Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
The 2015 Treehouse of Horrors Event brought us loads of new costumes for our characters in Springfield. Including a couple new premium and freemium options for Kodos and Kang!
While we’ve had the questlines up for each character for a while now, we thought now would be a fun time to take a look back at all the dialogue and jokes of the character for aliens in costumes who participated in the event.. Especially since many of you have been requesting this over the last few days! So if you missed any of the dialogue during the event, or you’re just curious what one of the characters had to say that you didn’t unlock…we’ve got it all here for you!
So let’s get started with the complete dialogue walkthroughs for all of the aliens in costumes that hit our game during the event…
Captain Kang Pt. 1
Kang: Look at my costume! I am a fearsome pirate!
Kodos: Who would be afraid of that? You are hobbled with wooded pegs for legs.
Kang: I can still run after you!
Kodos: Can you see with that eye-patch?
Kang: No, not even a little bit.
Make Pirate Kang Walk on Peg Tentacles- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Kodos: I was standing still and you have yet to get close to me.
Captain Kang Pt. 2
Kodos: What else does a pirate do beside clatter about on pegs?
Kang: I don’t know. They seem fond of parrots, perhaps they raise birds.
Kodos: Your pirate disguise will not be convincing if you do not do your research! This is Halloween! You do not want to blow your cover!
Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library
Make Pirate Kang Research Pirates- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Kodos: What did you learn of pirates?
Kang: Pirates are fantastic. They rob, pillage and terrorize innocent humans.
Kodos: They are like a non-drooly us!
Captain Kang Pt. 3
Kang: Earth-girl, prepare to be pirated! Swash-buckle, swash-buckle!
Lisa: That is not how pirates talk.
Kang: Really, you’ve met an actual pirate?
Lisa: No, but I’ve seen my share of seafood commercials.
Kang: Teach me!
Make Pirate Kang Talk Like a Pirate- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Lisa: Just say, “Y’arrrgh” at the start of every sentence. “Yarrgh, it’s a nice day” or “Yarrgh, I’ll have a half-caff latte.”
Lisa: Why don’t you just go as a hobo?
Captain Kang Pt. 4
Kang: Forget trying to talk like a pirate. I want to pirate like a pirate. Let us board a ship and take it over!
Kodos: This sounds like my kind of fun!
Reach Level 15 and Place Squidport Entrance
Make Pirate Kang Pirate a Ship- 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp
Kodos: Okay we’ve got a ship. Do you know how to get it started?
Kang: I think it is started. I think this is all it does.
Kodos: It just floats around? Where is the hyperspace button.
Kang: Being a pirate is terrible. But I do like the hat.
Under the Tentacles Pt. 1
Fairy Kodos starts
Kang: Kodos, why are your tentacles encased in silk stockings and garters?
Kodos: At Halloween, it is acceptable for females to parade around in itchy, wiry underwear. This causes males to suck in their stomachs and buy alcoholic drinks.
Kang: Could you use this power to lure a human male into your bedroom?
Kodos: Why do you think I prepared the containment chamber?
Make Fairy Kodos Flirt with Human Males- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Kodos: Greetings fat human! Give me a dollar and I will waggle my fleshiest body parts in your face!
Homer: Sorry, lady, I’m a married man. Ours is an eternal lap-dance!
Kodos: Rejected! How humiliating!
Kang: You have to lower your standards! You cannot pursue earth’s most gelatinous man and expect to snag him!
Under the Tentacles Pt. 2
Fairy Kodos starts
Kodos: Greetings! I find your neck-bow aesthetically pleasing!
Smithers: Thank you! Of course now everybody’s wearing bowties. I guess imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!
Kodos: Yes! Far superior to other flattery forms!
Smithers: You’re fun. Nice deep voice – can’t quite place the accent…
Kodos: Never mind that. Let’s be fabulous!
Smithers: I thought you’d never ask.
Reach Level 25 and Build Burns Manor
Make Fairy Kodos and Smithers Spread Glitter Around Town- 24hrs, Earns $1,600, 375xp
Smithers: You’re handsome in a really unique way. Like that gorilla in Japan. I might be falling for you…
Kodos: Fall backward so you do not damage your face. I need a clean specimen.
Smithers: Ooh! Handsome and funny!
Under the Tentacles Pt. 3
Fairy Kodos starts
Smithers: So this is where you live? I like it. Very “Lost In Space.”
Kodos: This is where you will stay.
Smithers: You mean like, live here? Whoa, this is moving way too fast.
Kodos: I merely meant this is the jar in which I will store you.
Smithers: Oh! A go-go cage – you wanna have a party!
Kodos: Yes, yes! Keeping it nice and breezy! Now get in the cage!
Make Smithers Cage Dance- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Smithers: Put on some Grace Jones and stand back!
Under the Tentacles Pt. 4
Fairy Kodos starts
Mr. Burns: Smithers! What are you doing?!
Smithers: I’m sorry, Sir! I met this guy and got carried away and–
Kodos: I am not a “guy!” I am female!
Smithers: Help! I’ve been kidnapped by a monster!
Mr. Burns: See here, Madam, my eyes need blinking! Release my assistant at once!
Make Burns Stage a Daring Rescue- 2hrs, Earns $110, 27xp
Mr. Burns: Stand back or I will salt you like a sidewalk slug!
Smithers: Mr. Burns, you’re my hero!
Mr. Burns: Don’t make this weird.
And there you have it my friends…all the fun of the Aliens of the Treehouse of Horrors Event!
Did you enjoy rereading all the dialogue from the Aliens? Were there any parts you missed? Any jokes you didn’t catch the first time around? Sound off in the comments below, you know we love hearing from you!