Wookiee back with yet another WDTCF for our newest level update. The lady Addicts decided I got to do this one because I’m the resident beer enthusiast. Nothing like a Duff to top off your event and with this new update, we got yet another radical Duff item to add to not only our towns, but our waters. (I can hear Bunny cry “eeeee….. boats” all the way from the basement.)
Blue Haired Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Who do you find more attractive, Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson? Judge Snyder: What is the point of all this? Blue Haired Lawyer: Your Honor, I’m so confident of Marge Simpson’s guilt, that I can waste the court’s time rating the superhunks. Lionel Hutz: Ooohh. He’s gonna’ win. Marge: Mr. Hutz!
Aaaaaaggggggg! A lawyer… kill it, kill it! All of a sudden I’m thinking about Dick the Butcher in Shakespeare’s Henry the Sixth and his famous line: “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”. It’s also mentioned in the Eagles song “Get Over It”.
Wow… rambling and I just started? I think that’s a new record. So… this post is about our newest premium character, the Blue Haired Lawyer (BHL). For 90 donuts, you can add this character to your income earning arsenal. Not my place to say whether you should buy him, but check out this post by Alissa if you need some help making up your mind. He has a 10 part quest so that’s nifty.
Level 33 was released today! Here’s what we know so far:
-As you can see from the image above the Level 33 Message is Dr. Nick and leveling up comes with 1 donut
-Snake kicks off everything by robbing the Kwik-E-Mart (60 minute task). So make sure you have snake free to get things started!
-After Snake is done Robbing the Kwik-E-Mart it unlocks Eddie and Lou with the S.W.A.T Van (walkthrough coming soon)
-S.W.A.T Van costs $225,000 and improves your Righteousness Rating (it’s a decoration so instant build)
-Wax Museum costs $276,000, collects $200 and 20xp every 12 hours. It’s a 24 hour build
-The Sun Sphere costs $750,000 and takes 3 days to build. It requires level 5,boosts your vanity, and unlocks a permanent 16-hr Task for Bart, Milhouse, Nelson & Martin-Celebrate the ‘ WOD FIR’ (no rent/tax income generated from it-sorry folks!)
-The Training Wall costs $270, and improves your righteousness rating. Also, unlocks a 12 hour task for Eddie.
-3 New Premium Items added; 2 characters and 1 decoration. (I’m sure Alissa will be doing a Premium Guide Post on these soon)
-Arnie Pye (!) costs 85 donuts, requires you to be on Level 23, earns an extra 50% on tasks (like other premium characters). Completes the C List Celebrities Collection and he’s voiced. Oh and he comes with HIS COPPER!!
-Little Lady Justice. Decoration, costs 75 donuts, and earns 2.75% bonus on income and jobs
-K9 Officer. Character, 45 donuts, barks, completes the Civil Servants Character Collection.