WHAT DOES THE BLOG SAY?

Note From Alissa….ahh today was the day of the update that wasn’t.  So I’m thinking we all could use a good laugh.  Here at TSTOAddicts Wookiee, Bunny, and I are a family (dysfunctional yes…but a family nonetheless!) and we’re never short of a good laugh when needed.  So I figured tonight would be the PERFECT time to share with you yet another one of our ADD moments providing us lots of laughs behind the scenes.  This one comes courtesy of the one, the only Wookiee! Enjoy….

Hey there Addicterinos!

So… I think I’ve established that every once in awhile I am a bit silly and maybe a skoshi cray cray just like Bunny Foo Foo.  Nowhere is this more apparent than when I’m creating stories in my town or turning songs into TSTO jokes.  I don’t often push these “creative” pursuits on to you but they happen more often than any grown man should probably admit.

The other day, while my entire family was asking questions about the game… I blurted out a la YLVIS, “WHAT DOES THE BLOG SAY?” to my Mom.  What resulted was me being a nerd and writing words to the “What Does the Fox Say” song that referenced our favorite game.  I shared with Alissa and Bunny first and, despite their head shaking at me, they were still thrilled with my silliness.  I made the decision to share this with all of you when I sang it to my kiddo with the instrumental for the song in the background and she said I was awesome.

Well, here’s what I came up with.  Even if you shake your head, one single smile makes it all worth it.  Before you ask, yes I have tried this out multiple times with the music.  It’s actually been stuck in my head for several days.
whatdoestheblogsay

WHAT DOES THE BLOG SAY?

Tips went down, Lamezino sucks,
Shauna’s out there teasing ducks
The Sea Captain started anew, Now there’s 5 blogs just for you
The Wookiee roars, old men digress, and the blogs go cray cray cray,
Wiggum’s patrolling, he’s in a dress….
WHAT DOES THE BLOG SAY?
 
Bumble-bee-Nick-Edna and Frink
Ralph-Skinner-Flanders-CBG
Homer-Bart-Lisa-Marge-Maggie
WHAT THE BLOG SAY?
Tapa-tapa-tap tapped out
Tapa-tapa-tap tapped out
Tapa-tapa-tap tapped out
WHAT THE BLOG SAY?
Trolly-trolly-troll charoll
EA forum hatee-ho
Bridges empty, where’s the troll?
WHAT THE BLOG SAY?
That wheel’s rigged I’ve had enough
Jimbo is the frakkin bestest tough
free donuts is what I really love
WHAT THE BLOG SAY?
 
Nothing to do, prices unfair, how do I earn the Volcano Lair,
Gift cards and goo, what do I do, did you get the Grumple too?
Managing friends, so difficult, Lard Lad’s suddenly a cult
No cars on roads, only pavement will do, will you go and change your tow-ow-ow-ow-own, tow-ow-ow-ow-own, tow-ow-ow-ow-own,
Buy too many Rusty clow-ow-ow-ow-owns, clow-ow-ow-ow-owns, clow-ow-ow-ow-owns
WHAT DOES THE BLOG SAY?
 
New characters I want them now
More land, faster tiles now
Datafrakking is not allowed
WHAT THE BLOG SAY?
Stonecutters and monorail,
Freemium content, a Gil sale,
Bart screen is an epic fail
WHAT THE BLOG SAY?
Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha
Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha
Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha
WHAT THE BLOG SAY?
E-A ayayayayayayayayayay
Woo-hoooooooooooooooo
WHAT THE BLOG SAY?
 
The secret of the blogs, friendships that are deep,
Deep in e-mails and texts, I know you’re reading
Where’s the Bunny now?  Alissa wants to know?
The basement is empty and she is far awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Where’s the next level, is it close at hand?
Where’d the spoilers gooooooooooo (Love the TSTO) (Need the TSTO) (Loading TSTO)
Will we ever know? (Crave the TSTO) (Stuck in TSTO) (Addicts TSTO)
I want to, I want to, I want to know!
 

Well, there you go.  Another glimpse into the madness of the Wookiee.  I’m seriously considering recording this for posterity.  Until then, at least it’s here on the site for others besides my poor family to enjoy.

TTFN… Wookiee out!

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All Screen Shots of Game Graphics & Dialogue and Game Graphics from files ™ and © EA, Gracie Films and FOX

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14 responses to “WHAT DOES THE BLOG SAY?

  1. Now that the game brought the monorail part back, everything seems be working except collecting garbage. When I tap on the sprinkle dump it just makes a sound and no jobs come up, and you need to have trash collected in order to do the recycling to build more pieces. I’ve tried logging on to a different device and then playing the game and coming back to this device, I’ve tried going to a friends town and coming back to make those devices sync, but nothing seems to work. What shall I try next?

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  2. Comicbookguy: the Simpsons nerd

    What are the five blogs. By the way awesome song

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  3. OK the SNL spoof of that song was a blast, but you just won top honors IMHO. Thanks, that really made my day!

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  4. Hahahaha. That is really fantastic! I thoroughly enjoyed it! Thanks for sharing! ^.^

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  5. Tapa tapa tap tapped out
    What does the blog say?

    That’s the slogan

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  6. Tapa tapa tap tapped out

    Great line! That’s the line man.

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  7. NOOoooooo!!! Not that song… aaaack!!
    Oh dude, you’ve cracked… I love it. lol
    My son made me watch that (whats the fox say) video on youtube, I could feel my brains leaking out… and it left me in a strange daze wondering what happened to me.

    That’s ok, I’ve been using childrens’ story names in games for a long time. Your mention of bunny foo foo made me want to share.
    While there is a “Pandi” in just about ever MMO ever made, there is also a Bunnyfufu.
    (for example:)
    http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/trollbane/Bunnyfufu/simple
    http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/dragonmaw/Bunnyfufu/simple
    …and they’re all me. I even have a Sith Lord Bunnyfufu (the Heartless) in SWTOR. (very scary)
    I don’t play them any more. Too stressful. Now I just tappity tap to my hearts content. It’s nice not to struggle with all the things in MMO’s any more. (pug is a 4 letter word)
    So, while I call you crazy, I’m on that bus too.
    Anyway, I thought Bunny would find that amusing.

    Now, never mention that song again, ever. (please?) lol 😉

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    • Bwahahahhah It makes me giggle when he calls me Bunny Foo Foo. I even have posted a screenshot of Nelson’s Bunny Foo Foo lunchbox before in one of my stories. Lol 😉

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  8. =D

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  9. 🙂 I think you cover about everything. This is great Wookiee!

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  10. I love it!

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