Poor little Kirk. Such a sad sad life. Let’s keep going on in with his walkthrough to see what other crazy tasks he is put up to. (If you missed it, you can see the first part of his walkthrough here. )
Weekend Dad Pt. 6
After tapping Kirk
Kirk: Uh Hey Principal Skinner. All these cleaning supplies are giving me a rash, and my health insurance turned out to be just a bandaid and a tic-tac.
Skinner: How much are we paying you?
Make Kirk Work as a Library Door Monitor- 12hrs
Weekend Dad Pt. 7
After tapping in Wiggum
Wiggum: Alright, vagrant. I’m placing you under arrest for loitering without a laptop or half-finished screenplay.
Kirk: But I’m not a vagrant or a hack writer! I work here!
Wiggum: A likely story! And a pretty good one. Goo enough that it belongs in MY half-finished screenplay “ All Hail the Chief: A Wiggum Adventure.”
Wiggum: Lou, bring him in for questioning about his backstory.
Make Kirk Serve Time-24hrs
Weekend Dad Pt. 8
After tapping on Fat Tony
Tony: Mr. Van Houten! Before you return to your life of drudgery, perhaps you and I could come to some sort of favorable agreement.
Tony: I happen to hav a legitimate job that needs doing, but all my employees are only trained in illegitimate jobs.
Tony: You see, an associate of mine has built some new condos, and it would please him greatly if someone were to help him in the sales department.
Kirk: Like a real-estate agent?
Tony: I suppose you could look at it that way; but no, in reality not so much.
Tony: Perhaps I could say you have no choice in the matter. That it’s either this or you sleep with the fishes.
Kirk: That’s a choice.
Tony: I can see why your wife divorced you.
Make Kirk Advertise Condos- 12hrs
Weekend Dad Pt. 9
After tapping Cletus
Cletus: Hot dog! That’s some top notch standin’. You interested in graduatin’ up to the big leagues?
Kirk: I’ll do anything to get out of being a human sign! What do you need?
Cletus: A human scarecrow. Them crows can smell failure a mile away.
Make Kirk Protect Crops-16hrs
Weekend Dad Pt. 10
After tapping Milhouse
Milhouse: Dad, I haven’t seen you in ages. Is it because you found a job?
Kirk: I didn’t just find one, I found several. Why work on job with benefits when you can work lots of jobs without any at all?
Kirk: It’s the new American dream!
Milhouse: Great, want to go eat out at a restaurant to celebrate?
Kirk: Even better idea. How about I go work at a restaurant to celebrate?
Make Kirk Work as an Assistant Dishwahser- 12hrs
Kirk: You’re firing me?
SVT: I’m sorry Mr. Van Houten. Things just aren’t working out.
Kirk: The company rulebook says nothing prohibiting bathing in the sink. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer! Also do you know any cheap lawyers?
Keep Kirk open for Weekend Dad Part 11. Until next time.