Tapped Out Premium Walkthrough: Dewey Largo

Hey Howdy Hey Tappers!

The Level 40 update finally brought Mr. Largo to TSTO!  Dewey Largo is a fun addition to TSTO and comes with a great questline…that has everything you’d want from a Simpsons Saga.  Tears, laughter, romance, cray-cray…and even Homer dressed in drag!

Mr. Largo comes to us via the Lotto ‘n’ Liquor, for 150 donuts, and while we’ve had the Turbo Tappin’ (quick walkthrough) up for a little while (check out Turbo Tappin’ Dewey here) the dialogue was so much fun we figured now would be a good time to show you all the full dialogue as well.  So in case there was anything you missed when playing the level, or if you just want to know what to expect when you purchase Mr. Largo…here’s your chance to catch all of the humor!

Let’s get this show on the road shall we?

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Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 1
Mr. Largo starts

Mr. Largo: The Lotto ‘n’ Liquor has it all.  If you feel lucky, there’s Scratchers.  If you feel unlucky, there’s booze.
Lisa: Mr. Largo, shouldn’t you and Mr. Smithers be working on this year’s band musical?  He writes the words, you do the music.  You’re Springfield Elementary’s “Gilbert and Sullivan”, if I may state the comic premise.
Mr. Largo: That man is driving me bonkers!  Every year he writes yet another musical about play-action figures.  “Malibu Stacy: The Musical”.  “The Sergeant Activity Song Cycle”.  “Malbu Stacy’s Hair: The Tribal Love Rock Musical”.  It’s boring!  Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go hide from you inside a liquor store.
Make Largo Scratch Scratchers and Guzzle Grigio- 1hr, Earns $105, 26xp
Mr. Largo: None of my lottery numbers panned out, but when you’re drinking Chateau Bucharest 2014 from a 1 foot square cardboard box you’re always a winner.

Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 2
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Skinner: Dewey, Waylon, we’re excited to hear your ideas for the band musical.
Smithers:  Well, Malibu Stacy gets a sleepover camper van–
Mr. Largo: No!  I refuse to do another Malibu Stacy musical.
Smithers: I write what I love, and I love dressing her up.
Chalmers: Skinnnnnerr!  The band musical is our biggest fundraiser.  Force the musicians to be artistic!
Mr. Largo: Never!  I want to do something grand, emotional, real….
Smithers: Malibu Stacy IS grand. *sobs* So emotional too, damn you!
Mr. Largo: Until Smithers comes up with something worthy of my artistry, no deal!  Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go pretend I’m conducting a middle school production of “Mamma Mia”.
Make Largo Conduct Without an Orchestra– 4hrs, Earns $260, 70xp

Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 3
Lisa starts

Lisa: Principal Skinner, can we practice our instruments while Mr. Largo works out his inner demons?
Skinner: I’m afraid not, Lisa.  Without supervision, I can only allow you to play air instruments, such as air sax and ephemeral triangle.
Milhouse: Finally, a kind of instrument my eyebrows can’t get caught in.
Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary
Make Lisa and Milhouse Play Air Instruments– 8hrs, Earns $550, 140xp

Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 4
Lisa starts

Lisa: Mr. Smithers and Mr. Largo are so angry at each other, I don’t think they’ll ever work together again.
Marge: Maybe we can come up with something.  Let’s call a family meeting.  You go tell your brother.  I’ll call Homer at Moe’s and tell him to come home.
Lisa: You think dad will leave Moe’s for a family meeting?
Marge: He will if I say it’s a plumbing emergency.
Lisa: Like nacho cheese is coming out of the faucets?
Marge: Exactly!
Reach Level 15 and Build Moe’s Tavern
Make Lisa Call a Family Meeting- 4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp
Make Simpsons Attend a Family Meeting
– x3.  4hrs, Earns $175, 45xp (Homer, Marge & Bart)
Homer: How could you fix the nacho cheese problem below I got home?  Have you no mercy.
Lisa: Dad, please focus.  Can you go talk to Mr. Smithers about Mr. Largo?
Homer: Sorry, but those two men have a right to their personal lives.
Lisa: Then I guess you’ll just have to sell band candy to all your co-workers again.
Homer: I will meddle in those men’s lives until I have no strength left in my body.

Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 5
Marge starts

Marge: Okay, let’s start by getting Dewey and Waylon together on neutral ground, where they can be reminded of their shared love of music.
Homer: I’ve got it — Moe’s Bar.  When we get drunk we like to sing Van Halen songs really loud.  Really loud, Marge.
Marge: I was thinking King Toots.  Of course, we’ll have to fib a little to make the invitations more appealing.
Reach Level 25 and Build Burns Manor
Make Lisa Drop Off an Invitation for Largo- 1hr, Earns $70, 17xp
Make Homer Drop Off an Invitation for Smithers- 
1hr, Earns $70, 17xp

Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 6
Mr. Largo starts

Mr. Largo: Hmm. An invitation to attend a musical evening at King Toots.  But will there be canapes? ….Woo hoo! There will!
Smithers: Hmm, a musical evening at King Toots… with a special guest, a world famous Diva!
Mr. Burns: Don’t be a fool, Smothers.  It’s obviously a trap.
Smithers: Perhaps.  But it’s been baited with a cheese no Smithers can resist.
Build King Toots
Make Largo and Smithers Attend the Musical Evening– 4hrs, Earns $435, 115xp
Lisa: Mr. Largo, Mr. Smithers, welcome to King Toots.  First I must tell you, there are canapes, but we only have a Diva impersonator…
Homeretta: …Named “Homeretta!”  Now I shall sing a medley of various contemporary hits!
Smithers: He’s terrible, but even if someone is only pretending to be a Diva I’m ecstatic.

Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 7
Lisa starts

Lisa: Mr. Smithers, Mr. Largo, I know you two can write a great musical.  Mr. Smithers, isn’t there a personal story you’ve always wanted to tell?
Smithers: Well, there is one… about two people who’ve worked together for years.  One of them has fallen in love with the other one but can’t find the courage to express how he feels.
Mr. Largo: Waylon, I’m touched.  That sounds wonderful – honest, adult, deep, moving…
Smithers: There’s also a subplot about Malibu Stacy washing her hair.
Mr. Largo: I’m inspired!  This will be our best collaboration ever.  Now, you do all the hard work writing while I go party.
Marge: Wow, Mr. Largo sounds just like a network executive.
Make Smithers Write a Second Grade Libretto- 24hrs, Earns $600, 150xp
Make Largo Go Out on the Town- 24hrs, Earns $1,000, 225xp
Mr. Largo: To the pinot grigio aisle!

Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 8
Mr Largo starts

Mr. Largo: Okay, let’s hear the opening number for our new production: “FORSAKEN LOVE”.
Smithers: “I’ve thought of you, oh, lots and lots / Your wrinkly skin, your liver spots …”
“I long to cuddle in your embrace. / And feel your cold lips on my face.”
Mr. Largo: Uh, that doesn’t sound like me your singing about.
Smithers: Why would it?
Mr. Largo: Well, you said you were longing for someone you’d worked with over the years.  I just assumed you meant…a certain conductor…but now I see you meant someone else.  Stupid Dewey.  Stupid stupid stupid!
Make Largo Self-Loathe8hrs, Earns $420, 105xp
Lisa: Mr. Largo has run off in humiliation!  How what do we do?
Milhouse: I’LL Conduct!  I’ve spent years studying.  It’s my turn to shine!  Ow! I got a splinter from the conductor’s baton!  I’m passing out!

Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 9
Lisa starts

Lisa: Mr. Largo, the show starts in fifteen minutes.  You’ve got to come back and conduct it.
Mr. Largo: I can’t.  I’m too embarrassed to face Waylon after I made such a fool of myself.
Lisa: He won’t be there.  He had opening night jitters so he went home to give Mr. Burns a bath.
Mr. Largo: Insult to injury!  Now I swear I will NEVER conduct that musical!
Chalmers:  Oh for Pete’s sake.  Do it or you’re fired.
Mr. Largo: The show must go on.
Make Largo Conduct “Forsaken Love: The Musical”- 3hrs, Earns $200, 55xp
Make Lisa and Milhouse Perform in the Musical- 3hrs, Earns $270, 70xp
Make Mr. Burns Take a Bath-
3hrs.  Earns $135, 35xp
Make Smithers Bathe Mr. Burns
– 3hrs, Earns $135, 35xp

Tipsy-Turvy Pt. 10
Mr. Largo starts

Mr. Largo: The Daily Fourth Gradian has a review of our new musical.
Smithers: Oh Lord, Janey wrote it.  She’s brutal!
Lisa: “The part about two grown-ups who had love troubls, was, in this reviewer’s opinion, icky.”
“I was on the edge of my seat, however, when Malibu Stacy developed a devastating tangle while brushing her hair.”
“Relief flooder through the audience after detangler was applied and the combing safely continued.”
“The song ‘Now I Can Appear in a Fashion Show’ was conducted with gusto and will long me hummed in the halls of Springfield Elementary.”
“Rating: two and half stars.”
Mr. Largo: It’s a triumph! Congratulations Smithers!
Smithers: You too, Largo.
Mr. Largo: I’m filled with excitement.  Children, let’s learn the joys of music!
Make Largo Conduct the School Orchestra– 2hrs, Earns $175, 40xp
Make Lisa Perform in the School Orchestra– 2hrs, Earns $110, 27xp
Make Milhouse Perform in the School Orchestra– 2hrs, Earns $110, 27xp
Mr. Largo: It’s going to take me so much box wine to get through this.

And with that Mr. Largo’s questline is complete!

What did YOU think of the questline?  Did it make you laugh as much as it me?  Did you purchase Mr. Largo?  How far has you progressed in his questline?  Sound off in the comments below, you know we LOVE hearing from you.

16 responses to “Tapped Out Premium Walkthrough: Dewey Largo

  1. Tell me we get homeretta Bunny
    What a skin that would be I’m guessing we don’t
    From what I’ve read
    There isn’t any Homeretta skin
    EA really messed that up
    How cool would that of been
    He’ll id pay for it

  2. Is Dewey a voiced character?

  3. Homer on drag? How did I miss that? I’ve completed the quest and that sounds like something I would have remembered

    • Lol. I was hilarious to see. It was like Ga Ga Homer.

      • If I sell my building will it go back into my menu? Can I buy it again and start the quest over?

        • I am not sure why you would want to sell a premium building in the first place??? Some of them won’t even let you (mainly so people don’t do it by mistake). As I do not want to personally waste donuts on such a venture, that is your choice to try. If you have already completed the quest, the game has the data info…so I do not have any idea if it will just pick right back up where you left off.

          At your own risk is all I can say on this one. Sorry.

          • Thanks for the info but yr the one who compared Homer in drag to Gaga. Way to pique this little monster’s interest. Don’t want to take the chance as I love the building and Largo. I only have one town so maybe I’ll just start another one and be patient

  4. I’m sad we only get to see Homeratta once. I loved that a lot, especially after the family meeting! I liked how this quest hasd a full Simpsons Clan story as well… family meeting and nacho cheese faucet. It was just a really fun story line.

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