Level 41… Oh Yeah!
Wookiee back with yet another WDTCF for our newest level update. The lady Addicts decided I got to do this one because I’m the resident beer enthusiast. Nothing like a Duff to top off your event and with this new update, we got yet another radical Duff item to add to not only our towns, but our waters. (I can hear Bunny cry “eeeee….. boats” all the way from the basement.)
The Duff Party Liner is a unique (oh yeah!) premium decoration that costs 100 donuts (oh no!). When placed in your town, it gives a 2.75% bonus to all game dollars and XP. Pretty sweet to have a new boat even if it is pricey. I can tell you this one is certainly Duffman approved.
So to find where exactly this new decoration comes from, it’s as easy as heading over to one of the best episodes from the last 10 years, “Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind” (S19:E9). Homer loses his memory after drinking a Forget-Me-Shot at Moe’s. (A splash of Jagermeister, sloe gin, Triple-Sec, Quadruple-Sec, gunk from a dog’s eye, Absolut Pickl, the red stripe from Aquafresh toothpaste and the venom from the Louisiana Loboto-moth all stirred with a home pregnancy test until it turns positive.)
This entire episode revolves around Homer trying to figure out what happened the night before and why his family is gone. Thinking he’s a wife-beater and that Marge is cheating on him with Duffman, Homer reaches bottom. He can’t live without Marge. Aided by a helpful push from Patty & Selma, Homer jumps off Suicide Bridge: In Memory of Governor Chester L. Suicide.
As Homer’s life flashes before his eyes, he realizes what really happened. Marge was throwing him a surprise party sponsored by Duff and he erased his memory so he could actually be surprised but it’s too late…. Or is it?
Homer lands on a moon bounce on none other than the Duff Party Liner. Turns out he realized what would be the outcome of his memory erasing and had Lenny & Carl make sure the boat has something for him to land on when he committed suicide.
This really is a great episode that you should watch. I left out some things just so you can enjoy it. Lots of laughs and some glayvin even. The whole thing ends with Marge and Homer kissing and headed out to sea for an extra hour of party time. Fireworks shoot off which is why our TSTO item does the same when tapped. Just hope the boat doesn’t sink because I have it on good authority the life vest cabinet is full of only Duff.
NERD NOTE: .cixelsyd si namffuD nrael ew erehw osla si edosipe sihT
What do you think of this new decoration? I had to buy it even if 2 cop cars would be a better investment for the bonus. I think of this deco as a reminder of a really good episode. Y’all stay classy and TTFN… Wookiee out!