Tapped Out Premium Walkthrough: Money Vs Milhouse

If you made the decision (wise one I think) to spend 150 donuts on the Cracker Factory and Luann, then you will be given a main walkthrough and 2 additional ones that will unlock the Fleet-A-Pita’s. ( EA Glitch? What’s Thrillhouse Pt.1? Lol…Maybe “Milhouse”)

Cracker Factory 1

The Cracker Factory sits on a 10 x 10 plot.

Cracker Factory 2

Let’s get started with the main one just after building the Cracker Factory and unlocking Luann…

Luann 2

Money Vs. Milhouse Pt.1

After tapping Luann

Money Vs Milhouse 1

Luann: Oh Milhouse, my sweet sweet treasure! Mommy’s come home.

Money Vs Milhouse 2
Milhouse: You’re back! Finally someone who knows how to open the dryer. My pants are so damp.
Luann: Not so fast, baby bear. Mommy has to head to the factory and check on our family’s bread and butter- crackers!
Luann: Can you make yourself dinner?
Milhouse: Dad taught me how to cook eggs on the radiator of the car.
Luann: *Sigh* Your father spends one Labor Day Weekend in a homeless shelter and suddenly he’s full of hobo tricks.
Luann: Hold on and I’ll cook you something nutritious to eat.

Money Vs Milhouse 3

Make Luann make Mommy Meals for Milhouse-60mins
Make Luann Check on the Cracker Factory-12hrs

Luann: Milhouse, sit down, I’ve got some big news to tell you.

Money Vs Milhouse 4
Milhouse: I can’t sit down. I’m only programmed to walk and fade away into a house.
Luann: That is exactly the tomfoolery I won’t have time for when I’m running the cracker factory!
Luann: I became the new owner today!
Milhouse: What happened to Grandpa Mussolini?
Luann: My first act as CEO will be to enact some new safety regulations.
Luann: Such as no one over the age of 80 can roller skate near the cracker cutters.

Money Vs Milhouse 5

Money Vs Milhouse Pt.2

After tapping Luann

Money Vs Milhouse 6

Luann: Now since I am new to the world of business, I need to network to make important and exciting contacts.
Milhouse: I could introduce you to my friends. They are the working generation of tomorrow.
Luann: No, I don’t want to see Kearney again…too many painful memories.
Milhouse: So where are you going to network?
Luann: At the only bar in town that accepts industrial cracker salt as payment.

Money Vs Milhouse 7
Milhouse: Just don’t come home with another new uncle. I think the last one stole my walkie talkies.

Money Vs Milhouse 8

Make Luann go to Moe’s- 4hrs
Make Milhouse go to his room- 4hrs

Money Vs Milhouse 9

Money Vs Milhouse Pt.3

After tapping Milhouse

Money Vs Milhouse 11

Milhouse: Mom, what are all these boxes? Are they presents?
Luann: Well, they’re presents for somebody. Somebody special. Me!

Money Vs Milhouse 12

Make Luann Relax in the Jacuzzi Suit- 12hrs

Money Vs Milhouse Jucuzzi Suit

Make Luann Ride in the MegaGlobe- 24hrs

Money Vs Milhouse MegaGlobe

Money Vs Milhouse 13

Money Vs Milhouse Pt.4

After tapping Milhouse

Money Vs Milhouse 14

Milhouse: Mom, you’ve been a CEO for a week and haven’t gone into the office once.
Milhouse: You just keep ordering inspirational business posters.

Money Vs Milhouse 15
Luann: I’ll have you know the key to success is inspirational business posters. So says this poster.
Milhouse: Dad always says never waste your money on office decorations. Or office supplies. Or working fire exits.
Luann: If your father’s so smart, then why didn’t he inherit a cracker factory?
Milhouse: I’m just worried about paying for all this stuff.
Luann: Don’t be. Because I’m going to hire the most expensive financial consultant money can buy!

Money Vs Milhouse 16

Make Luann Get an Overpriced Consultant-12hrs

Money Vs Milhouse 17

Money Vs Milhouse Pt. 5

After tapping Milhouse

Money Vs Milhouse 18
Milhouse: I know that look. It’s the same look Dad had when he was rejected from that medical study.
Milhouse: Do you have clinically depressed sperm too?
Luann: No, Milhouse. I maxed out the credit cards on that fancy consultant.

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Luann: Looks like we’ll have to discontinue our gluten-free, salt-free, reduced-taste cracker line.
Milhouse: The Milhouse Signature? But I told all my friends I had a cracker named after me. They’re both going to be disappointed.
Luann: I promise I can fix things. I just need to hire some new staff.
Milhouse: But I thought you said all the money was gone.
Luann: Remember when mommy and daddy weren’t talking and tried to buy your love with two allowances. You saved all that right?
Milhouse: I was going to buy Lisa’s love with it, but my cracker legacy is more important. You can have it.

Money Vs Milhouse 20

Make Luann Run the Cracker Factory- 8hrs (x2)

Make Springfield’s Working Class Work at the Cracker Factory- 10hrs 
(at least 3 workers total are needed to complete the task…I listed all the ones I found that could be sent to get extra $$ and XP.)

Money Vs Milhouse 21

Luann: Look Milhouse, I singlehandedly saved the factory.
Milhouse: That’s great! Does this mean I get my money back?
Luann: Sorry sweetheart but corporate bonuses come first.

Money Vs Milhouse 22
Luann: And bad news, the Milhouse signature was banned by the FDA. They said a cracker can’t be more than 80% cardboard.

Money Vs Milhouse 23

Next Up…the Investorettes. One of two extra walkthroughs that came with Luann. Keep Krabappel available to start it.

   Hardly Kirk-Ing


10 responses to “Tapped Out Premium Walkthrough: Money Vs Milhouse

  1. Wow, Luann is just a horrible mother.

  2. I just built the Cracker Factory!!! 😀
    But is the quest meant to start automatically?
    Luann is just walking around, does Milhouse need to be free?

  3. I am stuck in part 4 make luaann get an overpriced consultant, the game takes me to the tracks. I tapped on everything and nothing works. Please help!!!

    • Is Luann free? Or is she doing a task somewhere else right now? If you are not sure, all you have to do it store the Cracker Factory and it will pull Luann out of the game no matter what she is doing. Exit out, restart your device, go back into the game and replace the Cracker Factory out of your storage/inventory (lil cardboard brown box). Then you should be able to send her on the task for part 4. Let us know how it goes.

  4. Super Nintendo Chalmers

    Oh gotcha. I couldn’t believe anyone on this site didn’t have that in the memory banks with such an obvious deep appreciation of the show. All feels right again 🙂

  5. Super Nintendo Chalmers

    Wasn’t sure if kidding but “Thrillhouse” (only enough characters to read ” Thrillhouse”) is the name Milhouse uses in the video game “Bonestorm”. Cat-Feesh? 🙂

    “Marge Be Not Proud” – http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Bonestorm

    • Yah…I just found it funny. Like they were going another direction and changed their minds but forget to change dialog. Lol. Little things like this in dialog all the time. 🙂

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