Just so you know, Santa’s Lap is ready. The line is already forming. Seriously. I was at the mall yesterday and he was already there. BACK OFF FAT MAN!!! THE TURKEY GETS STUFFED FIRST!! Sheesh. Greedy holiday thieves.
I am just curious if anyone else can whistle through their tear ducts… or make macaroni come out of there nose? Mmmmm tasty.
What do tennis balls taste like? Chewy? Furry?
Is it just me or is Jon Lovitz becoming a unicorn?
Now…last question…WHO WANTS TO JUMP ON THE BED WITH ME?? WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(More to come from Wookiee on the new episode: YOLO)