Tapped Out Walkthrough: Level 38 & Judge Snyder

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

Level 38 has been here for about 2 weeks now and while we’ve had our Turbo Tappin’ (quick walkthrough) up since the update hit our games (check out the Level 38 Turbo Tappin’ Walkthrough here) we figured now would be a good time to show you all the full Level 38 dialogue as well.  So in case there was anything you missed when playing the level, or if you just want to know what to expect when you reach Level 38…here’s your chance to catch all of the humor!

So let’s get this walkthrough on the road shall we?

judgesnyder_menu Springfield Courthouse

Scandalous Spending Pt. 1
Wiggum Starts

Wiggum: You said it was an emergency, sir? I ran all the way here. At least until I passed out and an ambulance took me the rest of the way.
Quimby: I, er, need you to take care of someone for me, Wiggum.
Wiggum:  Don’t you usually go to the mob when you need someone taken care of?
Quimby: Not that kind of taken care of! I just need you to sweep something under the rug.
Wiggum: Don’t you usually go to the janitor when you need something swept under the rug?
Quimby:  No, you idiot! A copy of the town’s financial records went missing and now someone is blogging about them.
Quimby: Since this is time-sensitive and your skills as a detective leave ah.. much to be desired, I’ll let you use my copy of NSA’s new ‘Super Snooper’ software.
Wiggum: Sure thing Mayor, I’ll get right on it!
Make Chief Wiggum Procrastinate- 12 hrs, Earns $420, 100 xp
Wiggum: This spying software is great! It‚Äôs like a video game except everything is in real time and I can’t use donuts to speed it up.
Wiggum: …
Wiggum: Do something, you boring productive members of society!
Wiggum: …
Wiggum:That’s it, you have three seconds to do something interesting or I’ll shoot!
Wiggum:Three!
Wiggum: Two!
Wiggum: *BANG*
Wiggum: Oops, I fired early. Also, I shouldn’t have fired at all.

Scandalous Spending Pt. 2
Chief Wiggum Starts

Wiggum:  Lou, is shooting a computer under warranty?
Lou: We don’t have any warranties. You told me to use that money to buy police cut-off shorts.
Wiggum: And you’ve never looked better, Lou.
Eddie: If you need to use a computer, why don’t you head down to the Java Server. They have free Wi-Fi, as well as free refills, freeloaders, and free Tibet merchandise.
Wiggum: Great idea, Eddie. When Christmas bonus time comes around, expect an extra pair of cut-offs.
Make Chief Wiggum Use Free Wi-Fi at the Java Server- 3 hrs, Earns $135, 35 xp
Wiggum:  All-you-can-drink pumpkin spice lattes? I should have shot my computer sooner!

Scandalous Spending Pt. 3
Comic Book Guy Starts

Comic Book Guy: And all this publishing of Springfield’s shameful misuse of public funds has actually made me lose a little finger weight. I can’t wait to buy new gloves!
Comic Book Guy: Now time to become my sexy Guy Fawkes alter ego and tear down the government. What scandal should I scan in today?
Comic Book Guy:  How about the Mayor’s private jet with the name ‚ ‘Mayor Force Fun’.
Comic Book Guy: Two puns in one name?! Shameless!
Make Comic Book Guy Become a Slacktivist- 30 mins, Earns $40, 10 xp

Scandalous Spending Pt. 4
Chief Wiggum starts

Wiggum: Freeze, fatty! You’re under arrest.
Comic Book Guy:  You can’t arrest me if you can’t catch me.
Wiggum: But you didn’t go anywhere
Comic Book Guy: You and I both know how embarrassing that chase would be.
Make Chief Wiggum Bust Budget Blogger- 10 hrs, Earns $350. 90 xp
This task also Triggers Comic Book Guy to Go to Jail (no task to assign it’s automatic) for 10 hrs, Earns $350, 90xp

Scandalous Spending Pt. 5
Wiggum Starts

Wiggum – Alright, whistleblower. You’re under arrest for theft of government property, espionage, and murder.
Wiggum: But if you confess to the first two, we’ll drop the murder charge.
Comic Book Guy:  I own all the Law and Order action figures, so I know I have the right to a fair and speedy trial with a jury of my peers.
Wiggum:  “Fair and speedy trial?” There’s no way that’s a thing. “Speedy” is a funny made-up word, not a law word.
Lou: Actually Chief, it’s right here in the rulebook. We got to give him a trial.
Wiggum:  You don’t say! Huh, I’ve got a lot of families to apologize to.
Build Court House- 36hr build

Scandalous Spending Pt. 6
Wiggum Starts

Wiggum: I’m here to make you a deal. Instead of going to court, you give my son your first edition Radioactive Man comic and we’ll wipe this whole business under the rug.
Ralph: Paper tastes better when it has super heroes on it.
Comic Book Guy:  I’d rather go on a hunger strike… and that means something coming from a man my size!
Comic Book Guy: Speaking of hunger, it’s been an hour since I last ate. Can I have a Krusty burger?
Ralph: Krusty burgers are for law abiding citizens. And due to a recent sponsorship, last meal recipients.
Comic Book Guy:  Then take me to the courthouse! At least they have a cafeteria.
Make Comic Book Guy Attend Court Hearing- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100 xp
Make Chief Wiggum Attend Court Hearing- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100 xp
Make Judge Snyder Preside Over a Court Hearing- 4hrs, Earns $17, 45xp
Judge Snyder: Mr. Jefferey Albertson. How do you plead to the charges put before this court?
Comic Book Guy: Not guilty!
Judge Snyder:  Of course you do. Everyone does. Why do I even bother asking. I think I might be bad at my job.
Judge Snyder: Thanks to budget cuts and my waning attention span, we go straight from plea to verdict! And the court finds the defendant NOT-GUILTY.  Sorry, slip of the tongue, I mean GUILTY. Man, I really AM bad at my job.  The mandatory punishment for this crime is SHAME! I sentence you to a week confined to a pillory in front of town hall.
Comic Book Guy:But I belittle kids for a living. Kids with free afternoons and access to overly ripe tomatoes!
Judge Snyder:Due to your girth and wrist size, we’ll have to order a new extra large pillory from ‚Take a Chill Pill-ory.  Unfortunately, because of our over strained budgets, and the fact that such a store has never existed in the show, we don’t currently have such a store.  So you’re free to go.
Comic Book Guy:The irony. The same bureaucracy I was fighting to stop, saved me from humiliation and embarrassment. Thank you, misappropriated funds!
Judge Snyder: On an unrelated note, the courthouse cafeteria is closed until further notice.
Comic Book Guy: Worst‚Victory‚Ever!

This concludes Part 1 of the Level 38 Quest…onto Part 2

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 1
Brockman Starts

Kent: My ratings are in a slump, and the network is threatening to replace me with one of the members of the Blue Man Group. I’m not sure which one, but nobody is.
Lisa: Why don’t you follow the footsteps of Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite and uphold the highest standard of journalism?
Kent: Little girl, you’ve given me a great idea. I should tell my security to not let little girls into the building.  I’ve got to get back to my roots – special interest pieces on the diverse and welcoming community that is Springfield.  Now time to find some nut job whose depressing tale I can pedal for profits.
Make Brockman Find a Human Interest Piece- 4hrs, Earns $175, 4xp
Kent:  It seems someone forgot to sign out of this computer. But as a professional journalist, I’m above digging through someone’s dirty laundry.  Note to self: return Monty Burns’ dirty laundry before he grows suspicious.  Well, one click won’t hurt!… AHHH! So many exotic photos of Chief Wiggum! Eew, the apple in his mouth was a poor choice.  Wait, what’s this Super Snooper thing? *Gasp* Wiggum has been spying on the whole town.

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 2
Brockman Starts

Kent: This ‘spy’ story could finally make me important enough to have a Wikipedia page that I didn’t write. Or better yet, it could be used to spy me up an even better story!  That’ll keep that blue man where he belongs – Vegas! And sometimes on tour!
Make Brockman Snoop on Fellow Springfielders- 5hrs, Earns $200, 50xp

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 3
Brockman Starts

Kent: My job is saved thanks to all this government sanctioned dirt. Time for a tough choice.  Take the boring stupid high road and report on Chief Wiggum spying. OR take the totally awesome low road full of winners and report on gossip.
Make Brockman Broadcast Internet Gossip as News- 6hrs, Earns $225, 55xp
Kent: I’m happy to report tonight’s edition of “Eye on Springfield” won its time slot, beating out both tone bars and OFF.  And now the actual news of the world will be scrolled on screen faster than the human eye can read.

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4
Flanders Starts

Ned: By the pitchforks and torch-o-reenos, I’m guessing there’s an angry mob forming.
Marge: I’m so furious at Brockman for spilling all our secrets, I almost can’t cook this ham.  Oh who am I kidding, I can cook a ham anywhere, anytime.
Ned: And I feel so ashamed that everyone knows that I’m not left handed. I’m ambidextrous… with a preference for my left! *sob*  Well, I suppose mob justice is the good book’s preferred form of justice. Hand me that baseball bat.
Jasper: Finally! I knew I got a knife installed in this cane for a reason.
Moe: BURN DOWN THE NEWS STATION!
Marge: No! If we riot, think of all that extra news Brockman will get to report. We’ve got to handle this in a way no one will care about – a peaceful protest!
Make Citizens Protest (at least 15)- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp (freemium characters) $1,000, 225xp (premium characters).
Here’s a list of characters that can protest:
Homer, Bart, Lisa, Cletus, Flanders, Sideshow Mel, Luigi, Marge, Apu, Booberella, Sea Captain, Bumblebee Man, Dr. Nick, Rich Texan, Kang, Fat Tony, Kearney, SVT, Hans Moleman, Arnie Pye, Sherri & Terri, Kodos, Nelson, CBG, Barney, Dr. Hibbert, Lugash, Mr. Burns, Otto, Agnes, Snake, Disco Stu, Grampa, Hank Scorpio, Milhouse, Ralph, Willie, Drederick Tatum, Jimbo, Rod, Todd, Legs, Louie, Chalmers, Selma, Patty, Dolph, Skinner, Kirk, Luann, Tribal Chief, Smithers, Duffman, Rev. Lovejoy, Professor Frink, Suzanne the Witch, Herman, Mrs. Krabappel, Krusty, Moe, Carl, Lenny, Jasper, Martin, Miss Springfield, Kumiko

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 5
Marge Starts

Marge: Shame on you, Brockman. Think of the children. And all their terrible secrets you uncovered.  Now that I say it aloud, shouldn’t we be alarmed that all of our children have terrible secrets?
Kent: But no one was watching my show. You had me backed into a wall with your lack of interest and my poor performance.  What other choice did I have? My numbers were down! My only sponsors were Consolidated Lint and political ads for inmate elections.  So I used Police Chief Wiggum’s snooping software to find gossip.
Marge: Wiggum was spying on the town?
Jasper: We have a police chief?
Moe: Can we please riot now?
Marge: You know what? I’m going to not say no.
Make Citizens Storm Police Station (at least 15)- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp (Freemium Characters), $600, 150xp (Premium Characters)
Here’s a list of characters that can storm the Police Station:
Homer, Bart, Lisa, Cletus, Flanders, Sideshow Mel, Luigi, Marge, Apu, Booberella, Sea Captain, Bumblebee Man, Dr. Nick, Rich Texan, Kang, Fat Tony, Kearney, SVT, Hans Moleman, Arnie Pye, Sherri & Terri, Kodos, Nelson, CBG, Barney, Dr. Hibbert, Lugash, Mr. Burns, Otto, Agnes, Snake, Disco Stu, Grampa, Hank Scorpio, Milhouse, Ralph, Willie, Drederick Tatum, Jimbo, Rod, Todd, Legs, Louie, Chalmers, Selma, Patty, Dolph, Skinner, Kirk, Luann, Tribal Chief, Smithers, Duffman, Rev. Lovejoy, Professor Frink, Suzanne the Witch, Herman, Mrs. Krabappel, Krusty, Moe, Carl, Lenny, Jasper, Martin, Miss Springfield, Kumiko
Wiggum: Quimby! Help! Brockman told the town about the Super Snooper. And they’re trying to break down the door! Luckily it’s made of reinforced steel.
Quimby: No it’s not. I misappropriated those funds to the “Council to Get Miss Springfield Some Jewelry” which I had to form that time I forgot her birthday.
Wiggum: But the whole town’s out for MY blood! We’re on the cusp of a revolution!
Quimby: Just yours? Not mine? Well, that’s okay then. Call if you have a real emergency.

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 6
Wiggum Starts

Wiggum: Mayor Quimby, I look like a pig and I squeal like a pig. If I go down, I’m taking you with me.
Quimby: Twenty years of salary cuts and this is how you repay me?  Fine! I’ll win them back just like I do every year with a confusing speech, a winning smile, and counting dead people as voters.
Make Quimby Give a Speech- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Quimby: Listen up everyone. I am sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for the entire sequence of events that has lead up to this point.
Moe:  Oh yeah? What’s that then?!
Quimby:  I have no idea. Which is why I’m forming a non-partisan committee to look into this.  It will be composed of cheerleaders from professional sports teams, and will meet at sea on my government-purchased yacht.
Sea Captain: Yar, finally a government body I can stand behind.
Lisa: No, don’t listen to him! He’s just trying to divert our attention.
Quimby: Oh no, a precocious little girl. Every politician’s worst nightmare. Time to bail!  I er…think we can all agree that it was uh…all Wiggum’s fault. Vote Quimby!

Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7
Moe Starts 

Moe: Time to roast this pig at the stake! Any last words, Wiggum
Wiggum: I had a statement prepared, but I left the note cards in my police cut-offs.
Lisa: Stop! We can’t stoop to his level and break the law ourselves. We should challenge Wiggum’s heinous trespasses in court!
MoeAw, nobody will let me use my pig-roasting spit – not the building association, not the health department, and now not even an angry mob.
Make Chief Wiggum Attend Court Hearing- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp
Make Citizens Attend Court Hearing (15)- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp (Freemium Characters), $600, 150xp (Premium Characters)
Here’s a list of characters that can Attend:
Homer, Bart, Lisa, Cletus, Flanders, Sideshow Mel, Luigi, Marge, Apu, Booberella, Sea Captain, Bumblebee Man, Dr. Nick, Rich Texan, Kang, Fat Tony, Kearney, SVT, Hans Moleman, Arnie Pye, Sherri & Terri, Kodos, Nelson, CBG, Barney, Dr. Hibbert, Lugash, Mr. Burns, Otto, Agnes, Snake, Disco Stu, Grampa, Hank Scorpio, Milhouse, Ralph, Willie, Drederick Tatum, Jimbo, Rod, Todd, Legs, Louie, Chalmers, Selma, Patty, Dolph, Skinner, Kirk, Luann, Tribal Chief, Smithers, Duffman, Rev. Lovejoy, Professor Frink, Suzanne the Witch, Herman, Mrs. Krabappel, Krusty, Moe, Carl, Lenny, Jasper, Martin, Miss Springfield, Kumiko
Make Judge Synder Preside Over a Court Hearing- 4hrs,  Earns $175, 45xp
Judge Snyder: Now why did you all pull me out of chambers? I was in the middle of a very important nap.
Lisa: Chief Wiggum has publicly admitted to spying on the people of Springfield using a piece of dubious, government developed software.
Judge Snyder: And…?
Lisa: Well, it’s immoral, unethical, and unconscionable.
Judge Snyder: None of those words are illegal. I’m not here to decide what’s right or wrong.
Lisa: That’s exactly what you’re supposed to do.
Judge Snyder: Man, maybe I’m not cut out for this. And maybe I should stop doubting myself aloud while in the midst of a case.  Either way, NOT GUILTY!  Now if you excuse me, I’ve got some soul searching to do…

Now onto the third and final part of Level 38…all about Judge Snyder

Snyder House Rules Pt. 1
Judge Snyder Starts

Judge Snyder: You know, I signed up to be a judge because of the breezy uniform but who knew it would be so much work? I should go on one of those traveling staycations I’ve been hearing so much about. Where should I go? Why, Arizona? Or Whynot, Mississippi?
Snake: Yo, let me know when you’re going. I can keep an eye on your house, maybe even watch your dog for you. Unless you don’t have a dog which will make the robbing all the easier.
Judge SnyderOn second thought, maybe I should take one of those at-home vacations I’ve been hearing so much about.
Place a Minnow Pond- $4,500, if you already have one in your Springfield you don’t need to place again.
Make Judge Snyder Take a 24 Hour Vacation 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Judge Snyder: Ah, nature – can anything compare to your beauty? Well, maybe photographs of nature. And nature documentaries. This lovely pond reminds why I moved to Springfield in the first place – lax building codes.

Snyder House Rules Pt. 2
Judge Snyder Starts

Judge Snyder: That vacation reminded me that I’m so much more than just a judge that passes down verdicts, I’m also a man that passes down verdicts. Time to start living my dreams. Starting with my long-time but never-before-mentioned dream of being an actor. Krusty is holding auditions for Moses in a straight-to-cell-hone production of ‘The Exodus’.  I did have a short lived TV show called ‘Naked Court.’ At least they told me it was a TV show…
Make Judge Snyder Try Out for a Role– 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp

Snyder House Rules Pt. 3
Krusty Starts

Krusty: Hey hey hey! Judge Snyder! I admit I was drunk but Mr. Teeny was behind the wheel – I swear!
Judge Snyder: Actually I’m looking to branch out from the under-appreciated world of justice to the over-appreciated world of acting. I’m auditioning for the role of Moses.
Krusty: Wonderful! But you’ll never get it like that. Justice might be blind, but the public isn’t. And you’re a little too…
Judge Snyder: …rotund?
Krusty: No, that’s not the word I’m looking for. Hefty? Heavy-Set? I got it – morbidly obese!
Judge SnyderI feel we could have stopped at rotund.
Make Judge Snyder Get in Shape for a Role– 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp

Snyder House Rules Pt. 4
Judge Snyder Starts

Krusty: Judge Snyder! This time both Teeny and I were drunk but I don’t think a crop duster is considered a vehicle.
Judge Snyder: No Krusty, I’m still here for the audition. I’ve lost 30 pounds. Plus I donated my robe to be turned into a 6-person tent. So are you ready to part the Red Sea for me?
KrustyWhat? Oh yeah, Moses. Well, no one is going to see this film anyway. You’ve got yourself a deal.
Make Judge Snyder Act in a Local Film– 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp

And with that you’ve officially completed Level 38!  Woo-hoo!

What did YOU think of the dialogue?  Did you enjoy the little humor and jokes throughout Level 38?  Let us know your thoughts on Level 38 in the comments below.

Happy Tapping Friends!

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2 responses to “Tapped Out Walkthrough: Level 38 & Judge Snyder

  1. Anyone have problems with this quest? I depart one and made chief Wiggins procrastinate. It says I’m done but will not let me hit OK or get the mini reward for completing the quest. It just seems stfuck and wont allow part 2 to start…
    Any ideas?!?!

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    • Try going to Krustyland and coming back to Springfield. See if that clears it. If it doesn’t you’ll have to contact EA and let them know. They should be able to go in and clear it.

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