Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!
Well Level 40 has been in our Tapping Devices for about a week now and while we’ve had our Turbo Tappin’ (quick walkthrough) up since the update hit our games (check out the Level 40 Turbo Tappin’ Walkthrough here) we figured now would be a good time to show you all the full Level 40 dialogue as well. So in case there was anything you missed when playing the level, or if you just want to know what to expect when you reach Level 40…here’s your chance to catch all of the humor!
So let’s get this walkthrough on the road shall we?
Chocolate Pain Pt. 1
Principal Skinner: Ah, the second grade class is so peaceful and silent. That’s the sound of learning.
Lisa: No it isn’t! Miss Hoover told us to sit quietly with our heads in our hands and then disappeared. I’m going to write a letter of complaint to the school board!
Skinner: Good idea. Class, everyone write a letter of complaint. That should keep you busy while I go find Miss Hoover.
Ralph: Should we sign our names?
Skinner: Yes, that should keep you busy all day.
Make Lisa Write a Letter of Complaint- 2hrs, Earns $110, 27xp
Make Ralph Try to Sign His Name- 2hrs, Earns $110, 27xp
Chocolate Pain Pt. 2
Lisa: Principal Skinner! You burnt our letters of complaint in your waste paper bin!
Skinner: There’s no heat in my office and it’s the only way to keep my feet warm. But I found Miss Hoover. She’s just taking a little break….
Chain-smoking in the ladies room and crying because she’ll never get married. Perhaps I can lure her out with a field trip.
Lisa: To someplace educational?
Skinner: To someplace.
Build the Ah, Fudge! Factory- 24hr Build, Costs $600,000 comes with TWO Characters (Ms. Hoover & Cocoa Beanie Mascot)
Chocolate Pain Pt. 3
Miss. Hoover starts
Miss. Hoover: Welcome to our field trip at a commercial fudge establishment, children.
Ralph: Thanks, school mommy!
Lisa: How does this contribute to our education?
Miss. Hoover: There’s a math lecture by the Ah, Fudge! mascot, Cocoa Beanie.
Cocoa Beanie: Two plus two equals fudge!
Ralph: That’s the answer I got too!
Make Lisa Go on a Fudge-Tastic Tour- 6hrs, Earns $225, 55xp
Make Ralph Go on a Fudge-Tastic Tour- 6hrs, Earns $225, 55xp
Make Miss. Hoover Play a Freemium Game on her Phone- 6hrs, Earns $225, 55xp
Chocolate Pain Pt. 4
Cocoa Beanie starts
Cocoa Beanie: Mmm, you’re a tasty-looking lady, Miss Hoover.
Miss Hoover: You’re pretty smooth yourself, for a talking bean.
Cocoa Beanie: Outside I’m dreamy, inside I’m creamy. How about a private tour, courtesy of C.B.?
Miss Hoover: Well, I have always had a thing for chocolate-toned men. Let me just check on the kids. Is everything okay, Lisa?
Lisa: Ralph fell in the caramel vat. We pulled him out, but he was so sticky that we all got glued to him!
Miss Hoover: Perfect. Roll yourselves into a corner and wait for me.
Ralph: Yay, I’m a katamari!
Make Lisa and Ralph Stick Together- (requires both Ralph & Lisa)16hrs, Earns $1,000, 250xp
Make Cocoa Beanie Take Miss. Hoover on a Private Tour- (requires both Miss. Hoover & Cocoa Beanie) 16hrs, Earns $1,000, 250xp
Miss Hoover: That was some tour, Cocoa Beanie. You took me to places I’d never been.
Cocoa Beanie: Sounds like the kids are having a good time too.
Lisa: No, we’re being tickled by rats trying to lick off the caramel!
Chocolate Pain Pt. 5
Lisa: Wow, Miss Hoover, you’re really in a good mood.
Miss Hoover: I’ve got a date tonight with Cocoa Beanie. He’s such a wonderful man. Well, part man, part legume. I’m so happy I’m even going to teach you math.
Lisa: Great! I love math… but you don’t.
Miss Hoover: That’s why you’ll be learning the Krusty burger Mathy-Meal way!
Krusty: Hey, hey! Let’s learn percentages. Each Mathy-Meal contains 500% of your daily recommended amount of tripe.
Make Lisa Go to School– 6hrs, Earns $225, 55xp
Make Ralph Go to School- 6hrs, Earns $225, 55xp
Make Miss. Hoover Get Ready for her Date- 6hrs, Earns $225, 55xp
Chocolate Pain Pt. 6
Miss. Hoover starts
Miss Hoover: What are we doing on our date tonight, Cocoa?
Cocoa Beanie: Everything, baby! Dining, dancing… and then back to my pod for some sweet romancing.
Miss Hoover: Did you say “pod”?
Cocoa Beanie: Cocoa beans from from pods, baby. Look it up!
Make Miss. Hoover and Cocoa Beanie Go on a Date– (requires Miss. Hoover & Cocoa Beanie) 12hrs, Earns $840, 200xp
Miss. Hoover: Wow, this dinner at the Gilded Truffle was superb.
Cocoa Beanie: The chef and I are friends. I let him shave some of me off to use in his desserts.
Miss. Hoover: But I had the chocolate mousse. Does that mean I….?
Cocoa Beanie: Ate me.
Miss Hoover: That’s a little creepy.
Cocoa Beanie: I’m not saying it isn’t.
Chocolate Pain Pt. 7
Cocoa Beanie starts
Miss. Hoover: Cocoa, this date is so fun I want to stay up all night. I’ll put on a Transformers movie in class tomorrow and sleep in the cloakroom.
Cocoa Beanie: Then let’s hit Krusty’s After Hours Cabaret! They have fantastic entertainment there. And then Krusty performs.
Miss Hoover: I didn’t know we had a live theater in this town, after Kenneth Branagh’s Shakespearean troupe was run out of town.
Cocoa Beanie: His last words were: “To flee or not to flee.”
Miss Hoover: He should’ve just fled. He’d still have his ear.
Make Miss Hoover & Cocoa Beanie Go to Krusty’s Cabaret– (requires Miss. Hoover & Cocoa Beanie) 8hrs, Earns $550, 140xp
Krusty: Hey thanks, you two. You were the only people who stayed to listen to my stand-up routine.
Miss Hoover: We would have left but you locked the doors to the club.
Krusty: There’s no fire department regulation I won’t violate for the sake of comedy.
Chocolate Pain Pt. 8
Miss. Hoover starts
Miss Hoover: You know, I always wanted to be a cabaret dancer. But I took a career aptitude test and it said I should either be a teacher or a prison guard.
Krusty: Two great choices. They both have fantastic unions.
Cocoa Beanie: You could still be a dancer, Elizabeth! You’re young, you’re sexy, and you smoke like a chimney.
Miss Hoover: What do you say, Krusty? Could I be one of your dancers?
Krusty: Well, I do have an opening. One of my gals ran off with a bisexual German count. Or maybe that was a movie. But you have to get some training. And you’ll have some tough competition.
Smithers: Back off, Hoover. This dance job is mine!
Make Krusty Cabareducate- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Make Miss Hoover Get Cabareducated- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Make Smithers Get Carbareducated– 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Chocolate Pain Pt. 9
Miss. Hoover starts
Miss Hoover: Waylon and I finished our cabareducation. Now who gets to be in Krusty’s Cabaret Rockettes?
Krusty: Tough choice. Two great dancers, only one opening. On the one hand, Smithers has fantastic movements and owns his own leggings. On the other hand, Miss Hoover is a woman. I guess the only way to decide is a dance off.
Make Smithers Attend a Dance Off– 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Make Miss. Hoover Attend a Dance Off- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Make Krusty Hold a Dance-Off– 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Krusty: Congratulations, Miss Hoover, you win. I’ll hire you for 10 bucks an hour and all the leftover booze you can drink.
Cocoa Beanie: Elizabeth is too good for this craphole. We’re taking her moves to the streets.
Chocolate Pain Pt. 10
Cocoa Beanie starts
Cocoa Beanie: Okay, Elizabeth. You dance here on the street corner, and I’ll pass around a hat for some money. I’ve already seeded it with 15 Fudge Bucks.
Miss Hoover: I’ve got a fever, and the only cure is public exhibitionism. Let’s dance!
Make Miss Hoover Dance!– 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Cocoa Beanie: Everyone loved your street corner dancing, Elizabeth. We made eighty-two dollars, plus two Colonial era farthings Mr. Burns thought were still legal tender.
Chocolate Pain Pt. 11
Dolph: Miss Hoover looked pretty good dancing around in that skimpy outfit.
Jimbo: I could watch her all day. Is there a way to fail backwards into grade two again?
Kearney: Don’t worry. I got the whole thing on video. I’m posting it now!
Make Dolph Like Kearney’s Video 1,000,000 Times– 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp
Make Kearney Put up a ViewTube Video (if you have Kearney)- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Make Jimbo Like Kearney’s Video 2,000,000 Times (if you have Jimbo)- 8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Note: For this part if you do not have Kearney or Jimbo (they’re both premium) you will NOT be asked to do the quests for them. You will only be required to do the Dolph quest to move on.
Chocolate Pain Pt. 12
Marge: Homer, have you seen this video of Miss Hoover dancing half-naked?
Homer: Hm. It sounds NSFW, and I only watch NSFW videos at work.
Marge: I don’t approve of Lisa’s teacher flouncing in the streets like a floozy.
Homer: That’s a very politically incorrect thing to call her, Marge. Now we say she’s a self-empowered floozy taking charge of her sexuality.
Marge: Well, i’m going to alert the other parents. Principal Skinner has to do something about this. It’s time to activate the HMMPH network: “Home-Makers Making Persnickity Hmmphs.”
Make Parents Report Inappropriate Teacher Conduct -x10, 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp for non-premium characters and $600, 150xp for premium characters.
Send 10 characters to Report inappropriate Teacher Conduct for 12hrs. Here’s who you can send: Marge, Kearney, Flanders, Agnes, Cletus, Brandine, Kirk, Luann, Dr. Hibbert, Rev. Lovejoy, Krusty, Apu, Wiggum, Judge Snyder, Sanjay, Fat Tony & Selma.
Make Skinner Hide Under his Desk- 12hrs, Earns $420, 100xp
Chocolate Pain Pt. 13
Skinner: Miss Hoover, the parents of this school are concerned about your semi-nude public dancing, and I don’t blame them.
Chalmers: We never blame the parents….in public. In private we blame them for everything.
Marge: We’re concerned about the person you’ve been dating. He’s a man who makes money by getting other people to perform…an impresario!
Homer: He’s your imp. And he’s imping you all over town!
Miss Hoover: I don’t care. I love him. Plus he keeps me fixed up with these.
Chalmers: Pills?! I’m confiscating them!
Miss Hoover: No, they’re N&N candies from the factory.
Homer: Candy?! I’m confiscating them!
Make Marge Intervene With Miss. Hoover– 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Make Miss. Hoover Defy Marge- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Make Homer Eat Confiscated Candy- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Chocolate Pain Pt. 14
Miss. Hoover starts
Miss Hoover: Cocoa, everyone is saying you’re just using me to make money.
Cocoa Beanie: No baby, it’s not like that. I love you! And I got big plans. First, we’re getting out of this two-bit town and moving to Shelbyville. That’s a three-bit town at least. We’ll open our own cabaret. Shelbyville is crawling with nightclub-entertainment loving bigshots and mobsters. And then I’m going to make you Mrs. Cocoa Beanie!
Miss Hoover: It sounds wonderful! But aren’t your parents opposed to mixed marriages?
Cocoa Beanie: Yeah, but they’ll shut up once we start giving them grandbeans.
Make Miss. Hoover and Cocoa Beanie Make Big Plans– 1hr, Earns $140, 34xp (requires Cocoa Beanie)
Chocolate Pain Pt. 15
Lisa: Miss Hoover is moving to Shelbyville with Cocoa Beanie. We have to stop her, Bart!
Bart: Why? You said week-old bread could teach better than her.
Lisa: Better the devil you know. The last substitute we had was Gil, and the homework he gave us was to go out and sell aluminum siding for him. Now, should we reason with her or make an emotional plea?
Bart: I think it’ll be quicker if we just go stomp her boyfriend.
Make Children Gang Up on Cocoa Beanie– x10. 24hrs. Earns $600, 150xp non-premium characters, $1000, 225xp Premium characters (And yes, on this one Sherri & Terri earn the same as regular premium. Double only applies to their regular tasks)
Here’s a list of who you can send:
Lisa, Ralph, Sherri & Terri, Jimbo, Nelson, Milhouse, Rod, Todd, Bart, Martin, & Dolph
Make Cocoa Beanie Get Beaten Up– 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Cocoa Beanie: Ow, ow! Elizabeth, help, I’m being beaten by schoolchildren.
Miss Hoover: Sorry Cocoa, I’m breaking up with you. I thought you were strong and self-confident. But even Ralph is roughing you up.
Cocoa Beanie: It’s not my fault. It’s a hot day. I get all soft and melty!
Miss Hoover: I just can’t respect you. Goodbye forever. And kids, beating up the mascot counts as homework.
Ralph: I’m earning a gold star!
Chocolate Pain Pt. 16
Miss Hoover: Eh, I had fun, and Krusty says I can always dance at his cabaret on weekends. Apparently his current dancer is kind of a drama queen.
Smithers: I need grape flavored lip gloss, flowers in my dressing room, and *sobs* someone to hug me and tell me I’m worthwhile.
Miss Hoover: Anyway, it’s great to be back at the career I love the most.
Miss Hoover: Making kids lie with their heads on the desk while I go out and smoke.
Lisa: *sigh* I have to stop setting people up like that
Make Miss Hoover Avoid Work– 8hrs, Earns $275, 70xp