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Everyone’s a Winner on Pie Day

Except me I think.

So… Friday, 3/14 brought us Pi Day and in true display of our geekdom, we celebrated with a mini-contest.  Congrats to granmamaDar for her triumphant (albeit randomly assigned by a computer) victory!

So awesome to give back to y’all but it got me thinking.  Why can’t we all be winners?  Yeah, I know, there has to be a divide or no one will know about earning via hard work or trying again and yada yada yada (I’ll be the first to tell you tee-ball should be scored) but this was a silly contest, right?

Pie Man Promo Image Season 15
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Diary of a Wookiee: St. Paddy’s Day Edition

Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig dhuit! (BAN-ukh-tee nuh FAY-leh PAH-drig gwitch)

Woo hoo!  It’s officially the Day of the Festival of Patrick aka the Feast of Saint Patrick or St. Patrick’s Day.  Time to bust out my favorite green Star War shirt and have some green beer.  Tonight, I’m actually hosting karaoke at a little corner bar I’m fond of.  Should be a good time.

St. Paddy's Addicts

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Silly Simpsons: Who knew the show had so many problems?

As one of my other favorite cartoon characters would say, it’s time to get Mathematical!

Adventure Time Mathematical

Why is that?  Well, Bunny got all geeky for us today with Pi Day and some funny stuff involving pie and my nerdiness made a sudden resurgence.  Ok, it was probably already there but I felt it more keenly.

Pi Pie

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Silly Simpsons: Motivation

“Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it.”

Einstein

What the heck?  Did I really just start a post with a quote from Dwight D. Eisenhower and a motivational image of an Einstein quote?  What the heck is going on?  Have I finally lost it?  Any of you who recently read my Vader post may be certain I have.  Well, would it matter if I promised some silly Simpsons stuff if you click continue reading? Continue reading →

I find your lack of 2D faith disturbing (The Vader 2D)

Wookiee: Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence… 
Darth Vader: You may dispense with the pleasantries, fuzzball.  I’m here to put you back on schedule.
Wookiee: I assure you, Lord Vader. My cheetos encrusted fingers are working as fast as they can.
Darth Vader: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate you.

Well hey there Addicts.  What a week it’s been.  So, courtesy of a request from my sister’s beautiful friend who is a tapper and also wanting to wave my Star Wars nerd flag a little, I decided I wanted to do a 2D illustrating my love for the epic saga.  Easy peezy… Darth Vader sounded like a fun idea. Continue reading →

Diary of a Wookiee: My Two Cents about the quality of The Simpsons

Ahoy-hoy there mateys!  Fairly warned ye be says I.  Yonder post be a matter of opinion and may put wind in yer sails and barnacles in yer treasure chest.

Channeling a little Horatio McCallister today I guess.  Probably because I re-watched Season 8, Episode 9: El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer and laughed my pants off at the Sea Captain wrecking a cargo ship full of hot pants at the end.

Hot Pants

I watched the episode just to hear Johnny Cash’s voice but the ending is really funny too.  It’s often the little cameos that I love the most.  Can’t shake a stick at Homer and Marge confirming their status as soulmates, right? Continue reading →

Mardis Gras and the Best. Show. Ever.

So, it’s nearing the end of February and y’all know what that means, right?  Fat Tuesday!  The day it’s ok to be fat on Tuesday.  Ok, maybe not that but it does mean that Mardis Gras aka the “Carnival season” is coming soon.  Whether just celebrating the day before the Christian Ash Wednesday (1st day of Lent) or encompassing the entire period from Kings day (Epiphany) to Fat Tuesday, it is pretty well known for costumes, masks, defiance of social conventions, parades, and beads, can’t forget the beads.  Not sure how far back the beads go but the actual event can be traced back to Medieval history.

Reader Seapeach1 had asked if we’d talk about it here at Addicts and I thought it was a great idea.  While I doubt EA will tie in this event with the game, it’s always nice to revisit Simpsons episodes and like Bart Simpson says, “Mardi Gras, man.  When the Big Easy calls, ya gotta accept the charges.”

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Silly Simpsons News: Going Cuckoo

Hola, me llamo Wookiee.  Mi perro fuerte es muy grande porque comer muchos burritos en la playa del sol.  ¿Has oído hablar del reloj de cuco Simpsons?

Wow… That sentence was much harder to write than I thought it’d be.  Thank you California public school system and Oogle translate.  I bet there’s about 5 years of Spanish teachers that would love to shake me right now.  I actually did do a verbal report on “mi perro fuerte” in 8th grade but I bet it was much funnier and in better Español.  If you think that the Wookiee has gone cuckoo, you’re probably right.  You’ll just have to click more to see how. Continue reading →

Mono means one and rail means rail

Hey hey hey!

You know, some days I get so caught up in writing on this site that I forget one of the coolest things about it.  Not only am I blessed to have my words and opinions out here for other like-minded tappers to read, but I get to be part of a team that has my back and are people I seriously call friends.  Alissa and Bunny are two people I consider myself so lucky to have in my life.  We don’t really mention it, but other than being bloggers on this amazing site, we all actually talk to each other several times a week by phone, text and/or video and it’s not always conversations about TSTO and The Simpsons.

It was during one of these conversations, that Bunny and I geeked out over future content that might be coming to the game.  The main item discussed was the Springfield Monorail.  We both would love this to come to the game and we seriously hope EA wasn’t just teasing us by mentioning it in game dialogue.

Monorail

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Two dimensional LOVE in a 3-D world

Oh!  Chest pains…. I think I’m having a heart attack… too much pink drowning my senses with their sublime cheesiness.  Melodramatics created…. must find man card…..  Oh wait, it’s not angina pectoris at all.  I just was choking on a chili cheese frito.  Y’all can completely ignore that random stream of words, ok?

So, it’s 2D Tuesday here at Addicts and I figured it’s about time to share some more “art” with you.

VD Homer & Marge

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