Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
So looks like we’ve got a new game sweeping the streets of our Springfields…Tap Ball! A game invented by our very own Homer J Simpson!
Tap Ball is a combination of a bunch of sports, as Homer says…”Tap Ball takes the best parts of other sports — dribbling, the infield fly rule, an epidemic of concussions — and adds the excitement of watching people play second-rate video games! …. Best of all, the only equipment you need is a smartphone, thirteen balls of varying size, bats made of glass…some chalk to mark the many end zones, a quaffle, Kevlar body armor and a greedy, narcissistic owner to screw it all up!”
As you can see Tap Ball doesn’t make a whole lotta sense, but hey what do you expect from a game Homer invented? After all… “The only rule of Tap Ball is…
THERE…ARE…NO…more than sixty-seven rules. With attached sub-rules, notes, and clarifications.”
Anywho…to play Tap Ball in YOUR Springfield, it’s a whole lot less complicated. So let’s breakdown the ins, outs and how tos of playing Tap Ball on your Tapping Device…Homer Free 😉
