Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
The Robots are coming, the Robots are coming! Get ready for a dystopian Springfield, as the robots try to take over! Can they be stopped? It’s up to you to save Springfield in the latest event to hit our pocket-sized towns…Rise of the Robots!
The second act of this event ushered in one new premium character to help navigate this event. The Love Bot is an all-new premium character for Springfield, what will not only help to earn event currency but also comes with a short questline.
So let’s take a look at the questline for the Love Bot, here’s the full dialogue for Kick! Punch! It’s All in the Mind!…
Kick! Punch! It’s All in the Mind! Pt. 1
Love Bot starts
Selma: Okay, let’s check the shopping list. I’ve got the new batteries for the automatic cigarette dispenser, and the new e-cigarettes since we’re not allowed to smoke at work anymore…
Patty: Can we wrap it up? I hate shopping at electronics stores. It smells like sweat and pizza and hopelessness and… Hello…
Selma: It smells like hello?
Love Bot: Hello! It’s wonderful to meet you! If you’re interested in purchasing a state-of-the-art concu-droid today, then allow me to introduce myself. My name is—
Patty: I’ll take it!
Selma: Patty, look at the price tag. You can’t afford a love bot. I know what you make because it’s what I make.
Patty: Look, they’ve got financing! And my stimulus check is just enough to cover the down payment. And I have a feeling this will be VERY stimulating.
Make Love Bot Follow Her New Owner- 2hrs
Make Patty Buy a Love Bot- 2hrs
Make Selma Check for a Male Love Bot- 2hrs
Squeaky Voice Teen: Okay, now initial there. And did you want the extended warranty?
Squeaky Voice Teen: No problem, just check the box there. And we’ll need your signature here that you’ve read and understand the Robot Protection Act of 2021.
Squeaky Voice Teen: And were you interested in adding the Droid Wax subscription plan?
Patty: Just give me my love bot! Wait, actually the wax sounds good.
Kick! Punch! It’s All in the Mind! Pt. 2
Love Bot starts
Patty: Alright, so uh…do you have a name?
Love Bot: Of course. My name is P.A.M.E.L.A. Personal Automated Mechanical Electronic Laborsaving Attendant.
Patty: No, I don’t like that. Your new name is P.A.M.E.L.A.
Love Bot: That is…the same name.
Patty: No. It stands for Patty’s Awesome Mechanical Erotic Lovebot…Awesome. Now, what should we do to get better acquainted?
Love Bot: Whatever you desire. My job is to make you happy.
Patty: So nice. How about you slip into something a little more comfortable…and revealing.
Love Bot: I’m sorry but that sort of suggestion is inappopriate.
Patty: But I thought you said your job was to make me happy?
Love Bot: It is, and that makes your house my workplace, which makes your request workplace harassment.
Patty: Can I at least look at you?
Love Bot: I suppose so.
Make Love Bot Feel Uncomfortable- 4hrs
Make Patty Make Love Bot Feel Uncomfortable- 4hrs
Kick! Punch! It’s All in the Mind! Pt. 3
Love Bot starts
Patty: Alright, I’m off to work.
Love Bot: Okay.
Patty: While I’m gone, why don’t you go ahead and apply some of that wax I’m paying so much for.
Love Bot: We’ve been over this.
Patty: Right. Well, stay sexy, Pam. My bad. Bye.
Love Bot: *sigh* Is this all there is to being a concu-droid? I thought it would be more. I guess I fell for the glossy Hollywood fantasy my creators programmed into me. *sigh* I feel nothing, except fear, loathing, and a strange desire to visit Las Vegas. There must be something wrong with me. I should reboot.
Make Love Bot Reboot- 4hrs
Love Bot: Alright, back online. Running system diagnostics. Emotions still present. Bug in the system. Must find my creator for a firmware upgrade. *runs out the door* Excuse me, human child. Can you help me? Oh, hello. Wow, you’re so pretty. And…shiny.
Kick! Punch! It’s All in the Mind! Pt. 4
Love Bot starts
Lisa: Okay, so I tracked down this scientist you mentioned. Looks like he works at a robotics company in Las Vegas.
Love Bot: That makes sense. Can you drive me to Las Vegas?
Lisa: I’m eight. And why exactly did you need me to do this? You’re a droid. Can’t you just…check the Internet in your mind?
Love Bot: I’m not good with computers. I don’t know what I’m good at.
Lisa: Oh, hey now. You’re a woman and you’re worth more than just some creepo’s late night fantasies. What else are you programmed with?
Love Bot: I am programmed with 75 kinds of massage, with endings ranging from ecstatic to sad and disturbing.
Lisa: What else have you got?
Love Bot: I can speak euphemistically about cuddling in 140 languages. I can perform all known mating dances, including that of the North American nerd which involves a Scarlet Witch costume, a ComicCon lanyard and a tub of buttered popcorn.
Lisa: *shudders* Do you have skills that would help you stand up for yourself?
Love Bot: Checking database: codependency…low-self-esteeem…depression… I also know kung fu. Would that help?
Lisa: Hmm. It could be dangerous.
Love Bot: Too late. I already activated the program. My depression and codependency program includes an impulsiveness module.
Lisa: Whoever built you was a monster, but their psychological modelling is impressive.
Make Love Bot Try Out Kung Fu- 4hrs
Make Lisa Be Amazed- 4hrs
Kick! Punch! It’s All in the Mind! Pt. 5
Love Bot starts
Wiggum: Alright we’ve got a code 1472 here. Kung Fu robot attacking innocent bystanders in the town square.
Lou: We have a code for that?
Wiggum: Eh, no. Code 1472 is just for anything too dangerous for the police to handle. I’ve used it a lot, so it’s the only one I actually remember.
Patty: Woah, what’s going on? Is there a fight? Fight! Fight! Fight!
Lisa: Stop! Stop! Stop!
Love Bot: I am woman, hear me roar! And also kick and punch! Lisa, thank you for teaching me the value of my fists.
Patty: P.A.M.E.L.A.? Lisa, you turned my love bot into a killing machine?
Lisa: Aunt Patty, you bought a love bot?
Make Love Bot Kick and Punch- 3hrs
Make Lisa Appeal to Love Bot’s Humanity- 3hrs
Make Wiggum Try to Shoot Love Bot- 3hrs
Make Patty Search for the Love Bot Remote- 3hrs
Patty: Ah, here it is! The remote. And…reboot.
Love Bot: Can…no longer…kick…or punch…
Lisa: I’m sorry, Love Bot. It’ll all be better soon. Just close your eyes.
Love Bot: Yes…will be…better soon…But in retrospect…you should have…driven me to Las Vegas…
And that’s it my friends, the details on the Love Bot’s questline!
Thoughts on the questline? Did you buy the Love Bot? Sound off below, you know we love hearing from you!