The Contest is Now Closed. We’ll announce the winner tomorrow (Monday 4/21). Thanks everyone for your awesome submissions!
As we sit here frakkin files, pulling pics, and typing a million words a minute to get our readers the latest updates and information…we find ourselves sometimes forgetting to stop and enjoy our own games. More so our neighboreenos. So we try to make it a point to hop in n out of the towns now and then to see what cool things YOU are up to…So here is YOUR chance to show off all your hard work, time, donuts & in game cash spent. Send us your work, no matter how big or small. Brag about it to the world. We want you to. (That and Bunny loves to see other designs and get inspiration from it.) Then keep your eyes posted to Addicts to see if YOU end up on our “SPRINGFIELD SHOWOFF”.
Fine fine fine…you all are SOOOOO busy tappin n zappin n havin fun…that we decided to hold off on this weeks Showoff for a little something…SWEET??!!! FREE DONUTS!!! Why? Just because.
That is right. I did not stutter. You aren’t just seeing things. This is NO joke. FREE DONUTS!!! We love to spoil our readers with a random giveaway now and then. Who doesn’t like that? Just look at all our prior contests as well as those ongoing.
So here is how this will play out. We have a total of 5 pics listed below in no particular order. There is a number next to each one. YOU get to come up with a caption for each one. The BEST captions for ALL 5 overall, win a $10 Gift Card for your device (Itunes, Google Play, or Amazon). Winner will be determined by the Addicts Team (Alissa, Bunny, and Wookiee). The Contest will open once this is posted and will run until 12:00 AM EST Monday morning (April 21st, 2014). Contest Rules will be after the pictures.
So buff up your comedy writing skills and let’s see if you can get us all giggling. GOOD LUCK!!!
So there you are. Five really silly pictures that are just waiting for your Caption. Just place the number in the comments next to your caption submission for the picture itself. Also, make sure you are using a valid email address in the submission form or you will be excluded. (Keep them PG!) GO GO GO GO GO!!!
Well…after you read all the stuff below of course. 😉
Here are the Official Rules:
-Open to tstoaddicts.com readers age 18 and older.
-Contest is open from time of posting (April 19th, 2014)until 12:00 AM EST Monday morning (April 21st, 2014). Any entries received after that time will not be eligible to win.
-Each contestant may only submit ONE entry! (NO revisions once submitted. If multiple entries are submitted by the same reader only the FIRST entry submitted will be accepted. This means you can’t submit multiple comments. So think hard before you post it.)
-Valid email address must be provided when submitting an entry. This will be how we will contact you to let you know you won. Invalid emails will be withdrawn and not eligible for the contest. (This is the email address provided in the comment form, they are not published on the blog and only view-able by the Addicts blog staff.)
-We’re working as hard as we can to secure Gift Cards for our friends overseas….so we’re keeping this contest open to EVERYONE for now. However be aware that our friends outside of the US, 18 and older, you may enter the contest but an alternate prize may be awarded at our discretion if the Gift Card from your Country is not available.
-Void where prohibited
-No purchase necessary
-Addicts Staff and their family members are not eligible to participate.
-You must let us know within 1 week of winning which platform (iOS, Amazon, or Android) you’d prefer the Gift Card on.
-All entries will be reviewed by the Addicts Team prior to posting results.
-Any entry deemed by the team as not PG, will not be posted and not be eligible to participate in the contest.
-ONE $10 Gift Card (iTunes/Google/Amazon) will be awarded to the winner.
($10 USD or equivalent for that country.)
-All gift cards will be awarded to winners electronically.
-Previous tstoaddicts.com Grand Prize Winners are not eligible, unless it’s been more than 180 days since they’ve won.
-Previous tstoaddicts.com contest runners up are not eligible to win a prize, unless it’s been more than 90 days since they’ve won. However, winners of the Kissing Disease Plush (only) at Valentine’s Day may still be eligible.
-Gift cards will be awarded for the amounts indicated above. TSTO Addicts is not responsible for any taxes and fess that may occur outside of the rates indicated in Tapped Out by EA.
-Contest winner is responsible for all taxes and fees that may occur when purchasing.
-This contest is not affiliated with Google, iTunes, EA, Fox, Gracie Films or anyone else in association with The Simpsons, The Simpsons Tapped Out, Google and iTunes.
For a copy of the official rules email us at TSTOAddictsblog@gmail.com (note we’re just gonna give you a copy of the rules you just read…in PDF format 🙂 )
HOPPY Tappin’
~Bunny
1. “I told you I’m the crazy CAT lady, not crazy BAT lady! The rabbits are for practice.” Burns, “But I’m a millionhare!”
2. “Grumple say Die!”
3. “I’m thinking about changing my name to Sparkshow Bob.”
4. “It’s a Stampy stampede!”
5. “When I grow up, I want to be a bunny rabbit.” “Hop to it kid.”
1. Silly rabbit these tricks aren’t for kids 2. Oh no the Grinch killed barney :0 3. I hope my new lightning device helps me find Bart 4. Who needs a skateboard when an elephant can cause more mischief 5. Is this where easter bunnies come from? A boy and a bunny? That’s hilarious
1. And don’t come back without your friends next time!
2. I was serious about those green eggs and ham!
3. Like totally loved those chocolate medical marijuana chocolate eggs!
4. Dude, I said over the river and through the woods, not over Barney to get the goods!
5. Wait till they see where we put the chocolate eggs tomorrow!
Non-contestant here, was looking forward to seeing the Showoff…love what many have done with their Halloween items…wish I had gotten more for my town….
Great replacement though!!! So tempting…funny stuff guys!!! 🙂
1) ”NGAAARRRGHHAAAAH BUNNY GHAAARRRRGAAAH”
2) ”Thats for giving me WHITE chocolate eggs!”
3) ”I will summon these bunnies to life and my revenge on Bart will be complete!”
4) ”Good thing Apu forgot that elephant after his wedding. All easter eggs will be mine!”
5) ”Best way to get their eggs is smoke them to death.”
1# Go Greenbunniemon I choose you
2# you can have the magic pixey drink just don’t cut me there!
3# barts in for a shocking good time ( evil laugh)
4# no barney I called him stampy for a reason
5# I guess I own you 10 bucks Ralph did belive they was raisins
1) Eleanor’s treatment worked, just out of hospital and she’s no longer throwing cats! Oh the bunnies? Possible side effect…
2) Barney is going to regret that drunken night with the Grumple’s sister when he wakes up…
3) ‘How do I achieve hair with such vibrant colour and volume that doesn’t collapse after ten minutes you ask? Electric shock treatment, because I’m worth it’
4) Today just isn’t Barney’s day kids…
5) Two sisters celebrate the beauty of spring and life with nothing more appropriate than a cigarette… But what’s happening between the rabbit and the weird boy… You’ll never unsee that.
1) “Eye of Rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum”
2) “Shrek is love, Shrek is life”
3) “This static shock is working wonders for my hair!”
4) “Stampy, no Stampy”
5) “Smoking not only harms you, but others around you” *Cue raplh and bunny fleeing from the scene*!
I’m intentionally not going to read other entries until after the contest is over incase i find that my captions are similar to others. Here’s what I got:
1: “Arrrriairar!! I’ve thrown all my cats away to other people like Lisa Simpson, Arrrriairar!! Now I’ll be known as the Crazy Bunny Lady! Arrrriairar!! Here’s a bunny! The vampire bats not mine and I’m not crazy! Arrrriairar!!”
2: “I’ve changed my mind, the feud between the fat, yellow, bald guy and I, is back on! If I can’t get to him, I’ll just get his drunk friend. Grumply-grumply-groo, I’m here to kill you!”
3: “I’ve masterminded a plan so brilliant that even I… no what am I saying? Of course I could think of it, I’m Sideshow Bob, hahahahahahahaha!! Oh I’m sorry, I almost forgot to inform you that I plan on using this bunny stunner to crack this very screen and thereby escaping Springfield…forever!!!”
4: Bart: “Whoa there boy!!! I’m the luckiest 10 year old boy in the world that those wimps at that wildlife reserve sent you back because you beat the crap out of all those other elephants. I needed my Stampy back…whoa what the hell was that? Barney?”
Barney: “Hey Bart. Thanks for stamping on me…Dumbo?”
5: Patty: “Oh my (coughing)… there’s nothing more satisfying than that warm feeling a Laramie gives you. I wouldn’t trade it for even one night with Katy Perry.” Selma: “Your preaching to the choir sister, though I wouldn’t mind one night with Macgyver…or two. A woman can dream.”
Ralph: “Here kitty kitty…”
1) all those rabbit feet n still no luck gettin away from this d*** bat!
2) barneys emergency celebrity C section!!
3) over Thinkin bout bart has its effect!!!
4) whats that sound? Ooops sorry didnt notice you down there!!!! Sike!!
5) living together dying together!!!!!
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4. Look Mom no hands. Uhhh. Barney it’s an elephant not a place to take a nap.
5. Ralphie is playing wiggle puppy with the rabbit. So Patty, Selma and Mascot are laughing at the bunny trying to make a break for it, yikes.
1. Run bunnies run! The bat is gonna get us all. Maybe we can get in the ambulance and hide.
2. So you caught up with me, eh.I’m too tired to to fight. Can we do this after my nap?
3. YESSS, I NOW HAVE ALL THE POWER TO TAKE OUT BART SIMPSON! WA HA HA! I’m taken over Springfield TOO! Bow before your King! Wa ha ha ha! Wa ha ha ha!
#5) *cough/hack* “That kid said he’d hold our place in line for a donut!. Hmmm”.
#1) “BUNNY THROW YOU DO BUNNY? BUNNY BUNNY! BUNNY BUNNY! BAT BAD BAT GO NO BUNNY BUNNY BAT THROW NO BUNNY THROW!”
#2) While Barney sleeps in blissful “sedation”, Rabbi Grumplestein performs the bris.
#3) “Yeeesss, I agree! I do have an electrifying personality!”
#4) EA rejected Barney task idea #37:
Carry Stampy and Bart
Time: 12h
Reward 💵 300 XP 75
#5) Little Ralphie chases the pretty orange “puppy” while Selma and Patty puff in the smells of spring.
1. Crazy cat lady’s off to Calmwood.
2.It wasn’t duff that killed the drunk.
3.Sideshow Bobs ELECRTRIC hair.
4.Not Barts pet, Barts weapon.
5.Patty’s got hay fever.
1) While trying to save the bunnies from the terrifying devil bat, Crazy Cat Lady tosses one aside and it ends up getting run over.
2) Barney would have been safer if Chief Wiggum had not released him from the drunk tank before he was completely sober.
3) Sideshow Bob realized that his hair can produce enough static electricity to be used as a weapon.
4) If Barney doesn’t stop passing out in the middle of the street he will never win a game of hide-n-seek.
Bart and Stampy 17 – Barney 0
5) “Come back Reggie Rabbit!!”
(Getting distracted by Patty and Selma)
“Ohh, your hair smells pretty!!!”
#1 it’s not an addiction…see I threw one away.
#2 Merry Christmas you Filthy animal!
#3 How else do you think my hair looks like this?
#4 SPEED BUMP!!!
#5 that kid will never catch the bunny.
we’ll just have to stay out here and watch.
1. That old bat is hopping crazy!
2. I’m afraid I’ll have to cut you up… or is it off? Eh! I’ve heard it both ways!
3. ITS ALIVE!!!
4. Wait a minute… Aren’t you supposed to be pink and not crushing my larynx?
5. Ah! Spring in Springfield! Bunnies are hopping, children are frolicking, and two old spinsters are blocking the only entrance to the DMV while chain smoking.
These entries are lame compared to what should be there, I guarantee there are other submissions which were better and actually drew a laugh. Really??? SSB with volt overlay, Wtf is that. I’ve constantly submitted possible caption photos into this contest that were better than most, but stopped doing so for that reason. This is rigged. Very typical how majority of the time there is 1 out of the bunch that is passible and the rest are meh…
Well the typical Monday caption this submissions are not contest related. You can’t actually win anything with those it’s just for fun. And we literally get hundreds of them sent in. I’m the one who decides what goes up each week and I’m still working my way through some submissions that were sent in in November. I try to keep them as closely related to the event that’s going on as possible. So some with snow etc I’m not using right now. These were just submissions related directly to Easter. The ones who submitted them aren’t winning anything, it’s all about how funny your captions can be.
That all being said I don’t remember off the top of my head any of your caption this photos, do you submit them under this same user name? I’m happy to take a look and see where yours are. 🙂
You know the sayings… “opinions are like ….” , “…wrong side of the bed”, “sour grapes”…
I know I’m not eligible, but I just had to get in on the fun 🙂
#1. I never did like the way the green ones tasted!
#2. AHA! I knew Barney was an alien, no human could belch like that!
#3. I laugh at your feeble attempts to get rid of me, even electrocution will not work.
#4. OH MY GOD, you killed Kenny… oops, I mean Barney 😉
#5. Yep, Thelma & Louise got nothing on us sis.
lol thanks for the giggles! 🙂
It was my pleasure 😉
#5 “Do the Maracana” 👣👣
1 bunnies beware
I don’t always log in to WP, but when I do it’s for the propect of free donuts and caption contests…
1. Bunny Lady and her sidekick Bat Burns, saving Springfield from crazy ambulance drivers one bunny at a time.
2. “Grrr, doesn’t he know there could be some green furry monster walking around town with a knife just like me, looking for an easy target?! It makes me so mad that I could fly into a murderous rage right now!”
3. “Ah, my Simpson-trap is working and nearly complete, all I need are a few hundred more golden eggs…wait, it’ll take how long to get those? Euuuggghh…”
4. “Man, my head hurts so bad I’d almost think an elephant walked all over me last night. I’d remember that though…right?”
5. “Patty, you’re slippin’! It’s puff, puff, THEN hack, not hack, hack, puff! Don’t you remember anything you learned in the 5th grade?”
1.) grilled rabbit, just what i was hungry for!
2.) Ill just slip this murder weapon right here to be safe.
3.) Your phone screen just cracked. Muahahaha
4.) Simpson’s Hit and Run 2
5.) Now that spring is finally here, Patty, lets step outside for some fresh air.
D’oh! Not eligible for prize as the Grand Champion of the Valentines Day Poetry contest. But you can’t stop me from still throwing in my captions. I’ll post my captions after the contest deadline.
1. Origin ID –trillspots
Email – ********
1 – If it were up to Count burns, crazy cat lady would soon become crazy bat woman. Fortunately, she was armed with her Killer Rabbits of Caerbannog
2 – Grumpety Gump, now I stab this drunken chump!
3 – In his latest evil campaign, Sideshow Bob has become a sith apprentice to learn the use of force lightning. Let Bart beware!
4 – Little did Bart realize, as he rode Stampy with glee, that he entered the elephant mating grounds. Barney was no elephant, but Stampy was a bit nearsighted. Now kids, learn the cost of drunken abandon!
5 – Patty and Selma out for uhm, ‘fresh’ spring air
#1 Think you’re so big with your [ Beep Beep ] siren and your letters on backwards!
2 And on this day we loved the Grumple because he made it so Barney would procreate with anybody and he still wants kill Homer
1. Free cat “dead cat laying under a ambulance”
2. Ahhh
3. I never wished it was just a rake i stepped on so much
4. Eye kacrumba
5. *coughing*
Origin ID – capitalmcmoo
Email – ******
1 – Calling the batshhh-crazy woman, your vehicle is now ready for you to hop into.
2 – And whilst passed out, with not one shout, the grumplety ghoul, did stabbeth the fool.
3 – “Really! Oh, come on! As if my hair isn’t frizzy enough now!”
4 – And here in the wild, we see the majestic elephant getting his name from his everyday activities.
5 – “It’s just like Whacking Day disappeared into fat air ahhahahaha *cough* *splutter*”
I removed your email from the main comment for privacy reasons. Thanks for being thorough. As long as you enter it in right when you created your Gravatar/Avatar or when filling out the post comment submission form…it will show up for only US Addicts Team to see. The readers won’t. Hope that makes sense. Just didn’t want your email out there for all to see if you didn’t want it to be. 😉