By now, if you read this site, you should know there’s a new TSTO update (Game of Games) available for download in the App Store. The actual gameplay update will launch tomorrow (Wednesday) at 10am ET (1400UTC).
Late this evening we received the update content spoilers direct from EA. And I know a lot of you like to know the spoilers. So here’s your spoiler post.
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It is teaser time in Springfield! In this week’s episode, we’re talking offshore banking, Krusty losing his shirt and the latest teaser released about the all-new Itchy and Scratchy Land event! Plus, we’ll be talking EA’s rollback bug “solution” options.
And as always we’ll also be fielding your questions! So join us live for all the fun! (of course, if you can’t make it live watching the replay is still pretty awesome too!)
I’m sure regular readers have noticed I haven’t been around as much with school going on. Life has been crazy and between school, work, and life, there’s not a lot of free time. One thing that does bring me joy though in the moments I have to myself is writing here, doing my geek podcast, and playing the silly little mobile game which led to the writing gig in the first place.
Over the last week, I’ve been working on another speculation post based on the hints EA gave us with the take down of the Vacation Event. I love that they’re giving us teases which actually pan out and I feel it poignant to point out that a lot of folks guessed from the last one that Rommelwood Academy was in our futures. I wasn’t one of them but oh well. It definitely fits into the idea of Military Miseducation.
But wait!?! Didn’t the most recent one thing say something about misfires in connection to the military? I don’t see anything which falls into that category unless you count the premium missile with a drawing of Homer on it so it while I initially thought about scrapping this entire post as being too late to matter, instead of wasting the time it took to get it done, I figured it couldn’t hurt to still present my ideas. Heck… even a broken clock is right twice a day so why not prognoscticate like the Wookstradumb@$$ I am?
So EA took away our snow and brought us a winter take-down update. While I find my Springfield to be glaringly green all of a sudden and miss my Wookiee Winterland, this time of year always leads to some speculation about the future of the game. Of course, EA made that even easier with some teases in the app store descriptions.
iOS and Android – The New Year has been rung in, and the soggy decapitated goat heads have been wrung out. With Springfield getting back to normal, what will be next for your town? An inaugural incident? A romp around the world? A valentine visit from a gluttonous gal? Maybe some military miseducation? You’ll just have to wait to find out!
Amazon – The heretics have had their time and a new year has been celebrated. As the religious riots settle and the townsfolk get back to their normal lives, what’s next for your town? An inaugural incident? A romp around the world? An invasion of bow wielding gnomes?
I must admit, I laughed at these as I often do. Whoever writes the script for the beginnings of updates gets two furry thumbs up. Anyhoo… all these questions got me thinking about what the clues might mean. In a typical fashion, I sat down in the attic, blew the Cheetos dust off my fingers, and thought and thoughts and crunched and thought about what each hint made me reminisce about from the Best. Show. Ever. With some good thinks accomplished, Alissa convinced me to share my fuzzy thinking with all of you. I won’t share my cheesy poofs but I guess you can have my ideas. With all that being said, here’s Wookstradamus Prognostication based on veiled hints from a clever writer at EA.
So one of the things I do on occasion here is point out some speculatory ideas based on dialogue bubbles in the game. I did it back during Level 42 and also from bits prior to January 2015. Interestingly, quite a bit actually appeared later in the game whether you consider it coincidence or not.
So it’s late-ish in the evening and I was pottering around the mass screenshots and dialogue I save when I realized it’s been a little since the last time I threw out some speculation on the site.
EA sometimes throws out little items in their dialogue boxes that get all us nerds frothing at the mouth for potential new items. Could they be showing us glimpses of the future? I figured it’s no fun to have all these thoughts and questions up here in the attic so why not share. If you’re curious, go right on ahead and click for more.
You know… every time I say howdy it makes me laugh. First off because I’m not from Texas (although I have lived in San Antonio for almost a year collectively) and secondly because when I was in the military flying on planes, if you sat next to someone and said howdy, it meant you’d farted. Way too funny to think of that in connection with a word.
Anywho… this post isn’t about Texas, the military or farts but I had to share. You know I’m random like that. What this post IS about is some speculation I had recently about possible SPOILERS EA may or may not have told us about. If that’s your bag… go right on ahead an click continue reading. Seems there was more to spy than some realized.