Christmas 2014 Walkthroughs: King Winter

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

There’s a chill in the air in Springfield and the snow is falling.  It looks like the temperature drop brought a new wintery character to Springfield, King Winter.

We’ve already broken down the pros and cons on this premium purchase, and if he’s worth your donuts.  But now we wanted to take a look at what happens when/if you do purchase him & just what’s involved in his qusetline.  So let’s break it all down for you in the full Walkthrough version for King Winter….

As a reminder…King Winter WILL be leaving the store once Phase 1 is over & Phase 2 starts.  So if you’re thinking about getting him make sure you pick him up before 12/24….

King Winter Gnaw on Baby Back Ribs kingwinterscave_menu


WARNING: Dialogue ahead…

Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart Pt. 1
Homer starts

Homer: Typical. A new guy moves into town and builds his cave right on the limits of the property line.
Lisa: It’s the cave of King Winter, the evil troll who every Christmas feasts on his own children!
Homer: Well, my first thought is disapproval, but I am open to learning alternate methods of parenting.
Lisa: Can’t you feel the evil emanating from that man’s cave?
Homer: Man cave, eh? Wonder if he gets the Football Channel.
Make Homer Explore King Winter’s Cave- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp

Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart Pt. 2
King Winter starts

King Winter: Who dares enter the dark realm of the Winter King?!
Homer: A fat American and his defenseless daughter!
Lisa: You don’t belong in Springfield, King Winter.
Homer: Yeah, this is a family town where overweight kids are allowed outside alone all times of the day and night.
King Winter: Look, I have a bad reputation from that TV documentary about me, but I’m trying to put it all behind me.  I mean, do you know what it’s like to feel the blood of your own children in your own beard?
Homer: No, but I’ve imagined it many times.
King Winter: Here, I’ve got a brand new gaming console. Play some games while I make cocoa, and I’ll explain everything.
Make King Winter Make Cocoa- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Homer Play Video Games in King Winter’s Cave- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Make Lisa Play Video Games in King Winter’s Cave- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp

Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart Pt. 3
King Winter starts

King Winter: It’s been so many years since that regrettable incident with the children. All that time I’ve been alone and lonely.  So I’m looking for a wife.
Homer: What kind of a wife?
King Winter: Well, she should want a lot of children but she shouldn’t get very attached to them.
Homer: What you want is a public school teacher.  I’ll set you up with Miss. Hoover.
King Winter: Wonderful! I will reward you with anything within my power as Winter King.  Icy slush in someone’s shoes. A dead car battery. A snot icicle.
Homer: Your target’s name is Flanders.  Have no mercy.
Make King Winter Annoy Flanders- 4hrs, Earns $435, 115xp

Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart Pt. 4
King Winter starts

King Winter: Homer, I have a date with Miss Hoover tonight, but I’m nervous.  I’ve been out of the dating game so long. I don’t know what modern women like.
Homer: Did you get Miss Hoover some flowers?
King Winter: Yes, a bouquet of gray asphodel blasted by chilling frost.
Homer: Uh huh.  Where are you going to take her?
King Winter: Bowling.
Homer: Sounds good.
King Winter: Bowling boulders at helpless villagers before I steal their children.  That’s bad, isn’t it? Bro, you gotta give me some tips.
Lisa: Dad, how could you help an evil troll like King Winter improve his dating life?
Homer: I don’t feel good about it, but he invoked the bonds of bro-hood.  Besides, having a wife who’d clean up his awesome man cave is the worst punishment of all.
Reach Level 16 and Build the Guilded Truffle
Make King Winter Go on a Date- 1hr, Earns $175, 43xp

Ice-Cold Hands, Lukewarm Heart Pt. 5
King Winter starts

Homer: So King Winter, how’d the date with Miss Hoover go?
Lisa: Although I disapprove, if there’s going to be a wedding I call dibs on flower girl.
King Winter: Oh, there’ll be no wedding. Although she was totally delicious.
Lisa: Those bones you’re gnawing on… you mean you…
King Winter: Oh relax, they’re from the barbecue joint. I can’t marry your teacher. She hates kids so much even I think it’s creepy.
Make King Winter Gnaw on Some Baby Back Ribs- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp

And that completes King Winter’s Questline.  A questline that won’t interfere too much with present collecting, so it’s something to keep you busy inbetween Elf Tapping!

Remember…he leaves Springfield on 12/24.  So if you’re thinking about getting him, do it before he’s gone!

What do YOU think of King Winter’s Questline?  Did you purchase him?  Are you thinking about it?  Sound of in the comments below, you know we LOVE hearing from you!

6 responses to “Christmas 2014 Walkthroughs: King Winter

  1. Any idea when/if this combo will be coming back? I didn’t have the donuts for him/was away from my game while he was available. 🙁


  3. Is it worth it if I don’t yet have Mrs. Hoover.

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