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Tapped Out Walkthrough: Krustyland…The Krusty-est Place on Earth Part 2

Posted on August 14, 2013 by TSTO Addicts | Leave a comment

We last left off with the building of Sideshow you, and Krusty’s plan to not cheat customers anymore. We pick things back up in part 2 with Comic Book Guy arriving in Krustyland

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 16
Comic Book Guy will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!
After tapping Comic Book Guy

Comic Book Guy: Excuse me? I wish to commemorate my visit here by purchasing Krustyland collectibles. Where are they for sale?
Krusty: Uh, nowhere. I’m trying this new thing where I treat my customers good. And everyone knows collectibles are a huge rip-off, right?
Comic Book Guy: On the contrary. With the rise of the modern nerd, limited-edition plastic crap is now a safer investment than gold. I have mint-in-box vinyl-caped Jawa that is worth more than Delaware. Besides, shopping is all this country is good at anymore. Might as well play to our strength.
Krusty: One shop, coming up!
Reach Level 23 and Build the Gift Shop- 1750 tickets, 24 hours
Keep Comic Book Guy free when complete

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 17
After tapping Krusty

Krusty: Hey, you seem to know a lot about theme parks. You want to help me make Krustyland the best it can be?
Comic Book Guy: Not now, I’m shopping for toys.
Krusty: Right. But I’m offering you a highly-paid–
Comic Book Guy: SHOPPING!
Make Comic Book Guy Visit the Gift Shop – 60 min
Keep Krusty free when complete

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 18
After tapping Krusty

Krusty: Uhh, these people are pigs! There’s trash all over the place!
Lisa: Maybe we should build some garbage cans. And a recycling station, so people can reduce their carbon footprints.
Krusty:Recycling? Isn’t that what you do to jokes, gags and bits?
Lisa: You can also do it to trash.
Krusty: Sounds expensive. Let’s stick with the garbage cans.
Place Garbage Bins (3x)- 100 tickets/ea
Keep Wiggum free in Springfield, you’ll need him for the next part

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 19
Wiggum, Moleman and Squeaky-Voice Teen will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!
After tapping Wiggum

Wiggum: Hold on just a second there, Krusty. I’m here to inspect your rides. And if I know Krustyland, they’re not going to be up to snuff. I just hope SOMEONE doesn’t leave an envelope of money lying around, where it easily could bribe me.
Krusty: Actually, Chief, the fella who rebuilt all my rides did a great job. It feels weird to say this, but I think my park is legal.
Wiggum: Oh. Well, that stinks. What’s the point of having lawmen if they’re not out there on the street collecting bribes?
Krusty: If you like, I could fake-bribe you with near-worthless park tickets.
Wiggum:Gee, would ya? That’d be swell.
Make Wiggum Collect Krustyland Bribes – 4 hrs

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 20
After tapping Wiggum
Wiggum: So, I can spend these tickets anywhere in Krustyland, right?
Krusty: Anywhere at all! Blackout dates apply, some attractions excluded, prices subject to the whims of an oft-drunk clown.
Wiggum: Sounds great!
Make Wiggum Eat at Krustyland Burger– 30 mins
Make Wiggum Take Part in a Sing-Along– 8 hrs
Keep Krusty free when complete

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 21
After tapping Krusty

Krusty: Listen, Comic Book Guy. You know theme parks. How would you rate mine?
Comic Book Guy: I absolutely love it. One-and-a-half stars.
Krusty: Yikes. That’s kinda harsh.
Comic Book Guy: Well, your rides are dated. They move too much. A truly first-rate modern ride is where you sit in a fake car and watch a 3-D movie that almost convinces me you you’re moving in real life.
Krusty: That’s moronic!
Comic Book Guy: Also, you need to have a tie-in to a successful movie. Or, as a last resort, a long-running primetime animated TV show.
Krusty: But what money-grubing TV cartoon would be desperate enough to lend its good name to a ride where you only pretend to be on a ride?
Comic Book Guy: A good point. Surely that would never happen. Well, we can always try for a movie tie-in.
Reach Level 24 and Build Radioactive Man: The Ride– 2500 tickets, 24 hours
Keep Comic Book Guy, Milhouse & Bart free when complete

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 22
After tapping Comic Book Guy

Comic Book Guy: I doubt these seats will support my ample frame, but as Radioactive Man would say “up and atom”.…except, of course, in issue 37 where his catchphrase was erroneously printed as “up and at ‘em.”
Bart: Cool! A Radioactive Man ride! Let’s go Milhouse!
Comic Book Guy: Gah! Children, at a them park? Is no place sacred?
Make Comic Book Guy Rides the Radioactive Man Ride– 4 hrs
Make Bart Ride the Radioactive Man Ride– 4 hrs
Make Milhouse Ride the Radioactive Man Ride– 4 hrs

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 23
After tapping Comic Book Guy

Comic Book Guy: I have discovered another glaring omission in your park — no mascots. Children and creepy adults need someone to sign their autograph books.
Krusty: Right, right. I always get my mascot guys on loan from the prison. Cons work cheap, and they’re used to wearing masks.
Hire a Krustyland Mascot– Itchy or Scratchy 60 donuts or Poochie 2500 tickets

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 24
After tapping Comic Book Guy

Comic Book Guy: And now a subject that is near and dear to my heart: food.
Krusty: No offense, but food is obviously near and dear to every other part of you, too.
Reach Level 25 and Build the Food Needle- 5000 tickets, 36hrs
Keep Comic Book Guy Free when complete

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 25
After tapping Comic Book Guy

Comic Book Guy: All of this consulting has left me famished. I will now sample the Food Needle’s offering, which Yelp! describes as: “technically edible,” and “clow-quality food.”
Krusty: My favorite review? “The owner is washed-up. Too bad the tableware isn’t.” Tough but accurate.
Make Comic Book Guy Eat at the Food Needle– 12 hrs
Keep Nelson free in Springfield, you’ll need him for the next part

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 26
Nelson will now appear in Krustyland when he’s not doing jobs in Springfield!
After tapping Nelson

Nelson: One ticket for the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show, pleace. I want to see Orky the Orca ride a dirt bike,
Homer: We haven’t built it yet. Come back in twenty-four hours.
Nelson: I don’t think you understand. I enjoy watching marine animals struggle to do people things in exchange for fish. I enjoy it very much. So make it happen.
Homer: And what if i don’t?
Nelson:Then you won’t progress any further in this dumb game.
Homer: I guess it’s true what they say — the best bullying comes from a place of honesty.
Reach Level 26 and Build the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show – 7500 tickets, 36 hrs
Keep Lisa and Nelson free when complete

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 27
After tapping Lisa

Lisa: Nelson, don’t you find forcing animals to do tricks kind of… cruel?
Nelson: I never really thought about it. But yeah, the cruelty’s probably what makes it so great. Also, sometimes you get splashed by a gazillion tons of water. You want to check it out with me?
Lisa: The animal activist in me says no… but the eight-year-old in me is intrigued by this splashing you speak of.
Make Nelson Watch the Stunt Show– 12 hrs
Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show – 12 hrs

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 28
After tapping Nelson

Nelson: See, Lisa? I told you the water show was fun.
Lisa: It was a chilling display of man’s heartlessness towards his animal brethren. And we got soaked! You want to get some cotton candy?
Nelson:Sure! I mean… sure, whatever. I guess.
Place a Cotton Candy Stand– 400 tickets, instant build

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 29
After tapping Nelson

Nelson: So, what do you want to do now?
Lisa: I read on the internet that there’s going to be a haunted house in Krustyland…but according to the data-mined text files, it’s not being released until level 150!
Nelson:Don’t worry — I can bully anything. Hey, game! I’m gonna count down from five…and if I don’t have that ride when I get to zero, I’m going to mess up your save file. 5… 4…3…2…
Congratulations! You just unlocked Krusty’s Haunted Condo!

Nelson: That’s more like it.
Build Krusty’s Haunted Condo –10,000 tickets, 24 hours
Keep Nelson and Lisa free when complete

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 30
After tapping Nelson

Nelson: Right now, I feel like I could beat up the whole world. I guess what I’m trying to say is, even though all girls are super-lame and have garbage personalities, if ever one wasn’t the worst, it’d be you. Or whatever.
Lisa: Awww…
Make Lisa Tour the Haunted Condo – 8 hrs
Make Nelson Tour the Haunted Condo – 8 hrs

To be continued….you’ll need to keep Nelson and Lisa free for the next part. We’ll pick things back up with the 3rd and final Krustyland Walkthrough soon.

Part 3

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Tapped Out Walkthrough: Krustyland…The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 1

Posted on August 14, 2013 by TSTO Addicts | 6 comments

Krusty himself gets things started for Krustyland in Springfield.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 1
After tapping Krusty

Krusty: Ugh. Can someone tell me why the same dogs run every race at our track? And why, given that, a TV clown would blow his entire fortune betting on said races?
Lisa: Krusty? You’re Broke?
Krusty:No, broke means you have zero. I am millions in debt. If I was only broke, I’d be the richest jerk on earth.
Bart: Why don’t you just re-open Krustyland and make your money back?
Krusty: Krustyland is a mess. They never tell you how expensive the “maintenance” part of a theme park is. Or how when you don’t pay “maintenance” and one ride topples onto another ride and careens into a crowded midway, it can also be expensive.

Bart: Then again, rebuilding Krustyland would be a great way to kill time, and keep people from focusing on more important tasks like work and school.
Krusty: Anything I can do to harm America’s productivity. Let’s do it!
Lisa: Isn’t Krustyland way out of town? How will we get there?

Krusty: Leave that to me! By which I mean, the Sky Finger. Get to it, chump!
Place the Krustyland Shuttle– $50000, instant build

Tap the Shuttle and go to Krustyland

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 2
After tapping Krusty

Krusty: The old Krustyland is a dump. Where am I gonna find a schmuck fakakta enough to clean up this mess.
Homer: Ohh, Yiddish — that often leads to Latkes.
Krusty: Hey hey! Welcome to Krustyland! Step-right-up to our newest attraction: Grab That Girder Over There and Drag It, Then Every Other Girder, to Somewhere the Truck Can Get to Them More Easily!
Homer: Long name. Sounds fun!
Make Homer Cleanup Krustyand- 6secs

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 3
After tapping Homer

Homer: I gotta say, Krusty, th girder-dragging ride at Disneyland is better. And why reward me with these stupid tickets? A guy like me is used to getting paid in cold, hard pretend money.
Krusty: Those are Krustyland Tikets! They’re like money but more… fun! Hoo Hoo Ha Ha! Also, you’re going to need those tickets to rebuild the Krustyland Entrance. So hand ‘em over!
Build the Krustyland Entrance-6 secs

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 4
After tapping Krusty

Krusty: The harder it is for people to find their way around a theme park, the less time they spend on its fragile, deadly rides. I need a boneheaded, twisting, counterintuitive layout for this place. Where’s that guy from before?
Homer: Hi, Mr The Klown — I’m that guy from before. I want to once again lodge a complaint about being paid in your personal scrip instead of money.
Krusty: And I look forward to that conversation. Right after you try our latest attraction: Build A Path!
Place Krustyland Paths –Free(4x)

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 5
After tapping Homer

Homer: You know, this theme park is starting to feel a lot like work.
Krusty: But, if I may finish that thought, it’s all worth it when you get your payout of Krustyland Tickets.
Homer: Is that how that thought finishes? Well, I guess I can’t tell my throughts what to think. Okay, what’s next?
Krusty: Now comes the important stuff. The rides are just a way to bring customers — or, as we call them in the industry, “Fat Dummies Deserving of What They Get” — into the park.
Homer: I didn’t know we had a nickname! Pretty sweet.
Krusty: But it’s the rigged, unwinnable midway games where you make the real dough.
Place the Ring Toss Game- 35tickets, instant build
Keep Cletus free in Springfield, you’ll need him for the next part

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 6
Cletus and Sideshow Mel will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!
After tapping Krusty

Krusty: Okay, Homer, are you ready to run the Ring Toss stall?
Homer: Run it? I want to play!
Krusty: Don’t waste your time… the rings aren’t big enough to land on any of the prizes.
Homer: Looks easy enough. Just watch. *clink* Whoops. Okay, just one more. *click* One more. *click* One more…

Krusty: Ugh. Looks like I’m going to need someone else to run the stall.
Make Cletus Run the Ring Toss Stall – 12h
Make Homer Play at the Ring Toss Game – 4h
Keep Bart & Lisa free in Springfield, you’ll need them for the next part.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 7
Bart, Lisa and Kearney will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!
After tapping Bart

Bart: Krusty, you haven’t rebuilt my favorite ride yet. Where’s the infamous Death Drop? You didn’t shut it down just because of one tiny little class action lawsuit filed by five thousand hospitalized children?
Lisa: Ugh. Maybe that one’s better left unbuilt.
Krusty: Actually, it’s our safest ride.
Build the Death Drop- 300tickets, 12 hours

Keep Bart & Lisa free when complete. Keep Milhouse free in Springfield, you’ll need him for the next part.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8
Milhouse will now appear in Krustyland when he’s not doing jobs in Springfield!
After tapping Bart

Bart: The Death Drop is ready! Just look at all that beautiful rust. Race you to it!
Milhouse: I don’t know, Bart. It looks like a big kids ride. Well I suppose I could try it once… if Lisa holds my hand.
Lisa: On the off chance that we survive this ride, no way. I’d never respect my hand again.
Make Bart Ride the Death Drop– 30mins
Make Lisa Ride the Death Drop– 30mins
Make Milhouse Ride the Death Drop -30mins
Keep Homer free when complete
Bart: Woooo! That was awesome. I’m going to ride it again!
Lisa: I think I’m done for now… what about you, Milhouse? Milhouse?
Milhouse: *vomiting*

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 9
After tapping Homer

Homer: We’ve run out of room to build. Guess I’ll go back to my regular jobs, of which there are now so many it’s a real pain to scroll down the list and find the one you want.
Krusty: Krustyland is out of room? Then you’re in luck — there’s a job for that!
Buy a Krustyland Expansion- Price varies depending on where you buy

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 10
After tapping Homer

Homer: All this work is making me hungry. Where can I get some food?
Krusty: We could probably scrape together a decent Krusty Burger from what’s in the freezer. Yup, there’s still some “meat” in there.
Homer: Mmmmm… scraped, quotation-marks meat.
Reach Level 21 and Build Krustyland Burger– 650 tickets, 24 hr build

Homer: Hey! Who are all these people?
Krusty: The dregs of humanity… or as we call them here at Krustyland, customers. As we rebuild Krustyland there’s gonna be more and more of these losers streaming in.
Homer: I don’t follow…
Krusty: As you improved Krustyland, the park’s rating on the Krust-O-Meter goes up. A higher Krust-O-Meter rating means more paying customers!
Lisa: So you’re saying as the Krust-O-Meter increases, more people will show up at the park?
Krusty: Yep, and when they use the rides they’ll accumulate tickets. Just tap on them to collect!
Homer: Free tickets? What a meaningless enticement. Count me in!

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 11
After tapping Homer

Homer: Woo Hoo! Krusty Burger, here I come!
Milhouse: Hey, Bart! Let’s grab a Laffy Meal! It comes with a toy from the movie Green Lantern 2: Seriously, a Second Green Lantern?
Bart: I’ll go on the Death Drop, while you eat a Laffy Meal. We’ll see who barfs first!
Make Homer Eat at Krustyland Burger –30 min
Make Bart Ride the Death Drop –30 min
Make Milhouse Eat at Krustyland Burger –30 min
Keep Martin free in Springfield when complete, you’ll need him for the next part.

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 12
Martin, Skinner & Otto will now appear in Krustyland when they’re not doing jobs in Springfield!
After tapping Bart

Bart: Hey, what gives? People have been on these rides all day and nobody’s dead. We’ve come to expect good deal more maiming from our beloved Krustyland. I don’t want to grow up to be one of those guys who doesn’t have a childhood story about the kid he knew who died at an amusement park.
Martin: Hello, Bartholomew! Fancy a go on the ol’ Death Drop with yours truly?
Bart: Come on, Krusty — if Martin’s having fun in your park, you KNOW you’re doing something wrong!
Krusty: Everybody chill out. If you want excitement, if you want hair-raising peril, just wait ’til you see my next attraction… the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall!
Bart: Oy vey.
Place the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall –500 tickets, instant build
Make Martin Try Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy – 60 min
Keep Bart free when complete
Martin: Take THAT!… and THAT!
Cletus: Ow! Hey! You’re only allowed to throw balls at the little men!
Martin: I’m sorry, Mr. Carny. I have a lot of pent-up anger due to my unpopularity and constant targeting by bullies at school.
Bart: Maybe you should look for a doctor, Martin.
Martin: Thank you, Bart. That’s excellent advice.
Hibbert: Ow! Hey! Who’s throwing balls at me?

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 13
After tapping Bart

Bart: Krusty, you’ve lost your edge.
Krusty: Don’t say that, kid! I’m an afternoon TV Clown. If I’m not making my living on the bleeding edge, my audience of six-year-olds will find someone who is! Here, you want danger? You want risk? How about…
Reach Level 22 and Build Sleeping Itchy’s Castle – 1000 tickets, 24 hours

Keep Krusty free when complete

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 14
After tapping Krusty

Krusty: Okay, I admit it! The new Krustyland is safe, family-friendly, and all the other horrible things you say! The guy I suckered into building it just did too good a job. And now I have to find a way to live with the excellent results. I never wanted to be in the business of pleasing people, but that’s the hand I was dealt. So I’m going with it — Krustyland is going to be the People-Pleasing-est Place on Earth! I’m going to be the first clown in history to make people happy!
Make Krusty Get Serious –8 hrs
Keep Homer free when complete

The Krusty-est Place on Earth Pt. 15
After tapping Homer

Homer: Hey, I think this Ring Toss game is RIGGED!
Krusty: I’ve told you that a hundred times! Look, forget it. From now on, no more cheating our schmucks. I mean, our “valued customers.” Though it makes my pancake makeup-caked skin crawl to say it, let’s build a game that isn’t rigged. A real people-pleaser.
Place Sideshow You –1000 tickets, instant

Keep Comic Book Guy free in Springfield, you’ll need him for the next part
Krusty: Now any jerk — I mean, “respected patron” — can waltz in and get free Tickets.
Homer: Don’t mind if I do!
You can now play the Balloon Pop game for free Tickets!
Just tap on Sideshow You and get popping!

To be continued….

Part 2

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Tapped Out Walkthroughs: Level 29

Posted on August 14, 2013 by TSTO Addicts | 2 comments

Luigi gets things started in Level 29

Principalling Around
After tapping Luigi

Luigi: Ah, a Principal Skinner! How good to a-hear your happy a-whistling. You are as full of life as pasta sauce is full of mustache hair.
Skinner: Who wouldn’t smile in this wonderful, new Springfield? Nothing could ruin it.
Bart: Hey Seymour, your office is full of anteaters. Also ants. Also you need to tell the cafeteria to order more honey because your office is full of that too. Heh heh.
Skinner: Delightful! I needed some busy work for Willie. When he has nothing to do, he keeps inviting me to play board games. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to relax and take in the avian grandeur of our fair town.
Luigi: And I will-a-romance the air with a-beautiful sounds of the accordion, the bagpipe of Italy.
Skinner: Terrific. Hopefully, there aren’t any trees near your restaurant.
Make Skinner Go Bird Watching-24hrs
Make Luigi Play the Accordion- 12hrs
Keep Milhouse Free when complete

Hey Milhouse—Eureka!
After tapping Milhouse

Milhouse: Hey Bart, can I borrow some pillows? I want to build a pillow fort and see if my mommy and daddy appear in it. For dinner last night, I sucked on pasta shells until they got soft in my mouth.
Bart: Hmm, Springfielders do tend to appear when we build a new building. That gives me an idea…
Milhouse: To help me not to be an orphan?
Bart: No, to really prank Skinner! We need to bring back the one thing that can get inside his head and ruin his happiness. His mother.
Milhouse: Okay. But if we’re going to build Skinner’s house, we’re going to need a lot more pillows.
Build the Skinner House– 24hr build

Keep Skinner free when finished.
New Character Unlock!

There are Winners and Skinners Pt. 1
After tapping on Skinner

Skinner: My house? Dear Lord, no. That means….
Agnes Skinner: Thought you’d gotten rid of me, did you. Now put on an apron and tidy up. Turns out limbo is pretty dusty.
Skinner: But Mother…
Agnes: No buts, Seymour. Get to work! When I get back from Bingo tonight, the table top better be clean enough for me to see my disapproving face in it!
Make Agnes Hustle At Bingo– 4hrs
Keep Skinner free when complete

There are Winners and Skinners Pt. 2
After tapping on Skinner

Skinner: How come my computer isn’t working? Mother, did you add parental controls to the internet?
Agnes: You’re darn tooting. There are a lot of naughty pictures in the Wikipedia.
Seymour: I don’t have time to fight you right now – I have to get to work… where no one can tell me what I can and can’t look at, because we don’t have any computers.
Make Skinner Monitor the Halls– 12hrs
Keep Comic Book Guy and Agnes free when complete

The Odd-Looking Couple
After tapping on Comic Book Guy

Comic Book Guy: Ahem, is Agnes home? I could like to an evening of finding the service unacceptable and other such pleasures.
Skinner: Mother, it’s the Harold to your Maude.
Agnes: Comic Book Guy! I can’t believe there’s enough room in this tiny town for your fat behind.
Comic Book Guy: Agnes, is that you skin, or did the Magna Carta loan you its dried up parchment?
Agnes: Don’t wait up for me, Seymour. And don’t come into my room in the morning without knocking first.
Make Agnes Go on a Date with Comic Book Guy– 2hrs(joint task, so both Agnes and Comic Book guy are required)

Keep Anges free when complete

There are Winners and Skinners- Pt 3
After tapping Agnes

Agnes: Son, I realize since I’ve come back, we haven’t spent any quality time together. So I’m forcing you to stay in and have fun with me.
Skinner: I was planning to do one of the many exciting activities I often do, like bird watching or going to the Kwiki-E-Mart or stargazing, if that’s an option for me yet.
Agnes: I guess this new Springfield is just like the old one – full of you disappointing me.
Skinner: *sigh* Fine, Mother. I’ll stay.
Agnes: Pfft, Momma’s boy.
Make Agnes Do Silhouette Night– 12hrs
Make Skinner Do Silhouette Night- 12hrs
Keep Martin free when complete

Mad with Municipally Funded Power
After tapping Martin

Martin: Egdas! I seem to have been mistakenly given a notice to tarry in detention.
Milhouse: I got one too.
Lisa: It looks like the whole school did.
Skinner: And with the whole school in detention, both Mrs. Krabappel and I will have to stay late to supervise you. Very late.
Edna: You monster! You can’t do this tonight!
Skinner: I’m not. I’m doing this for the next several nights.
Make Martin Serve Detention (x3)– 6hrs each time
Make Lisa Serve Detention (x3)- 6hrs each time
Make Milhouse Serve Detention (x3)- 6hrs each time
Make Bart Serve Detention (x3)- 6hrs each time
Make Ralph Serve Detention (x3)- 6hrs each time
Make Nelson Serve Detention (x3)- 6hrs each time
Make Mrs. Krabappel Hose Detention (x2)- 12hrs each time
Make Skinner Host Detention (x2) – 12hrs each time
Keep Agnes free when complete

There Are Winners and Skinners Pt. 4
After tapping Agnes

Agnes: Seymour! You’re always sneaking off to your hidey-hole.
Principal Skinner: It’s called a “school”, Mother, and it’s my job.
Agnes: Well, I need your help with my crossword. What’s a five-letter word for “someone who fails”? I tried “Seymour”, but it doesn’t fit.
Principal Skinner: *sigh* L-O-S-E-R
Agnes: Thanks. I knew you’d be an expert.
Make Agnes Do Crossword Puzzles– 8hrs
Keep Bart free when complete

The World is my Teacher Pt. 1
After tapping Bart

Bart: Skinner is worse than ever. It’s almost like making life miserable for one person has consequences for those around that person.
Make Bart Skip School– 8hrs
Skinner: Ah, Bart. Just the truant I was looking for.
Bart: Ahhhhh!

The World is My Teacher Pt. 2
After tapping Bart

Bart: I wasn’t playing hookie, I swear. A guest of wind pushed me out of school and forced me here. It was the wind, I tell you, the wind!
Skinner: Relax, Bart. I’m not going to punish you. I want to learn from you.
Bart: Trying to get away from that old bat?
Skinner: That lives in the school’s heating duct? No. I’m trying to escape my mother. But she always finds me. I know from years of hide-and-seek research.
Bart: I feel bad… that this somehow happened to you. If you need a place to crash, you can use my treehouse. I just have to evict Milhouse for being behind on his rent.
Make Skinner Crash at Bart’s Treehouse– 12hrs
Keep Willie free when complete
Skinner: Bart, why did I wake with one hand in a bowl of water and the other filled with uncanned canned chili?
Bart: Sorry, the temptation was too great. A prankster can’t live so close to his prey.

Counch Surfin’ U.S.A Pt. 1
After tapping Willie

Willie: Why aye! Of course, ye can stay with me in me shack!
Skinner: Thanks, Willie. I knew I could count on you to say yes, since you work for me and my request was an order.
Willie: I need this job for me work visa. So make yourself at home, you threatin’-to-call-INS bastard!
Make Skinner Crash at Willie’s Shack- 12hrs
Keep Agnes free when complete
Skinner: My Lord, man! The smell! The smell!
Willie: Aye, it’ll get in ye. Inside these wood walls, you’ll age like a fine whiskey in cask of Willie’s Man Musk.

Mom is the Loneliest Number Pt. 1
After tapping on Agnes

Agnes: Seymour! Seymour…? I should talk with my friends. maybe one of them has spotted where he’s gone.
Make Agnes Feed the Pigeons– 1hr
Keep Mrs. Krabappel free when complete

Couch Surfin’ U.S.A Pt. 2
After tapping Edna

Edna: Ha! No way, Seymour.
Skinner: Please let me stay at your apartment, Edna. It’ll be fun. We can do our own version of Silhouette Night!
Edna: I’m not playing “mommy” with you. No means no.
Make Skinner Crash at Willie’s Shack-12hrs
Keep Lovejoy free when complete

Couch Surfin’ U.S.A Pt. 3
After tapping Lovejoy

Lovejoy: Certainly, Principal Skinner, you are welcome here. The humble of spirit may always crash in the Lord’s House.
Skinner: Thank you, Reverend. I haven’t been able to get a decent rest in days.
Lovejoy: Well, I hope our evening activity night won’t disturb you. It’s Bingo Night.
Skinner: Bingo Night! I must flee before Mother comes to clean you out. I’m sure God won’t mind if I leave the church ducking out through this stained glass window.
Agnes: let’s get ready to roll them balls!
Make Skinner Crash at Willie’s Shack-12hrs
Make Agnes Hustle at Bingo-4hrs
Keep Agnes free when complete

Mom is the Loneliest Number Pt. 2
After tapping Agnes

Agnes: So that boy’s run off…just like he did to me during Vietnam. And like he did his platoon in Vietnam.
Lovejoy: He asked me if he could crash at the church. I had assumed with your approval, of course.
Agnes: I’m sick and tired of his crashing. All he ever does is crash! If he crashes one more time, I’m done with him. DONE!
Lovejoy: Well … let’s not do something hasty. Why don’t you relax, get the frustration out, and think it over some more.
Agnes: What I should do is exercise. I need to build up strangth, so I can spank the hair off him.
Make Agnes Sweep up Springfield-6hrs

Keep Carl free when complete

Couch Surfin’ U.S.A Pt. 4
After tapping Carl

Carl: Sure, Skinner, stay as long as you need to. The Buddhist Temple is for all, especially those who want to upset their parents.
Skinner: It’s more that I want to avoid her. Not upset her.
Carl: Same diff. Take any mat you like. Morning prayers start at 3am and never end.
Skinner: Thanks. Wow, these mats are comfy. POW camp comfy!
Carl: Yeah. We got them used.
Make Skinner Crash at the Buddhist Temple-12hrs
Keep Wiggum free when complete
Skinner: Prayer chanting ohms everywhere. Constant buzzing taking over mind. Must ohm get ohm outta ohm…

Couch Surfin’ U.S.A Pt. 5
After Tapping Wiggum

Wiggum: If you need a place to lay your head down, Principal Skinner, the Wiggum family would be delighted to help you out.
Skinner: Oh, thank you, thank you. Finally an actual house.
Wiggum: That is, if you promise to guarantee that little Raplhie gets A’s in every class from here on out.
Skinner: In all honesty, Chief, no one would ever believe that. It would turn our laughing-stock school into a veritable guffaw-cooperative.
Wiggum: It’s called quid pro quo – and old Latin phrase meaning “gimme what I want”.
Skinner: So, you want me to trade all that’s left of my integrity for a roof and a bed? You have a deal.
Ralph: Yay! I now have a Princey Pal!
Make Skinner Crash at the Wiggum House-12hrs
Keep Agnes free when complete
Ralph: After I get into UCLA, I’m going to get into the rest of the letters of the alphabet! Like Q and smiley face and gumball!
Skinner: I’m sorry, Chief, I can’t be party to this. I just can’t.

The Prodigal Skinner Pt. 1
After tapping Agnes

Agnes: So ya finally come crawling back home? Well, I still see you standing. So, get to more crawling.
Skinner: Ugh, I’m going to break into a Brown House and crash there. Everyone else is doing it.
Agnes: No Seymour, wait! I just can’t stand it anymore. All this time you’ve spent crashing has been the most irritating time of my life. Can you promise me, if I be good, that you’ll never crash again?
Skinner: Okay, I promise there’ll be no crashing… *game crashes*
Make Agnes Do Silhouette Night– 12hrs
Make Skinner Do Silhouette Night- 12hrs

The Prodigal Skinner Pt. 2
After tapping Skinner

Skinner: I know you always tell me fun is for the shiftless. So please don’t yell at me, Mother, when I tell you that was fun.
Agnes: I enjoyed it too, Seymour. I know it seems like I’m never not mad at you. But that’s only because you constantly make me angry.
Skinner: Maybe there is another target in town that you can mock and humiliate?
Agnes: Hmmm. I could go razz those bags with skin tags at the Retirement Castle. Bunch of pathetic nitwits with no house or child to live with. Because their children locked them up in there.
Skinner: Wait, children can put their parents there and just leave them?
Agnes: You don’t have the short and curlies, Seymour!
Skinner: No mother, I don’t.
Make Agnes Taunt Old People– 24hrs

Congratulations you’ve completed, the very long, level 29!

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Tapped Out Walkthroughs: Level 28

Posted on August 14, 2013 by TSTO Addicts | 17 comments

Mayor Quimby kicks off Level 28
Legitimate Business
After tapping Quimby

Mayor Quimby: Thank you, Fat Tony, for your generous donation to my Super PAC, “American U.S.A. Minutemen for Freedom, Liberty, Patriotism, and America.”
Fat Tony: Will it be satisfactory to secure the reconstruction of my headquarters?
Mayor Quimby: Easily done. The person playing this game builds whatever we ask. And pays us whatever random sum of money we demand!
Fat Tony: There’s one born every minute, I suppose.
Build the Businessman’s Club- 24hr build

Keep Mr. Burns and Smithers free when complete

New Character Unlock!

The Cleaner Pt. 1
After tapping Smithers

Smithers: Fat Tony? Mr. Burns requests your company for dinner this evening, to discuss matters of the utmost evil.
Fat Tony: I’m always happy to have dinner with a fellow villain… which I consider myself, despite the fact I somehow got categorized as an “Wise Guy”.
Make Fat Tony Join Mr. Burns for Dinner (Mr. Burns is required)- 6hrs
Keep Mr. Burns Free when complete.

The Cleaner Pt. 2
After tapping Mr. Burns

Mr. Burns: Fat Tony, I need your help. There’s a problem I wish to “go away.” I trust you see my eyebrowns waggling meaninigfully as I say “go away?”
Fat Tony: Just tell me who. My crack team of sociopaths will handle everything.
Burns: It’s not a “who”, it’s a “what”. Some nuclear waste I wish to dispose of.
Fat Tony: We could hide it inside a body bag. People see me burying body bags all the time. It’s kind of my thing.
Burns: Excellent.
Make Fat Tony Get Rid of a Problem– 12hrs
Keep Chief Wiggum free when complete

The Cleaner Pt. 3
After tapping Wiggum

Wiggum: Hey, Fat Tony! Wanna tell me why you were digging a hole out in the middle of the night?
Fat Tony: I was gardening. That’s still legal in this state, is it not?
Chief Wiggum: Sure, I think. I’m not really up on what’s legal and what’s not. But if you really WERE gardening, tell me what you were planting.
Fat Tony: Plants.
Chief Wiggum: You’re good, Fat Tony. Very good. And I am correspondingly bad.
Make Fat Tony Play the Violin- 1hr
Fat Tony Starts the next task

The Cleaner Pt. 4
After tapping Fat Tony

Fat Tony: Mr. Burns, I have taken care of that favor for you. And now I would ask you a favor in return.
Burns: Ugh, you Mafiosi and your favors. How come you just can’t accept money as compensation like everyone else in the world?
Fat Tony: Don’t worry – this will require money. I need to rebuild my compound so that my beloved goons will return to me. I’m tired of being a Mafia of one. My gun hasn’t had a night off in weeks.
Burns: Consider it done. Every powerful man needs his sycophantic hangers-on.
Smithers: You called for me, sir?
Build Fat Tony’s Compound- 36hr build

Keep Fat Tony Free When complete
New Character Unlock!

Badfellas
After tapping Fat Tony

Fat Tony: Welcome back, boys. I trust you have kept your law-breaking skills sharp?
Louie: I practiced my felonies every day.
Legs: I extorted mannequins so I wouldn’t forget how to do it to people.
Fat Tony: I look forward to bleeding dry this town we so love. But first, let us toast our touching reunion.
Make Legs Drink at Moe’s– 8hrs
Make Louie Drink at Moe’s– 8hrs
Make Fat Tony Drink at Moe’s– 8hrs
Keep Bart free when complete

El Bartito’s Way
After tapping Bart

Bart: Hey Fat Tony! I’ve been looking to take my mischief to the next level. Any chance you could use an extra set of hands?
Legs: Maybe. Do you know how to mix a Manhattan?
Bart: Umm…booze, some hooch, and then whiskey?
Legs: That’s pretty close, boss. I’ll vouch for him.
Fat Tony: Congratulations, urchin. You are my new bartender.
Make Bart Serve Manhattans- 24hrs
Keep Marge free when complete
Marge: Bart Simpson! What did I tell you about joining La Cosa Nostra?
Bart: You said not to
Marge: If you go joining any mobs, you’ll lose TV privileges for a week.
Bart: All right, all right! There’s no need to get crazy.

Casino Racino
After tapping Marge

Marge: Mayor Quimby, as a mother and a worrywart, I’m concerned about Springfield’s growing Mafia problem. There are even reports of unsavory characters down at the dog track. Of all places!
Mayor Quimby: Marge, I promise you – this office will not rest until it looks like we’re doing something about the whatever-you’re-on-about. In fact, I’m so against corruption that many people say “Corruption” is my middle name.
Marge: Hmmmm…
Make Marge Protest…Something– 24hrs
Keep Fat Tony Free when complete

Taking Care of Business
After tapping Fat Tony

Fat Tony: Boys, Marge Simpson is onto us. Someone in our organization squealed. I need you to find out who.
Louie: Wouldn’t it just be easier to “take care” of this Simpson lady?
Fat Tony: Louie, Louie, Louie. Women are for taking care of, not “take care” of. Find some guy to nuts on instead.
Make Louie Interrogate a Squealer- 1hr (this is a joint task, that requires both Legs and Louie, but you only have to assign one of them to start the task. The other will follow)
Keep Luigi free when complete

The Italian Job
After tapping Luigi

Luigi: Welcome, back, a-Fat-a-Tony, I can’t tell-a you how much I’ve missing paying for-a your protection.
Fat Tony: Which I will now collect. Back-dated, of course, to the birth of New Springfield.
Luigi: But I didn’t get unlocked until level 18. It’s-a not fair!
Fat Tony: Then you can file a complaint at the monthly meeting of the Extortionee’s Committee. The system is in place for a reason.
Make Fat Tony Have a Dinner Special at Luigi’s- 4hrs

Gangster Paradise
After tapping Fat Tony

Fat Tony: Boys, I require your services
Legs: Do you mind? “Antiques Roadshow” is on!
Fat Tony: My apologies. The Roadshow, as always, takes precedence.
Make Legs Sell Smuggled Goods- 8hrs
Make Louie Perform a Hit- 8hrs
Keep Wiggum free when complete

Puff Justice
After tapping Wiggum

Wiggum: Fat Tony? You and your crew are under arrest.
Fat Tony: Whatever for, Officer?
Chief Wiggum: Impersonating an Ethnic Stereotype. You’re sentenced to 24 years in prison. Oops, this says 24 hours. Must be a typo. You’re lucky I don’t like refilling out forms.
Make Fat Tony Run Organized Crime from Prision- 24hrs
Make Legs Take a Break in the Slammer- 4hrs
Make Louie Take a Break in the Slammer– 4hrs
Keep Fat Tony Free when complete

Business As Usual
After tapping Fat Tony

Fat Tony: Break’s over, boys. Go forth and terrify.
Make Legs ‘Protect’ Local Businesses-12hrs
Make Louie Collect Tribute- 12hrs

And with that level 28 is complete!

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Should I Spend Donuts on the Sleep-Eazy Motel ?

Posted on August 14, 2013 by Alissa | 10 comments

Wondering if you should add the Sleep-Eazy Motel to your Springfield? Well before you hit that confirm button, lets break down the Pros and Cons of adding the motel to your Springfield.

Building Name: Sleep-Eazy Motel
Donut Price: 220 Donuts
Dimensions: 12×5
Payout: $300 & 30XP every 12hours
Return on Investment: $1.33/.133XP/Donut Spent
Pros:
-It unlocks Miss Springfield, one of the few female characters in the game, with a whole set of tasks.
-Comes with a quest line for Miss. Springfield
– Motel makes a nice addition to the shoreline.
Cons:
-Very Expensive Addition
~~-Only earns the standard rates for completing tasks, and not the usual 50% higher for premium characters.~~ (she now earns the standard premium rate)
Final: If you can swing it, I so go for it. But it’s really going to be up to you to decide if it’s worth the 225 donuts.

Want to find out more about Miss. Springfield? Check out her Character Profile here

Wondering About Other Premium Items? Check out our Ultimate Premium Guide

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Should I Spend Donuts on Kamp Krusty?

Posted on August 14, 2013 by Alissa | 12 comments

Wondering if you should add Kamp Krusty to your Springfield? Well before you hit that confirm button, lets break down the Pros and Cons of adding the Kamp to your Springfield.

Building Name: Kamp Krusty
Donut Price: 200 Donuts
Dimensions:11×13
Payout: $500 & 45XP every 24hours
Return on Investment: $2.50/.225XP/Donut Spent
Pros:
-It unlocks the Kamp Bart Costume for Bart, with a whole new set of premium tasks.
-Comes with a quest line for Kamp Bart
– Some of the best animations in the game so far.
Cons:
-Expensive Addition
-Only three of his tasks are outdoors.
-Cannot be sold or stored once purchased.
Final: If you can swing it, I so go for it. This is a great addition to the game, and has some of, if not the, best animations in the game to date.

Wondering About Other Premium Items? Check out our Ultimate Premium Guide

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Should I Spend Donuts on the Volcano Lair?

Posted on August 14, 2013 by Alissa | 3 comments

Wondering if you should add the Volcano Lair to your Springfield? Well before you hit that confirm button, lets break down the Pros and Cons of adding the Volcano to your Springfield.

Building Name: Volcano Lair
Donut Price: 200 Donuts
Dimensions: 11×12
Payout: $500 & 50XP every 24hours
Return on Investment: $2.50/.250XP/Donut Spent
Pros:
-It unlocks Hank Scorpio, a premium character with his own tasks to earn income.
-Comes with a quest line for Hank
– Great animations on the Volcano Lair when Hank is doing indoor tasks
-Great outdoor task in testing the flame thrower.
Cons:
-Expensive Addition
-The Volcano is quite large and can be difficult and awkward to place
-Only two of his tasks are outdoors.
Final: This one is really a toss-up. If you have the extra donuts and want a new building and character I’d say go for it, but if you’re short on donuts save them for another building.

Want to find out more about Hank Scorpio? Check out his Character Profile here

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Should I Spend Donuts on the Coliseum?

Posted on August 14, 2013 by Alissa | 3 comments

Wondering if you should add the Coliseum to your Springfield? Well before you hit that confirm button, lets break down the Pros and Cons of adding the Coliseum to your Springfield.

Building Name: Coliseum
Donut Price: 190 Donuts
Dimensions: 12×12
Payout: $200 & 22XP every 8hours
Return on Investment: $1.05/.116XP /Donut Spent
Pros:
-It unlocks Drederick Tatum, a premium character with his own tasks to earn income.
-Comes with a quest line for Tatum
-He has a tiger
Cons:
-Expensive Addition
-No 1 hour task
-Odd shaped building to place, and if your low on space it may not be the best time to purchase.
Final: This one is really a toss-up. If you have the extra donuts and want a new building and character I’d say go for it, but if you’re short on donuts save them for another building.

Want to find out more about Tatum? Check out his Character Profile here

Wondering About Other Premium Items? Check out our Ultimate Premium Guide

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Should I Spend Donuts on Duff Brewery?

Posted on August 14, 2013 by Alissa | Leave a comment

Wondering if you should add the Duff Brewery to your Springfield? Well before you hit that confirm button, lets break down the Pros and Cons of adding the brewery to your Springfield.

Building Name: Duff Brewery
Donut Price: 190 Donuts
Dimensions: 10×12
Payout: $200 & 20XP every 6hours
Return on Investment: $1.05/.105XP /Donut Spent
Pros:
-It unlocks Duffman, a VOICED premium character with his own tasks to earn income.
-Comes with a quest line for Duffman
-All but 1 task is completed outdoors
-It’s Duffman!
Cons:
-Expensive Addition
Final: Duffman, in my opinion, is one of the BEST Premium additions to the game. If you can swing it, buy the Duff Brewery and get Duffman.

Want to find out more about Duffman? Check out his Character Profile here

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Should I Spend Donuts on Lugash’s Gym?

Posted on August 14, 2013 by Alissa | 4 comments

Wondering if you should add Lugash’s Gym to your Springfield? Well before you hit that confirm button, lets break down the Pros and Cons of adding the gym to your Springfield.

Building Name: Lugash’s Gym
Donut Price: 175 Donuts
Dimensions: 6×8
Payout: $135 & 15XP every 4hours
Return on Investment: $0.77/.171XP/Donut Spent
Pros:
-It unlocks Lugash, a premium character with his own tasks to earn income.
-Comes with a quest line for Lugash
-If you have Gymnastics Lisa Costume, Lisa will utilize this building
-Lugash is another character to use the Adult Education Annex (in addition to Lenny)
-Has a couple of very funny outdoor tasks
Cons:
-Expensive Addition
-Has no interaction with regular characters.
-One of the worst returns on your donut investment.
Final: I enjoyed adding this building to my town and enjoy having Lugash, and his child intimidating ways, in my game but you might not. If you’re tight on donuts you may want to look for a better return on your investment.