Twas The Night Before…Grumplemas?

Now everyone loves a great bedtime story before nodding off to sleep. Dancing sugar plums, jolly old fat men, everybody having a good night.


This is a frakked up version of a story that is HORRIBLE!!! (Not really, but I am laughing like crazy at it.) Please to enjoy.

Grumple 1Grumple 2Grumple 3Grumple 4Grumple 5Grumple 6Grumple 7Grumple 8Grumple 9Grumple 10Grumple 11Grumple 12

I know I am gonna sleep really good tonight after reading THAT lovely tale. How about you? Did you like the Grumple story? Lemme know in the comments below.



6 responses to “Twas The Night Before…Grumplemas?

  1. German translators?


  2. Very tempted to buy him now. That is FAB!


    • Me, too. Just to see how the German translators did on this task. I guess this is one of the most challenging and also unthankful jobs.


  3. As a new Christmas tradition I read this to my daughter and sister (both teenagers) before turning out the lights. Lots of shared laughter which is really the purpose of this silly poem. Merikurisumasu everyone!


  4. How could you not like it? I do have to admit I was a little shocked at the end. I guess I shouldn’t be, Maggie always seems to save the day and usually with firearms!


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