Hello hello friends! So it’s May the Fourth and you know what that means!
“Happy Anni…birth…tine’s…shark week?”
Nope… Star Wars Day… woo hoo! As the resident walking carpet of the site, I always love when this “holiday” comes around and I have an excuse to celebrate Star Wars on a Simpsons site. It’s the sort of day where I get to let my geek flag fly and all the varied Star Wars shirts I wear on a day to day basis compete for the honor or being worn by the fuzzball. It’s a great day even if it’s just a fake day but if there can be a “run up the flag pole and see if anyone salutes day”, there certainly can be one dedicated to Star Wars. Even better, the day is all based on a pun. As a skipper on the most magical attraction ever, I love me some punderful jokes.











