WDTCF – Phineas Q. Butterfat’s

How are my favorite tappers doing?  I bet by now a lot of you are done with Level 38 and just itching for the next content to ignore your family and obligations with, right?  Well… If my Wookiee senses are working correctly, I think we should be entering the Valentine’s Day arena very soon.  I hope I’m right and that EA brings a couple of my wish list items from WAWW part 1 and part 2.  Beside indulging me, the way EA could really show some love to all us tappers would be to bring back buildings from last year’s event.

My favorite of them was Phineas Q. Butterfat’s.  While admittedly, I don’t have much of a sweet tooth, I certainly love me some ice cream.  This building came our way during the 2013 VD Event for free.  All we had to do was earn some event currency (hearts) and the building was ours (probably sounds familiar, right?).  The building generates $275 and 22 XP every 16 hours.

Phineas Q. Butterfat's

Just for fun, I thought it’d be cool to do a WDTCF for Phineas Q. Butterfat’s 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor.  It’s a neat building and has been in a lot of Simpsons episodes.  Throughout these, it also has had a few different looks.  (NOTE: From now on I’ll mostly refer to this building as PQB).  Our first glimpse of the parlor came in Season 3, Episode 8: Lisa’s Pony.  After Homer disappoints Lisa by failing to bring her a new saxophone reed for the school talent show, he tries to make up for it by taking her for ice cream.  We see that they offer deliciousness by the wheelbarrow.  This deliciousness is called a Mount Bellyache and costs 88 dollars.


Next up, we have Season 3, Episode 13: Radio Bart aka the Bart falls down a well episode.  Bart’s got a wad of Free Birthday coupons to use and first on the list is Phineas Q. Butterfat’s for a free sundae.  I guess this is another case of size not mattering.  Eat it and get out!  I think the free birthday shave at Jake’s Unisex Hair Palace was a much better deal but the Free Tango Lesson with Rosarita gets my true man vote.


Moving on past that sexy tango teacher, we have Season 3, Episode 15: Homer Alone.  Marge has a nervous breakdown from too much stress and is off to Rancho Relaxo (Springfield’s only 2 star health spa).  Bart and Lisa are off with Marge’s creepy sisters but Maggie doesn’t want to leave so it’s Homer and her in the house… all alone.  And we wonder why Maggie is an attempted murderess?  Maggie misses Marge so much she runs off to find her.  Although a bush resembles her mom, she finally finds solace at Phineas Q. Butterfat’s where the roof mascot looks just like Marge…. Well sort of.


While not identified as PQB’s, there is an ice cream parlor in Season 4, Episode 4: Lisa the Beauty Queen.  Bart really should have complimented the server during his birthday.  Complimenting the ice cream lady sure seemed to work.


Back to confirmed PQB sightings, in Season 5, Episode 20: The Boy Who Knew Too Much, we get a real quick shot of Bart exiting the parlor.  Just one of the places he visits while playing hooky.  Places he didn’t visit, the Springfield Natural History Museum and the 4H Club.


In Season 7, Episode 7: King-Size Homer (also known as the Homer becomes a gastropod, wears a mumu and saves Springfield with his lard episode), we learn that Hyperobesity is a disability in Springfield.  Leave it to Dr. Nick to know how to help.

“Now there are many options available for dangerously underweight individuals like yourself.  I recommend a slow, steady gorging process combined with asselhorizontology.” 

This is also the episode where Dr. Nicks Hollywood Upstairs Medical College dialogue from TSTO probably originates.  Where else would Homer go to help with his weight gain than PQBs?  NOTE: If your trying to gain like Homer, avoid the bananas in the splits, according to Bart they’re just empty calories.


Our next episode is The Homer They Fall (S8, E3).  The Simpsons family is walking amongst the town shops and come to the local high tech gadget store aka Miscellaneous, Etc.  It’s apparently right across the street from the ice cream parlor.


Seems like PQB’s geography and look just aren’t one of those things the writers cared about.  The next appearance to share is from Season 11, Episode 21: It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge.  This is the one that immediately comes to mind for me when I think of Butterfat’s.


Looks like the one in my town but who cares…. Otto’s getting married!  Or not.  He may love his girl Becky but when she makes him pick between her and Heavy Metal, it was an obvious choice for Otto.  Left at the altar, the Simpsons take Becky in.  Marge is afraid she is trying to steal her family a la The Hand That Rocks the Cradle.  It’s in Phineas Q. Butterfat’s that Marge sees Becky kissing Homer.


Of course the truth is Homer passed out in a giant sundae and needed to be resuscitated.  Just the unveiling speech of the massive ice cream that caused this by Squeaky Voiced Teen has me feeling lightheaded…

“And God said gather me two of every flavor, anoint them with 62 sauces, whipped cream and nuts and ye shall call it… the Ark.”

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Can’t blame Homer.  Also… I think it’s sweet that Marge would shank somebody with a broken ice cream cone for love.

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NERD NOTE: The Character of Becky was originally written for Drew Barrymore but she instead appeared in Season 12 as Krusty’s daughter Poppy.

Ooohhhh, this next one is cool… Season 13, Episode 11: The Bart Wants What It Wants.  Ahhhh… the short romance of Bart and Greta Wolfcastle.  Bart sure is a little romeo, isn’t he?  When Bart realizes Greta is in love with him, he realizes all he has to do is break up with her like she’s never been broken up with before and then they can go back to being friends.  “Women are easy.  State capitols are hard.”  The perfect place to break up with someone?  Phineas Q. Butterfat’s of course!

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And for all our Canadian readers… the Simpsons go to Toronto in the episode.  Just be prepared for some humor at your expense.  Canadians like that kind, right?

Season 13 was a good one for PQB,  In Episode 22: Poppa’s Got a Brand New Badge, it shows up again.  You know an episode is worth a gander when it includes Homer as a more competent cop than Wiggum.  Phineas Q. Butterfat’s shows up in a scene parodying The Sopranos opening sequence.  It’s a lovely tribute to watch as Fat Tony and his crew (including his Jersey brethren… woot woot Alissa) head to gun down Homer.  I love Homie stating this is what he gets for “finally doing a job where he wasn’t lazy, stupid or corrupt”.  Spoiler Alert: Homer lives.

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Skip forward two seasons and we have Season 15, Episode 14: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner.  Our ice cream parlor shows up right at the beginning of the episode.  Ned Flanders volunteers to take the old folks for ice cream to celebrate Jasper’s birthday.

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Did someone say birthday?!?  MC Birthday and his gang are great even if they do send Grandpa into a war flashback.

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Phew… you still with me?  We just got two to go, so hold on.  Season 18, Episode 22: You Kent Always Say What You Want.  TWO NERD NOTES: 1) This was the last episode to air before the Simpsons Movie debuted and 2) this episode used to be called “Kent State Massacre” but I’m sure you can see why that name got changed.

After a trip to the dentist (and a strange cameo by Ludacris), there really is no place else to go by the ice cream parlor.  Homer purchases the one millionth ice cream cone and gets on the news.  Let’s be honest… this is probably one of the most innocent things Homer has done to land on Channel 6.

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Our last little screen grab comes from Season 23, Episode 18: Beware My Cheating Bart.  I like this one just because it shows how popular PQB must be.  It’s even in the Springfield Mall food court.  Also the only court Homer can never be in contempt of.

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And there you go.  Lots of appearances by Phineas Q. Butterfat’s Ice Cream Parlor in the show spanning 21 seasons.  I’m sure I missed at least one somewhere in there.  I mean heck, the dang building is even in the HD Intro for the show.

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Anyone else want a two-story Android’s Dungeon?  Anywho… I seriously hope that this building returns this Valentine’s and hope even more it’s for event currency or freemium prices.  Furry fingers crossed for all you tappers.  TTFN… Wookiee out!

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14 responses to “WDTCF – Phineas Q. Butterfat’s

  1. Once upon a time I thought I saw Lisa taking someone out for ice cream and there was a poster of Rosie The Riveter on the wall, holding a cone. But – it probably was some other cartoon. If you ever come across this in PQB, please comment 🙂

  2. Is there any way of finding out when the update will hit?
    So keen to see what is coming in this event, as I missed out last year I’m hoping they will have everything/one they had last year + more so I can get them 🙂

    • EA is sneaky since the end of last year. We don’t get to see much until the updates hit the server. Even then, we are unaware what all they will release and at what point. But we will keep frakkin away.

      • Yeah I figured as such, I’ve looked on every site and forum I could find to try and get more info but to no avail lol.
        Oh well guess we will just have to anxiously wait until it hits the server lol.
        Bunny, could I possibly add you on tapped out? Would love to see your town 🙂

        • There is information in there, I just don’t know what will be launched. We tend to wait on “spoilers” until we see them confirmed and ready to drop in the servers just prior to the release of the content. No worries, we will be on top of it as usual. 😉

          As far as my towns…they are a disaster. Lol. My A game is stuffed full and them some. I think I may have some left on my B game/design town. I will let you know. 😉

    • Lol eh who’s town isn’t an absolute mess at some point? 😛
      I just always looking at other people’s towns to constantly get new ideas/re design my own town and see others insight haha.
      Ohh okay that makes sense lol have you seen any spoilers?

      • Lol…mine has been “messy” since Halloween. Both of them. Just too busy to redesign them just yet.

        That is the difficult thing with the files in the server. You never know what is gonna be a “spoiler” until it is actually released. I see cool stuff there all the time and am disappointed when they don’t release it and it just sits there for months and months.

      • Hahahaha really!? That’s soooooo long! Maybe just do it bit by bit, everyone loves a tidy Springfield 😉 or maybe you just need to buy some more land so you can space things out?

        Yeah actually now that you mention that I’ve heard of multiple things I thought would be released soon and just haven’t, and I wish they’d fix little things like not being able to put cars on roads or fixing up the item menu into sub menus to make things easier to find ect ect, but guess I can only continue to wish for now… Lol.

        • Lol…it is called I spend all my spare time HERE and on YOU guys that I have lil to no time to do the massive redesigns I have in mind for my towns. I haven’t done a 2D in so long, my tappin fingers are gettin itchy. Lol.

          I am still waiting for the giant toilet to be released. Lol

      • Hahahaha OIIIII listen here you! Can’t blame us for your itchy fingers 😉 hahaha I’m on here researching and shit as well ! 😛
        Haha in saying that though I doubt my town is very well planned myself!
        Awww whaaaaaat! I’d completely forgotten about the giant toilet that would be rad!
        I wouldn’t mind if krustys plane came out or homer and marges cars, but I’d love to see KBBL, the leftorium, and some characters like ms bouvier, and artie ziff, think that would be pretty cool…. Lol I’m lame but hahaha.

  3. I can’t wait to get the ice cream parlor…I’m at level 38 and I try not to spend any money buying donuts. So I find it difficult to acquire many premium characters or buildings.

  4. I just hope the Valentines update hits this week! ::crosses fingers::
    It’ll help me write my TSTO poem for the contest!

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