Showoff Cancelled For FREE DONUTS!!! Caption This!!

The Contest is Now Closed.  We’ll announce the winner tomorrow (Monday 4/21).  Thanks everyone for your awesome submissions!  

As we sit here frakkin files, pulling pics, and typing a million words a minute to get our readers the latest updates and information…we find ourselves sometimes forgetting to stop and enjoy our own games. More so our neighboreenos. So we try to make it a point to hop in n out of the towns now and then to see what cool things YOU are up to…So here is YOUR chance to show off all your hard work, time, donuts & in game cash spent. Send us your work, no matter how big or small. Brag about it to the world. We want you to. (That and Bunny loves to see other designs and get inspiration from it.) Then keep your eyes posted to Addicts to see if YOU end up on our “SPRINGFIELD SHOWOFF”.

Fine fine fine…you all are SOOOOO busy tappin n zappin n havin fun…that we decided to hold off on this weeks Showoff for a little something…SWEET??!!! FREE DONUTS!!! Why? Just because.



That is right. I did not stutter. You aren’t just seeing things. This is NO joke. FREE DONUTS!!! We love to spoil our readers with a random giveaway now and then. Who doesn’t like that? Just look at all our prior contests as well as those ongoing.

So here is how this will play out. We have a total of 5 pics listed below in no particular order. There is a number next to each one. YOU get to come up with a caption for each one. The BEST captions for ALL 5 overall, win a $10 Gift Card for your device (Itunes, Google Play, or Amazon).  Winner will be determined by the Addicts Team (Alissa, Bunny, and Wookiee). The Contest will open once this is posted and will run until 12:00 AM EST Monday morning (April 21st, 2014). Contest Rules will be after the pictures. 

So buff up your comedy writing skills and let’s see if you can get us all giggling. GOOD LUCK!!!


1 mispandi flickr



2 cybersilly grumple kill barney



3 Zappin Sideshow



4 cybersilly stampy stampin barney



5 cyber silly ralphie wiggle bunny



So there you are. Five really silly pictures that are just waiting for your Caption. Just place the number in the comments next to your caption submission for the picture itself. Also, make sure you are using a valid email address in the submission form or you will be excluded. (Keep them PG!) GO GO GO GO GO!!!


Well…after you read all the stuff below of course. 😉

Here are the Official Rules:

-Open to readers age 18 and older.
-Contest is open from time of posting (April 19th, 2014)until 12:00 AM EST Monday morning (April 21st, 2014). Any entries received after that time will not be eligible to win.
-Each contestant may only submit ONE entry! (NO revisions once submitted.  If multiple entries are submitted by the same reader only the FIRST entry submitted will be accepted. This means you can’t submit multiple comments. So think hard before you post it.)
-Valid email address must be provided when submitting an entry. This will be how we will contact you to let you know you won. Invalid emails will be withdrawn and not eligible for the contest. (This is the email address provided in the comment form, they are not published on the blog and only view-able by the Addicts blog staff.)
-We’re working as hard as we can to secure Gift Cards for our friends overseas….so we’re keeping this contest open to EVERYONE for now.  However be aware that our friends outside of the US, 18 and older, you may enter the contest but an alternate prize may be awarded at our discretion if the Gift Card from your Country is not available.
-Void where prohibited
-No purchase necessary
-Addicts Staff and their family members are not eligible to participate.
-You must let us know within 1 week of winning which platform (iOS, Amazon, or Android) you’d prefer the Gift Card on.
-All entries will be reviewed by the Addicts Team prior to posting results.
-Any entry deemed by the team as not PG, will not be posted and not be eligible to participate in the contest.
-ONE $10 Gift Card (iTunes/Google/Amazon) will be awarded to the winner.
($10 USD or equivalent for that country.)
-All gift cards will be awarded to winners electronically.
-Previous Grand Prize Winners are not eligible, unless it’s been more than 180 days since they’ve won.
-Previous contest runners up are not eligible to win a prize, unless it’s been more than 90 days since they’ve won.  However, winners of the Kissing Disease Plush (only) at Valentine’s Day may still be eligible.
-Gift cards will be awarded for the amounts indicated above.  TSTO Addicts is not responsible for any taxes and fess that may occur outside of the rates indicated in Tapped Out by EA.
-Contest winner is responsible for all taxes and fees that may occur when purchasing.
-This contest is not affiliated with Google, iTunes, EA, Fox, Gracie Films or anyone else in association with The Simpsons, The Simpsons Tapped Out, Google and iTunes.
For a copy of the official rules email us at (note we’re just gonna give you a copy of the rules you just read…in PDF format 🙂 )


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47 responses to “Showoff Cancelled For FREE DONUTS!!! Caption This!!

  1. 1. CrazyCatLady- grāhhä
    CountBurns- Ahh dinner
    2. Barney- grahha bûrp
    Grumple- Ahh dinner
    3. SideshowBob- I miss shock treatment like your zapper misses those bunnies
    4. Bart- Stampy… you’re only supposed to give rides. oh well. wooho
    5. Selma- that bunny runs faster than my Laramie. Patty- (hack) hope he likes eggs mmmahh mmaahh. ~he=bunny not Ralph

  2. 1.this is what I say to your medical bills!
    2. Ah, a perfect unsuspecting victim. Alright, 1 down, 6,999,999,999 to g- my god! His green blood! He’s one of us! new electro-magnetic force field will kill anyone in its range in a matter of sec-
    4.well, this is one way to get rid of DUIs
    5.*coughs*” Patty, what is in these cigs we bought from the guy at the street corner? That rabbit is an unnaturally bright shade of orange. “

  3. 1 Go Fetch!

    2 Easy Vomit Covered prey.

    3 Your Evil Bunny Zapper Has No Effect On ME. Bwahahahaha!

    4 Under Pressure. Dun Na Na NaNaNa.

    5 Think I’ve Got Time For Another One?

  4. Samuel Rochette

    1. Nooooooo! Bunny! don’t throw your life away like that! I love you too much!!! *wink*
    2. Green blood? I knew he wasn’t human!
    3. Sent by Skynet. Hasta la vista, Bart Simpson!
    4. The real (sad) story how the elephant got his name…
    5. “This is the best day of my life! *cough* *cough*”

  5. Brittanymill

    1) “Bad kitty! Quit going hopping batty!” Bunny in back, thinking: “Does she not see the dang bat!?!?? Well she does think we’re cats…”
    2) Don’t steal the Grinch’s beer!
    3) They all thought I styled my hair with a blow dryer…simpletons!
    4) “Yeah!!! Stomp on that other fat guy!”
    5) “That bunny is so fat even that fat kid & lard butt can outrun it!”

  6. 1. Fetch me some cats, or you’ll be needing this ambulance.

    2.Arrgghh! Green blood, I need more beer!

    3. I do love Bart Simpson. May God strike me down if it isn’t so.

    4. A grey elephant. That’s weird, what happened to the pink ones?

    5. “Those things’ll kill ya”.
    “Yeah, the bunnies. Let’s send some to Homer”

  7. I am not over 18 so I will do this for fun 🙂
    1. You will not have applebuns you silly flapper arrirriari
    2. I am not a grinch!
    3. I will be called sideshow buzz
    4. Barney this is because you stole my dad liver no hard feelings!
    5. You chokin there? No look at that idiot hehe *coughs*

  8. 1. This lady is absolutely batty! When egging on Easter, you throw Easter eggs not bunnies!

    2. Grumple’s having a groin-stabbingly good time! But don’t cry for Barney, he’s already dead.

    3. “Why I sure do miss that field of rakes. Uhrhhrhr.” – Side Show Bob

    4. Well Barney, looks like Pinky isn’t there for you this time. But Stampy sure is! Although he’s more ON you than FOR you…and judging from picture 2 he won’t be finding any peanuts.

    5. *cough* *cough* “All this fresh Spring air is making me nauseous, I need another cigarette. Yikes, I think that little fat kid just wet himself.” – Patty

  9. 1.Sorry mr.bunny to throw you under that bus like that
    2.May my reign of terror live on!
    3.And for my next trick…
    4.Bart we need to talk about the elephant in the room. You’ve killed barny.
    5. Oh god, I think I’ve swallowed a bug.

  10. Can we be expecting a prize on today? EASTER DAY??!!

  11. 1. “Throw a bunny under a truck, get yourself nine lives of luck!”

    2. “Man, that pink elephant looks just like a Grumple! *burp* Ahhh, my spleen!”

    3. “I’ve been inspired by another demeaned, disrespected genius! Nothing can stand in my way now that I’ve transformed my hair into a Tesla coil!! Muuaah-ha-ha-ha!”

    4. “Cool, Stampy does make rolling drunks more fun!”

    5. “Ha, that dog’ll get a license before this dumb kid ever does!”