Hey y’all! How you be doing round abouts that der game which be going all tappity tap. Y’all ready fer anuther posty dealy about dem yellar people?
Wow… who knew it’d be hard to write all white trashy mctrasherson? I guess I can thank my mom for all my edumacashun. It’s more than a love of The Simpsons which has helped me be so S-M-R-T. So… Alissa and Bunny have been so entertaining with their lady character posts every Sunday (Real Housewives of Springfield) and I’ve been slacking. To remedy this, I thought I’d talk about good ol’ Cletus Delroy Spuckler aka Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel. Click continue reading to get started and see an image of Cletus mooning you. Continue reading →
Quests start right after the video of Homer blowing up Springfield Ends -Square One
All dialogue spoke by Homer here:
“Hello, anybody here? Huh. I guess it’s true what they say about atomic blasts—the safest place to be is ground zero. I wonder where my loving family is…and Bart. Task book is then highlighted. Whoa, whoa – if there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s when you open books, bad things happen” Prompted to build the Simpson House, 6 seconds.
Must build the house within the shaded box. If not Homer says “I think I should place it where the computer tells me”
Homer: “Lisa! Thank God you’re here to guide me through this tutorial.”
Lisa: “ What happened?”
Homer: “Difficult to say sweetie. The town blew up, I built our house and you showed up. All we know for sure is, I’m completely blameless.”
Lisa: “Hmm. Maybe if we keep building things, Mom and Bart will show up too.”
Homer: “I’m sure they will. This thing would be way too sad if they didn’t”
Lisa: “Then let’s do it. But first, we should clean this place up a bit.”
Homer: “You’re joking right?”
Springfield Cleaners Pt. 1 Despite his objections, Homer cleans up some of the debris left by the explosion (6 seconds – don’t make him clean up everything – just one piece is enough for this stage.)
Springfield Cleaners Pt. 2 Lisa joins in the Springfield clean up (6 seconds, Lisa finds a donut)
Lisa: “Hey, I found a donut!”
Homer: “It looks like one of the donuts from the break room.”
Lisa: “It must have been irradiated when the plant blew up. Now it has the power to locally speed up time…as well as to buy things, for some reason.”
The New Evergreen Terrace Pt. 1 Build a road (prompted by Lisa)
Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart Build the Kwik-E-Mart (prompted by Homer. Note: you’re asked to use some of your donuts to speed this up)
The Others Frink appears from the Other Springfield and tells you to pay a visit there. Visit the other Springfield by following what Frink says. You’ll collect some extra cash and XP.
The Box, The Box! Starts with the Daily Play Combo appearing. Homer wants to speed it up to get to the Mystery box. You’ll have to spend 6 donuts to get a Mystery Box. Mystery box contains 10 donuts.
Soylent Bean Lisa goes shopping at the Kwik-E-Mart (Prompted by Lisa 1hour)
Thank Ganesh Apu prays to Ganesh (45 seconds)
Working Hard Homer or Lisa need to clean up Springfield a bit more (if you’ve cleaned all of your debris, you’ll need to buy more land)
The New Evergreen Terrace Pt. 2 Build the Brown House (prompted by Lisa)
The Mysterious Brown House Pt. 1 Homer breaks into the Brown House and watches TV
The Taxman Cometh Collect money from houses
The New Evergreen Terrace Pt. 3 Move the Kwik-E-Mart because it doesn’t really belong next to the Simpsons’ house. You’ll then be prompted to build the Flanders House (90 seconds)
Shopaholic Collect money from shops (just the Kwik-E-Mart at this point)
Green Thumb Plant trees (Lisa initiates this task, so make sure she’s free. You’ll need to plant at least 3 trees in order for this quest to be complete)
Donut-denominated Decorations Place Homer’s Hammock
That Ain’t Right Ned condemns science (45 seconds)
Hardly Working Place the kiddie pool (it costs $100)
Property Values Buy a land expansion
At this point the tutorial ends and you should be on level 5.