTANT NOTE: Act 3 is slated to start SUNDAY, August 30thAct 2 (and Act 1 for that matter) isn’t going anywhere, so if you didn’t finish it you’ll still have time to. Look for Act 3 to start around 11am ET.  (1500 UTC)
You’ll need Bart and Milhouse free for the first round of tasks (and those earning event currency).  Also, 1 new premium character combo will be released.  150 donuts for the combo.

Now on with the full dialogue for Act 2…

Sidekicked Aside Pt. 1
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Nelson: Whoa. Is that…Van Houten? With a girl?
Sherri and Terri: She’s pretty. And so mature looking.
Janey: Wait, which one of you said which part of that?
Sherri and Terri: I said she’s pretty. And I said she’s mature looking.
Milhouse: It looks like my plan is working. Everyone is smitten with envy at the sight of such a power couple.
Annika: Fine. Just don’t touch me.
Milhouse: Yes, milady!
Annika: That includes with your eyes.
Make Milhouse Parade Annika Through School- 4hrs
Make Annika Begrudgingly Play Along- 4hrs
Collect Sunglasses- 4hrs, x115.
Milhouse: Hey, Annika, Apu hasn’t picked up the Squishee machine from my party. Wanna lick the rotors?
Annika: Milhouse, if I’m going to pretend to be with you, we should do what I want to do.
Milhouse: Okay, what do you want to do?
Annika: Not be with you.

Sidekicked Aside Pt. 2
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Lisa: C’mon Milhouse, we were supposed to go birdwatching this afternoon.
Milhouse: Sorry, Lisa, you go without me.
Lisa: But the Springfield Swallow is especially drawn to the smell of your asthma medicine.
Milhouse: Here, let them mate with my inhaler. Annika and I are going to get gelato.
Lisa: You’re passing up an afternoon with me to get ice cream with your cousin?
Milhouse: Not ice cream. GEL-AH-TO. I have a card that says, “Buy 98, Get the 99th Free”.
Lisa: How many more do you have to go?
Milhouse: Ninety-eight.
Make Milhouse Take Annika Out for Gelato- 4hrs
Make Annika Eat Gelato With Milhouse- 4hrs
Collect Sunglasses- 4hrs, x115. 

Sidekicked Aside Pt. 3
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Bart: Hey Milhouse, I’ve got two hurling bricks. I’ll give you first chuck!
Nelson: Milhouse is busy, Simpson.
Bart: Oh. Time for his daily beating, huh?
Nelson: No. We’re playing Sjoelbak.
Bart: You’re doing what now?!
Willie: Sjoelbak! I was the Aberdeen champ! Lemme show ya how it’s done!
Bart: *frustrated moan*
Make Milhouse Play Sjoelbak With Nelson- 4hrs
Make Bart Try to Pronounce Sjoelbak- 4hrs
Make Nelson Play Sjoelbak With Milhouse- 4hrs
Make Willie “Show ’em How it’s Done”- 4hrs
Collect Sunglasses- 4hrs, x115.
Lisa: Hey, Bart, you look like you just lost your best friend. Figuratively and literally.
Bart: I don’t know what either of those words mean but, in context, you seem right.
Lisa: Milhouse being popular has taught us both interesting lessons.
Bart: That bricks make terrible Sjoelbak discs?
Lisa: Sure…and that friends you take for granted are the ones you miss the most.
Bart: Save the lessons for Week Four. Now’s the time to hatch a plan…

Sidekicked Aside Pt. 4
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Lisa: So, d’you guys ever notice that Milhouse and Annika look so much alike?
Sherri and Terri: No.
Janey: Lisa’s right! This calls for a cool kids conference. Hey Milhouse, how come you guys look so much alike?
Milhouse: Uh, us? Well, uh. Uh, uh.
Annika: I’ll tell you why. We’re into twinning. And it’s cool to be into twinning.
Milhouse: Yeah. It’s cool to be into twinning.
Sherri and Terri: No argument from us.
Janey: Wow. That makes a lot of sense. And it makes even more sense that Lisa wouldn’t know that. Cool kids conference adjourned.
Lisa: *whispering* Looks like Plan A didn’t work.
Bart: *whispering* Switching to Plan B.
Willie: Ye can stop whispering. They all left when the conference ended.
Make Milhouse Sigh in Relief- 4hrs
Make Lisa Abandon “Plan A”- 4hrs
Make Bart Switch to “Plan B” – 4hrs
Collect Sunglasses- 4hrs, x155. 

Sidekicked Aside Pt. 5
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Bart: Hey Milhouse, do you see all those cool kids laughing over there? Do you know why they’re laughing?
Milhouse: I assume because they watched you aim your Go-Go Ray at the mirrored disco ball in the teachers lounge.
Bart: Let me tell you something Lisa always says, “Correlation does not imply causation”.
Milhouse: I don’t know what that means.
Bart: Neither do I but she told me to say it because what those kids are REALLY laughing at is you.
Milhouse: Me? Why?
Bart: Because they know your relationship with Annika is a joke.
Milhouse: It is?
Bart: Yes. And if those teachers ever stop doing the mambo, they would tell you that you need to break up with her.
Milhouse: But I’ve still got seventy-three gelatos to go!
Make Milhouse Publicly Break Up With Annika- 4hrs
Make Annika Not Care- 4hrs
Collect Sunglasses- 4hrs, x195.
Nelson: Whoa, did Milhouse just break up with Annika?
Janey: He totally did.
Sherri and Terri: And she was way hotter than him! And way older!
Janey: Wait, which one of you said which—
Nelson: Never mind that! I hereby declare Milhouse the coolest kid in Springfield Elementary!
Lisa: Bart, why are you dancing for joy?
Bart: I’m not dancing for joy! I got despondent and put the Go-Go Ray to my head!

And this concludes Act 2 of the Van Houtens!

Thoughts on the Second Act?  Dialogue?  Thoughts on the event in general?  Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!

11 responses to “The Van Houtens Act 2 Full Dialogue: Sidekicked Aside

  1. This is crazy. I can’t log in nor can I get any help because that won’t load either. I even tried deleting the app and reinstalling it. No joy! No joy!

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  2. Happy Birthday lil Tapper!
    Don’t let your parents fib to you, not ALL Boston fans are evil. 😁
    ~MIB👤

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  3. I’m liking this event a lot, but find it frustrating to not be able to log in last night or so far today. Why is it that during every event, there’s one or two days when I can’t reach the EA server when I’m switching accounts? Of course, it’s usually on a day that I’m able to log on 5 times and catch up on some slack. Is there anything I can do on my end?

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  4. Happy Birthday 🥳 Wee Lad
    (wow! 2 already? wait ’til kindergarten! ☺️)

    Act 2 – I enjoyed the dialogue puns, most of the Prizes were dumb, now bring on Act 3, EA don’t disappoint me, at least the Premium Characters are fun! 😅

    Yeah I’ll expedite through Act 3 on Monday (weekends off from Tapping) Stay Safe Everybody 🌝

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  5. Your baby is so cute. Happy Birthday little guy ❤️❤️❤️

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  6. Happy 😁 Birthday!

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  7. Anyone else unable to log in the last couple of days? It’s stuck at the first screen, before authentication.

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  8. On “Make Spring fielders check out latest promotion ” I collect all the loot and xp, but all the people don’t come out, and I’m stuck… this happen to anyone else?

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