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Tapped Out Walkthrough: Level 32 Rod & Todd

Posted on August 14, 2013 by TSTO Addicts | 9 comments

Lisa Gets Level 32 Started

Rod and Todd Prelude
After tapping Lisa

Lisa: Bart, remember Sir Putt-A-Lot’s? You used to be crazy about miniature golf!
Bart: I’m not crazy about anything miniature. Golf, vans, pinschers — I prefer all of them full-sized. But I did love their LAX security. I once walked right past the guard with a shopping bag from ‘The Fireworks Barn’.
Lisa: Well, we should rebuild it anyway. It’ll keep you off the streets.
Bart:I’m in. I wanna cherry bomb four toilets at once. Kind of a Vegas “Dancing Waters” thing.
Lisa: La, la, la, can’t hear you! Not an accessory!
Reach Level 32 and Build Sir Putt-A-Lot’s -24 hrs
TSTP Sir putts a lot level 32
Keep Homer free when build is complete
New Character Unlock!

Rod and Todd Pt. 1
After tapping Homer

Homer: Aw, Sir Putt-A-Lot’s! You know, Bart — you were conceived on this mini golf course. Right there in that castle and/or windmill.
Bart: I know. And I’m pretty sure your constantly telling me that story is why I’m the way I am.
Homer: So you wanna play a round of mini-golf with your old man?
Bart: No, I came to vandalize the bathroom. Help me open this door, will ya?
Rod: Bart? Bart’s daddy?
Todd: Where are we?
Bart: Rod and Todd?! Quick, close the door again!
Homer: What are you two doing here?
Todd: We were in the bathroom washing our hands because we accidentally made an obscene gesture.
Rod: From now on when we sing, “Where is pointer finger?” we’re not going to ask about any other fingers!
Todd: Before we could scrub the sin away, there was an explosion and we got trapped inside.
Bart: I bet that was my toilet cherry bomb.
Homer: Or when I blew up the whole town.
Bart: The important thing is that they were gone for a long time, and we were responsible.
Make Rod Go Home- 4hrs
Make Todd Go Home- 4hrs
Ned: Oh, my boys! The Good Lord brought you back to me!
Rod: I saw mommy in a bright light. She told me to go back and that I’d see her again when it was my time.
Todd: I saw a black, featureless abyss!
Ned: Well, don’t worry, boys. I’ll make sure nothing ever happens to you again.
Rod/Todd: Yay, nothing!
Keep Ned and Lisa free when complete

Rod and Todd Pt. 2
After tapping Ned

Ned: Excuse me, Lisa? I have to pick up more child-proofing supplies. Could ya watch the bots while I’m out?
Lisa: Sure Mr. Flanders. Is there anything I should know?
Ned: Well, they’ve been lying on the couch for the last three hours…
Lisa: So you want me to get them up and do something active?
Ned: NO! Nothing active! But, in another hour, could you roll ‘em on to their tummies so they don’t get couch-sores?
Lisa: *SIGHS* Five bucks an hour is five bucks an hour.
Make Lisa Babysit Rod and Todd– 8hrs (both Rod and Todd are required)
Keep Marge, Rod and Todd free when complete

Rod and Todd Pt. 3
After tapping Marge

Marge: Ned, I’ve been talking to Lisa and I’m concerned about Rod and Todd.
Ned: That’s mighty neighborino-ly of you, but don’t worry. My boys are home-schooled and home-churched–they never leave the bubble-wrapped walls of my house.
Marge: Don’t you think you’re being a little overprotective? Kids need to play in the fresh air and sunshine.
Ned: I suppose I should let the boys go out for a little to enjoy our great green earth. After all, God spent a whole week making it.
Marge: Exactly, sort of. Boys, why don’t you go outside and play on something safe and fun like a see-saw.
Todd: Yay! First I’ll be closer to God, then you’ll be closer to God..
Rod: Then I’ll be closer to God, then you’ll be closer to God…
Todd: Then I’ll be closer to–
Marge: WE GET IT!
Place a See Saw
Make Rod and Todd Play on the See Saw– 4hrs

Rod and Todd Pt. 4
After tapping Rod
Rod: Daddy! I got a splinter!
Ned: Oh no, where?
Rod: In my pant cuff!
Todd: A breeze riffled my hair. Now, my part is crooked.
Ned: I knew it was a mistake to let you boys go outside! I’ve got to get you to the doctor, ASAP!
Todd: But you said doctors were godless heathens we should never listen to.
Ned: No, that’s scientists.
Make Rod Go for a Checkup- 10m
Make Todd Go for a Checkup- 10m
Dr. Hibbert: It’s a good thing you brought the boys in when you did, Ned. A few more days, and it would have been too late. *chuckles*
Ned: Good heavens! What would have happened?
Dr. Hibbert: They would have been permanently and irreparably…turned into weirdos. You’re smothering these kids, Ned. They need to spend time with their peers.
Ned: But other kids are so…different.
Dr. Hibbert: No Ned, you’re kids are so different. They could use a dose of other-kid-ness, stat.
Keep Ned Free when complete

Rod and Todd Pt. 5
After tapping Ned

Ned: Okay boys, this is it.–your first day of public school.”
Rod: I’m scared of public school! They’re going to teach us that the Garden of Eden was the dinosaurs’ house before Adam and Eve lived there!
Todd: And that Christmas’s real name is Holidays.
Ned: Now boys, just because someone teaches you something, doesn’t mean you have to learn it. When I took science classes as a kid, I’d just sing hymns in my head or write bible verses on the roof of my mouth with the tip of my tongue. And I never absorbed any of that Evolution nonsense. I’m only kinda sure where babies come from.
Make Rod Go to School- 6hrs
Make Todd Go to School- 6hrs
Keep Ned Free when complete

Rod and Todd Pt. 6
After tapping Ned

Ned: Boys, you’ve been going to school for a whole week. For that you get a special treat! Sunday School!
Rod and Todd: Yay!
Todd: I hope we play Crucifictionary. I’m good at drawing ‘scrourging’!
Make Rod Go to Sunday School-12hrs
Make Todd Go to Sunday School- 12hrs
Keep Lisa free when complete

Rod and Tod Pt. 7
After tapping Lisa

Lisa: Hey Rod, do you wanna climb on the monkey bars?
Rod: Are they called that because the God of Evolution is monkeys?
Lisa: No! It’s because it’s fun to climb on them, like a monkey.
Rod: And if I do, you promise I won’t evolve?
Lisa: I’m pretty sure that won’t happen.
Rod: Yay! Static universe!
Place Monkey Bars
Make Rod Swing on the Monkey Bars- 24 hrs
Keep Tood free when complete

Rod and Todd Pt. 8
After tapping Todd

Todd: Hi Bart. What’s that in your hand?
Bart: Squishee, collosal size.
Rod: It’s so green and glowy!
Bart: It’s their new flavor, alien berry. Wanna try it? It’ll blow your mind.
Rod: That has sugar, Todd. It causes cavities.
Bart: Pfft, that link has never been proven. Go ahead, Todd. See? Sugar doesn’t do anything. Now if I could just get my Squishee back…
Todd: No! It’s mine! MINE!
Bart: Whoa.
Rod: Todd? You sound like you’re possessed! I better brush up on demon banishing by playing Bible Blaster.
Todd: The straw is too skinny. It’s not getting in my mouth fast enough!
Bart: Hey, maybe you should slow down…
Todd: Maybe you should shut up or I’ll punch your face off!
Make Rod Play Bible Blaster- 8hrs
Make Todd Eat Sugar- 8hrs
Keep Lisa free when complete

Rod and Todd Pt. 9
After tapping Lisa
Lisa: Hi Rod, what are you doing?
Rod: Praying for forgiveness. I’ve committed the sin of jealousy. Toward you.
Lisa: Me? Why?
Rod: I’m jealous that you get to wear mommy clothes.
Lisa: Oh.
Rod: Do you want to play ‘Try-on-each-other’s-shoes’?
Lisa: Um, you should probably just get back to your praying.
Make Rod Pray- 1hr
Keep Todd free when complete

Rod and Todd Pt. 10
After tapping Todd

Todd: Why is my straw making that horrible sound?
Bart: You’ve come to the bottom of the cup. You’re all out of Squishee.
Todd: Oh. Can you take me to where I get more?
Bart: Sorry, I have to get going…Ow! Hey, you’re strong! *choking* My larynx!
Todd: Take me to the Squishee. Now!
Bart: *gasping* Yes, sir.
Make Todd Shop at the Kwik E Mart– 1hr
Apu: Here you boys go — two Super-Colossal Squishees.
Todd: Thank you! I wish you believed in the real god so you could sell Squishees in heaven!
Apu: Young man, your casual dismissal of the sacred beliefs of myself and millions of others frightens and sickens me. So take your Frequent Squishee-Drinkers punch card and…Come again!

This ends the Rod and Todd quest for level 32. Bread and Putter is up next!

Ned starts the Bread and Putter quest off..
Bread and Putter Pt. 1
After tapping Ned

Ned: Homer, I’m seeing a lot of your children’ influence on my boys. Bart, mostly. Although Rod is starting to wear pants.
Homer: You’re welcome, Ned. Glad we could help.
Ned: No, Homer. I’m saying I don’t want my kids to be like your kids. I like them the way they are.
Homer: What?! But your kids are weird!
Ned: Well, your kids are…wild!
Homer: How dare you! There’s only one-way to settle the question of who’s a better parent–a mini-golf tournament.
Ned: Huh? How would that settle anything?
Homer: Sounds like somebody’s chicken. Bok-bok-bok-ba-gaak!
Ned: No, I just don’t understand how minigolf relates to–
Homer: Bok-bok-bok-bok–
Ned: Fine, you’re on!
Make Ned Set up a Minigolf Tournament– 12hrs
Make Homer Set up a Minigolf Tournament– 12hrs
Nelson: I wanna do this.
Homer: Sorry, this tournament is private.
Nelson: Dude, did you not notice my threatening tone when I said…I wanna do this.
Homer: *gulp* Open tournament! Anyone can join!
Keep Ned free when complete

Bread and Putter Pt. 2
After tapping Ned

Ned: Welcome to round one of Mini-Masters! First up are Bart, Rod and Nelson. Remember boys, the important thing is that everyone has fun.
Homer: I feel the same way. I don’t feel the same way, Bart. I want you to win at all costs.
Ned: Homer you’re doing that whispering thing you do where everyone can hear every word you’re saying.
Homer: What are you talking about? I’m not whispering! I think they can hear me so I’m going to stop whispering now.
Make Bart Go Minigolfing- 24hrs
Make Rod Go Minigolfing- 24hrs
Make Nelson Go Minigolfing- 24hrs
Nelson: Stupid colored balls, stupid little pencils. I can’t believe how much I hate this! How long does this go on?
Bart: Eighteen holes. This is hole number three.
Nelson: Life’s too short–I’m gonna go watch TV. Smell ya later, lamewads!
Ned: Well, Nelson’s out. And Rod still refuses to retrieve his ball from the first hole…
Rod: A rollie-pollie crawled in there and he didn’t crawl out!
Ned: So I guess you win this round, Bart. Congratulations, Homer. You’re being surprisingly gracious about this.
Homer: About what?
Ned: About Bart’s winning.
Homer: We won? Yes! In your face, sucka!
Ned: That’s the Homer I know.
Keep Ned free when complete

Bread and Putter Pt. 3
After tapping Ned

Ned: It’s time for round two of this yellow Skins Tournament, with Lisa Simpsons, Martin Prince, and my own little Toddy.
Homer: Lisa, please, please, win this for Daddy. Does it help if I tell you that if you lose, it will ruin everything?
Lisa: Dad, you wouldn’t have to derive your self-esteem from your children if you had your own accomplishments.
Homer:But that entails not drinking and daily showers.
Lisa: Fine. Gimme the putter.
Make Todd Go Minigolfing– 24hrs
Make Lisa Go Minigofling– 24hrs
Make Martin Go Minigolfing– 24hrs
Ned: Oh my goodness! The winner of round two is…Todd some-relation Flanders!
Bart: Way to put all the pressure on me, Lis.
Lisa: Well, that doesn’t make me feel very good.
Bart: You know what would’ve made you feel good?
Lisa: Not losing?
Keep Homer free when complete

Bread and Putter Pt. 4
After tapping Homer

Homer: And for the final qualifying round of this…mini-golf thing, it’s…Milhouse versus Ralph? Wow. Dud and Dudder, I’m gonna nap in my car.
Milhouse: I can win this. All I have to do is beat the one kid who loses at more things than I do. And I totally don’t feel bad about it!
Ralph: The urinals here are outside. They have pennies and fish in them.
Milhouse: Okay, I feel a little bad.
Make Milhouse Go Minigolfing- 24hrs
Make Ralph Go Minigolfing- 24hrs
Keep Homer free when complete

Bread and Putter Pt. 5
After tapping Homer

Homer: Bart, Todd and Ralph, congratulations on making it to the final round. And in my book, you are all winners. Until after this round then my book will be edited and only the actual winner will be a winner. The other two will be big, fat losers.
Make Bart Go Minigolfing– 24hrs
Make Todd Go Minigolfing- 24hrs
Make Ralph Go Minigolfing- 24hrs
Ned: Todd has spent the last four holes cowering behind the hedge.
Todd: The giant alligator ate my ball!
Ned: It’s an alligator statue–it’s supposed to eat your ball. That’s why there’s a flag sticking out of it’s nostril. And Bart knocked his ball out of the park. Literally. Over the fence. and onto the freeway.
Bart: I’m like Tiger Woods…the golfer, not the one who did all that bad stuff.
Ned: So I guess the winner is Ralph Wiggum!
Homer: Bart! I don’t mean to be negative…but you sucked like crazy!
Bart: I had an off day.
Wiggum: Ralphie’s so happy!And a happy Ralphie is a non-fire-starting Ralphie. Thank you, Bart.
Homer: Why did Wiggum wink when he thanked you? And what’s in that bag he handed you?
Bart: A token of his gratitude. Two police issue tasers.
Homer: He bribed you into throwing the tournament? You don’t suck, you’re just a cheater! DO you realize what this means!? I’m a great father!
Bart: Wanna play taser-tag?
Homer: I sure do, son. I sure do.

And with that you’ve officially completed the level 32 Main Quest! Looking for more Tapped Out Walkthroughs? Check out our Walkthroughs Page for help with all levels and quests in The Simpsons Tapped Out!

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Addicted to The Simpsons Tapped Out? Us too!

Posted on August 14, 2013 by TSTO Addicts | 1 comment

Welcome to The Simpsons Tapped Out Addicts!

Here at TSTO Addicts our goal is to provide addicted tappers, new and old, with a resource for all things Tapped Out. The TSTO Addicts team will try our best everyday to provide you with the most recent and up-to-date info about Tapped Out, as well as countless tips and tricks for making your gaming experience better!

We know many of you are searching for tips and tricks on playing The Simpsons Tapped Out, especially with the huge void (and wealth of knowledge) the fall of one of the most popular Tapped Out sites has left. We’ll do our best to get as much information up as soon as possible for all of you fellow addicts. For now sit tight as we strive to get 32 levels and nearly a year’s worth of questions, guides, how-tos, and walkthroughs up ASAP!

Thanks for checking in and happy tapping!

-The TSTO Addicts Team

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Tapped Out Premium Walkthrough: Level 31 McBain

Posted on August 14, 2013 by TSTO Addicts | 2 comments

Purchasing the McBain costume will give you an extra 6-part story line for McBain. If you purchased the costume at any point during the Wolfcastle story line, the McBain quests will automatically start at the finish of Wolfcastle’s last task at Channel 6. Which is where this walkthrough will pick up….

Wolfcastle goes into Channel 6 to shoot action footage and comes out as McBain

Prologue: Up Late With McBain
After tapping McBain

McBain: America, it is I, McBain. I have returned to give you the laughs and other spasms of the body. Vhoop! Vhoop! Let us get silly! Let us all get silly! I have broken the bones of many evil criminals. But the only bones I want to break now are your funny bones. And not with fists, but with humors. Ever notice how you are alive because I allow you to be alive. For you are nothing without McBain to protect you! That’s the joke.
Make McBain Host Up Late With McBain– 4hrs
Keep McBain and Quimby free when complete

McBain, Scene 1: Vengeance, Thy Name Is
After tapping McBain

McBain: SKOWIE! They killed my band leader Skowie! And I know who they is. Mendoza. MENDOZA!!!!
Quimby: Senator Mendoza? He has, er, many powerful friends because he is, um, so corrupt. Which is not necessarily a bad thing in all cases, but is bad in this, erm, specific one.
McBain: I note your concern, Mayor, but I am a loose cannon. And I am a loose cannon smells trouble at the race track. there I’ll find Mendoza’s cronies and make them talk. I can be very persuasive. Because I threaten injury by physical violence.
Make McBain Find Intel at the Track– 16hrs
Keep Agnes free when complete

McBain, Scene 2: Master Of The Disguise
After tapping Agnes

Agnes: Dear lord! You…your hands are covered in blood.
McBain: I guess you could say those cronies at the track have gone to the dogs.
Agnes: What? How is that a reply to what I said? You need to clean yourself up, young man.
McBain: No time, old lady. I must take to the streets to track Mendoza vhile the trail is hot. First, to blend in. So I may gain the element of SURPRISE!
Make McBain Go Undercover– 12hrs

McBain, Scene 3: Big Explosion
After tapping McBain

McBain: It is vorse than I thought. the Commie-Nazis are trying to take over the power plant to fuel their army of Murder Bots to destroy the President’s daughter. Only one man can stop them, and his name is ME! But you can call him McBain! Foreign Commie-Nazis menace, prepare for doom. For as an American. I vow America vill vin!
Make McBain Battle Commie Nazis– 8hrs

Keep Wiggum and McBain free when complete

McBain, Scene 4: Bad Cop, Bad Cop
After tapping Wiggum

Wiggum: McBain, this is the last time! You didn’t get a single arrest warrent for any of those Commie-Nazis. I know you’re a lose cannon, but you can’t also play by your own rules!
McBain: I just saved America, Chief. What did you do today?
Wiggum: What I’m doing is suspending you? I want your badge on my desk right now!
McBain: This is just a piece of metal, Chief. My true badge is justice.
Wiggum: You’re the best cop there is, McBain. And the worst cop there is. BADGE. DESK. NOW.
Make McBain Turn in his Badge– 1hr

McBain, Scene 5: Undercover Showdown
After tapping McBain

McBain: Mendoza, you made this personal when you did something that affected me. Skowie vas not just my band leader. He vas…my friend. Justice is blind. So it is good that I can see you in my cross-hairs.
Make McBain Fight Climatic Battle– 24hrs

Dr. Hibbert: I’m telling you, McBain. Mendoza was shot, stabbed, bitten, nurpled, fired at by a tank, fired from a tank, and strapped to a bomb and dropped into Springfield gorge. There’s no way, heh heh, he survived.
McBain: We shall see Doctor. Ve shall see after the vorldvide grosses come in, and ve know about a sequel.
Director: And…CUT! That’s a wrap everyone. Great work, Rainier.
Wolfcastle: Thank you. I think ve are finally making a McBain movie people vill vant to see. Also, who cares? I vas paid already.

Congratulations, you’ve just completed the McBain premium quest and added one of the best additions to Tapped Out to date!

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Tapped Out Walkthrough: Squidport Premium Quests

Posted on August 14, 2013 by TSTO Addicts | Leave a comment

Fantastic Ferris Wheel
After purchasing the premium Ferris Wheel and Tapping Mr. Burns

Mr. Burns: Smithers, look! A pleasure wheel very similar to the one that Ferris boy was working on.
Smithers: Would you like to take a ride, sir?
Mr. Burns: I’d like to, but I lack sufficient body weight to keep from being gusted away at the top. Perhap if you rode with me and held me.
Smithers: I…I…I…*thump*
Make Mr. Burns Ride the Ferris Wheel- 10hrs This also requires Smithers, although there is no prompt for him. The task will be locked unless both Smithers and Mr. Burns are free.

Malaria Del Arte
Will appear only if premium character, Dr. Nick is purchased.
After tapping Lisa

Lisa: Look, replica tribal blowgun! And the darts are dripped in paralytic compound. One drop could bring down a charging yak!
Bart: Cool, lemme try! *inhales* Ack!
Lisa: You’re supposed to blow.
Bart: You… blow… heh-heh, zing… *thump
Lisa: Help! Someone call a doctor!
Dr. Nick: Did someone say “Doctor”? Hi, everybody!
Make Dr. Nick Perform Emergency Surgery on Bart– 12hrs
Temporary task for Dr. Nick. Requires both Bart and Dr. Nick.
Dr. Nick: Okay, little boy, the venom in your system has been counteracted.
Bart: Thanks Doc.
Dr. Nick: No need to thank me. Getting paid is payment enough.

And now officially all of Squidport is complete….for now anyway.
Missed any part of our Tapped Out Squidport Walkthrough? You can find it all here: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 and Part 4

Tapped Out Walkthrough: Squidport Part 4

Posted on August 14, 2013 by TSTO Addicts | 3 comments

We last left off with Homer and Comic Book Guy eating everything in sight at The Frying Dutchman, and the Sea Captain, feeling guilty, went off to pray to the Gods for forgiveness for ruining the Ocean’s Bounty. We pick our 4th and final Squidport walkthrough up with the Sea Captain finding forgiveness from the Gods in an interesting way….
Missed part of our Squidport Walkthrough? You can find the previous parts here: Part 1, Part 2 and Part 3

Squidport Pt. 13
After tapping the Sea Captain

Sea Captain: Poseidon and Neptune have decided they will only be appeased if we build more random stores on the boardwalk. I know, I was as surprised as you. Gods, huh? Who can figure ‘em out?
Have 21 Boardwalk Sections
Reach Level 16
Build Turban Outfitters- $61,500, 24hrs

Keep Homer free when complete

Turbanites
After tapping Homer

Homer: Hey Apu, they just opened a turban shop! You might want to check it out.
Apu: Mr. Simpson! That is racist! Why should I have more interest in turbans than any other citizen of Springfi-… *gasp. Is that a Marathi Pheta? *bigger gasp In saffron? I’ve been looking for that. OMG! A rack of pagadis! My credit card is going to get a work-out today!
Make Apu Try on Turbans-4hrs
Keep Mr. Burns free when complete

Over There
After tapping Mr. Burns

Mr. Burns: Why, I haven’t worn one of these since my days in Bangladesh when I was dabbling in Colonialism. That was back when suzerainty meant something!
Make Mr. Burns Try on Turbans- 4hrs
Keep the Sea Captain Free when complete

Squidport Pt. 14
After tapping the Sea Captain

Sea Captain: Y’arr, salty air and sand have caused me tattoos to fade. That and the obsessive hand washing brought on by me OCD.? Time I go in for some fresh ink!?
Have 25 Boardwalk Sections
Reach Level 17
Build My First Tattoo- $54,500, 24hrs

Keep Bart and Milhouse free when complete

My First Tattoo
After tapping Bart

Bart: Whoa! There’s a tattoo shop on the boardwalk now! Kids under 12 get a discount! I’m in!
Milhouse: I want one that says “Peanut Allergy”, so I’ll never have to worry about losing my medic-alert bracelet.
Bart: Okay, we’re gonna do that thing again where we act like we don’t know each other.
Milhouse: Yay! That’s my favorite Best Friend Game!
Make Milhouse Browse for Tattoos- 4hrs
Make Bart Browse for Tattoos- 4hrs
Keep the Sea Captain free when complete
Bart: I’ve decided! I want a tattoo of Radioactive Man surfing on a wave of lava covering my entire back.
Milhouse: Whoa, is that a needle?
Bart: I looks like a needle, but I’ sure it doesn’t — Aaaaaah! I’ve changed my mind! I’ll just go with what we’ve got. Just a sqiggly… dot.
Milhouse: That’s gonna look cool, Bart. Especially when the scab falls off.

Squidport Pt. 15
After tapping the Sea Captain

Lisa: Mr. Sea Captain? As much as I love your quaint restaurant, there really aren’t many breakfast options.
Sea Captain: What are ye talking about? The swim bladder of a kipper is a breakfast delicacy on Norwegian prison ships.
Lisa: Be that as it may, I think vegetarians would prefer pretty much anything else. How about muffins?
Sea Captain: Vegetarians? Preachy blowhards! But I suppose their money’s green enough. Let’s build your Muffin shop!
Have 27 Boardwalk Sections
Reach Level 18
Build Much Ado About Muffins– $48,500, 24hrs

Keep Moe free when complete

Much Ado About Muffins
After tapping Moe

Moe: Muffins, eh? I don’t normally go for fancy-schmancy snacks, but maybe it’s time I started treating myself to the finer things in life.
Make Moe Try a Muffin- 4hrs
Keep the Sea Captain free when complete
Moe: Wait. This is a muffin! It’s just a cupcake with no frosting and a whole lotta attitude. I don’t like my food acting like it’s too good for me just because it is. Into the trash you go!… Hey look, a muffin from out of the trash – now that I can eat!

Squidport Pt. 16
After tapping the Sea Captain

Sea Captain: The gods have seen that out hearts are tru and that we are trying to please them. Still, they want us to build a store whose name doesn’t, in any way, explain what kind of products the store sells. They were that specific.
Have 31 Boardwalk Sections
Reach level 19
Build the Crypto Barn- $81,000, 24hrs

Keep Martin and Milhouse free when complete
Sea Captain: Y’arr let the bells ring out! The Sea Gods have accepted out offering! The oceans are once again roiling with bountiful sea life. And we are killing it as fast as we can. : And, best of all, my restaurant is turning a moderate profit, all thanks to my renewed humility and mindfulness. And the sign I put over the door: “No Fatties!”
Homer: D’oh!

Loads of Codes
After tapping on Martin

Martin: The Crypto Barn: A Place For Codes. This may be my favorite store ever.
Milhouse: A place for codes? what does that even mean?
Martin: Isn’t it obvious? They sell codes and code-related supplies. All kinds of codes: Computer, moral, health…
Milhouse: Wow, this is great!
Martin: I know, I could spend hours and hours here!
Milhouse: No, the store sucks. It’s great that I’ve finally found someone dorkier than me.
Make Martin Go the the Crypto Barn– 4hrs
Make Milhouse Go the the Crypto Barn– 4hrs

And with that the Squidport quest is complete. However, if you purchased premium items there are two hidden quests that will unlock once Squidport is complete. You can find the premium Squidport Quests here…

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Tapped Out Walkthrough: Squidport Part 3

Posted on August 14, 2013 by TSTO Addicts | 16 comments

When we last left off more stores had been build, Bart set off flares in the Brown House, some decorations had been purchased for Squidport, and Lisa was browsing the Just Rainsticks store. We continue the walkthrough with the Sea Captain trying to learn a new skill….
Missed part of our Squidport Walkthrough? You can find them here: Part 1 and Part 2

The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 4
After tapping the Sea Captain

Sea Captain: When ye’re crossing a great ocean and ye got miles of time ahead of ye, it’s the perfect opportunity to hone new skills.‎
Homer: Like what? Knot tying, knife throwing, shark punching?
Sea Captain: Nay! I was able to work up a solid stand up set. Here’s my opener: We all know the difference between a Quartermaster and a Boatswain, right? ‘Bout 20K a year! Ba-dum-bump!
Homer: What language are you speaking?
Sea Captain: Y’arr, I’m still workshoppin’ a lot of this.
Make Sea Captain Practice Standup Routine- 1hr

Squidport Pt. 10
After Tapping the Sea Captain

Sea Captain: ….and I said, “That’s as useful as a tall powder monkey!”
Homer: I don’t get it.
Sea Captain: If he was tall, he couldn’t fit in the gunwale, which would be hilarious… aw, forget it! My quality sea-comedy’s too good for the likes of you. Ye can amuse yourself with the low-rent antics of boardwalk street performers.
Have a Street Performer– You just need 1 street performer here. There is 1 that will cost you game dollars rather than donuts. (which is what I would recommend doing) If you already have one, though, you’ll just be told that your task is complete.

Keep the Sea Captain free when finished

Squidport Pt. 11
After tapping the Sea Captain

Sea Captain: Now this is a boardwalk on which Ahab himself would be proud to play skeeball. The Squidport is finally ready for the placement of its crowning jewel.
Homer: Jewels? You’re going to share your ill-gotten treasure booty with us!
Sea Captain: Stop calling me a pirate! I meant a metaphorical jewel. Something that will really make the Squidport shine.
Homer: A fried dough stand?
Sea Captain: Better than that.
Lisa: An antique book store?
Sea Captain: Better than that!
Bart: A hundred foot tall climbing wall that you parachute down from?
Sea Captain: Well okay, not as good as that.
Have 16 Boardwalk sections
Build the Frying Dutchman– $43,000, 24hrs

Keep the Sea Captain free when complete

The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1
After tapping the Sea Captain

Sea Captain: Y’arr, to use an old nautical term: Ta-dah!!
Bart: That’s our “jewel”? A crappy food shack?
Sea Captain: The Frying Dutchman is a charming seafood restaurant!
Bart: You sell fish sticks. That’s not seafood. It’s barely food-food.
Homer: *chomp* I gotta say, *gulp* the boy’s right, Sea captain. This food is… *chew*… just okay. *gulp*
Sea Captain: Did I mention it was “All-You-Can-Eat?”
Homer: Out of my way people, or risk being eaten!
Make the Sea Captain Work at the Frying Dutchman- 8hrs
Make Springfield Residents Eat at the Frying Dutchman (x20)- 8hrs each you’ll need to send 20 of your characters to spend 8 hours at the all-you-can-eat buffet (or one character 20 times – your choice). I chose to send all of my characters there, as it’s unfortunately another one-time only task.
Keep the Sea Captain, Homer and Comic Book Guy free when complete

The Frying Dutchman Pt. 2
After tapping the Sea Captain

Sea Captain: Yarr! Business is booming! Booming footsteps? Why is the ground shaking? What’s that shadow falling over the threshold? Neptune help us – there’s two o’ them!
Comic Book Guy: I’m here for you “All-You-Can-Eat” buffet. I have bought my own plate… which is actually a catering pan!
Homer: Well, I bought my kids inflatable swimming pool. It’s a giant bowl you can sit in. (Note: EA makes typos as well – it’s spelt “inflatible” in the game.)
Comic Book Guy: Said pool looks like it deflated. You are currently just sitting and eating off the floor.
Homer: At least I’m eating.
Comic Book Guy: Touche. Make room for me.
Sea Captain: The horror. The horror…
Make the Sea Captain Work at Frying Dutchman (x2)- 8hrs
Make Homer Pig Out at the Frying Dutchman- 36hrs
Make Comic Book Guy Pig Out at the Frying Dutchman- 36hrs
Keep the Sea Captain free when complete
Sea Captain: Everything. They ate everything. All the food… even the Naugahyde off the booth. T’aren’t men, tha’re remorseless eatin’ machines.
Comic Book Guy: Passable. I’ll give it 2.5 out of 5 on my blog. By the way, I’ll be paying with a Groupon.
Homer: Can I have more of these mints?
Sea Captain: Those are pebbles from the potted plant next to you.
Homer: I repeat, can I have more?

Squidport Pt. 12
After tapping the Sea Captain

Sea Captain: Homer, I’m beggin’ ye. What can I do to have you turn your mighty eatin’ power elsewhere?
Homer: Well, the only reason I even came down to the waterfront was to get some fried dough.
Sea Captain: That’s it? That’s all we have ta do? Yee-haw! I mean… I don’t know, whatever sailors say when they’re happy.
Have 17 Boardwalk Sections
Build a Fried Dough Stand– $945, instant

Sea Captain: There, take it! Eat ye vast yellow whale! Eat yer fried dough! Eat like the great sucking whirlpool you are!
Homer: Hmm, you know what’s funny? I’m not hungry anymore. I’m feeling kind of nappish.

The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 5
After tapping the Sea Captain

Sea Captain: Y’arr, I have depleted the ocean of her delicious sea life. What Homer did to my restaurant, I did to Poseidon’s endless wonderland. So, I can see how he’s be sore at me. It’s going ta take a bit o’ sweet talkin’ to get the bounty of the sea flowing again.
Make the Sea Captain Pray to Poseidon- 12hrs

To be continued with our final, non-premium, Squidport Walkthrough….Part 4

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Tapped Out Walkthrough: Level 31

Posted on August 14, 2013 by TSTO Addicts | 20 comments

Level 31 brought the much anticipated Wolfcastle and McBain (Premium Costume). Let’s get right into the walkthrough.
Mayor Quimby Kicks things off

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 1
After Tapping Quimby

Quimby: Er, um. Mr. Burns, I’m worried that at the rate we’re rebuilding , erm, Springfiled is headed for social unrest. We’re running out of space to put our citizens. We keep building restaurants but we still don’t have any garbage service. And I receive a lot of complaints that it’s too difficult to find people when they’re walking around.
Smithers: The Mayor may be right, sir. There already is a woman who keeps complaining about ‘something’. Eventually that ‘something’ could turn into something.
Burns: We need to scrounge up some celebrity pap to dangle in front of the town like shiny keys. Call Bumblebee Man and tell him we need a nip slip pronto!
Smithers: I’m not sure he’ll do another one, sir. He said he needed to stop bringing so much shame to his family.
Burns: Ugh, Catholics. If they’re not denying shame, they’re making it up.
Quimby: A former political rival of mine has, uh, hit hard times. I would be happy to offer him up for ridicule as he tries to cling to his fame.
Wolfcastle: Did someone say fame? I must have it back! It is the only vay I can afford to do that thing where food goes in my mouth.
Build Wolfcastle’s Mansion- 36 hr build

New Character Unlock!

Now With Extra Hype (Note: This will be your next quest ONLY if you’ve built Planet Hype (premium) if not, move on to Celeb-o-mania Pt.2 )

Wolfcastle: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, Rainier Wolfcastle here to announce my latest business adventure. As you know, celebrities excel in many fields: Body building, action-heroing, governoring and now restauranteuring. We’re going to have a huge opening night party and then……..that’s pretty much the end of my involvement.
Make Wolfcastle Promote Planet Hype– 16 hrs

Celeb-o-mania Pt.2
After tapping Wolfcastle

Wolfcastle: Thank you for building me this enormous mansion. After Maria told me to leave, I have been forced to wander from luxury hotel to luxury hotel. The only bottles of alcohol I could get were very tiny.
Burns: That’s not all we got you. You’re now hosting a reality TV show so your tremendous Teutonic talents can once again distract the good people of Springfield.
Wolfcastle: Distract?
Burns: Oh, that’s just my way of saying “entertain”.
Wolfcastle: TV for Wolfcastle. If I am to be in front of cameras, I must take this flabby coal body and turn it hard as a diamond.
Make Wolfcastle Exercise–4hrs
Keep Krusty free when complete

Egoin’ Crazy Pt. 1
After tapping Krusty

Krusty: Hey Brockman, you better not be here for ‘America’s Laziest Premises’. Hosting a reality competition was the crap job I was born for!
Brockman: I don’t know anything about that terrible reality program where ordinary people are judged on who has the best idea for a terrible reality program.
Wolfcastle: Oh hello there, Krampy and Vhite-Haired Guy. Have you come to audition for my fantastic new unscripted series? We are still looking for desperate contestants to exploit.
Krusty: You’re the host? I’m six times the star as Steroid Hitler! Looks like I have to remind Springfield who’s the true big shot in this ‘burg.
Make Krusty Inflate His Own Importance– 6hrs
Keep Brockman free when complete

Egoin’ Crazy Pt. 2
After tapping Brockman

Brockman: Pass me over for work, will they? Well, they picked the wrong fear-baiting sensationalist to slight. Tonight’s shocking headline – “Reality TV: Threat or Menace… or Atrocity?
Make Brockman Record Eye on Springfield-12hrs
Keep Mr. Burns free when complete

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 3
After tapping Mr. Burns

Burns: Excellent. These celeb-fed nimrods are flapping their bleached gums about nonsensical drivel, while any issue of substance is as forgotten as that dance that preceded the Charleston. Time to lighten my pockets on a little nuclear-fueled stroll.
Make Mr. Burns Hide Nuclear Waste– 8hrs
Keep Cletus free when complete

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 1
After tapping Cletus

Cletus: Thanks you kindly for visitin’ my humble, alcohol-growing farm. I think you’ll find lots of that ratin’ generatin’ drama ’round here.
Wolfcastle: Vhite trash are good for funny laugh at. It is the comedy of knowing I am better than you.
Cletus: Follow me around, and yud get the reals story…on things ya don’t care about. I call the show ‘What Dat Badger Doin’ Dere?’
Wolfcastle: I enjoy this, because your accent is veird and your physical appearances bizarre. That statement carries no irony.
Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at Celtus’s Farm-12hrs
Make Cletus Yokel It Up at His Farm– 12hrs
Keep Wiggum free when complete

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 2
After tapping Wiggum

Wiggum: Excuse me, sir, but we’ve received a report of a 5-22 in this area….That’s the crime of not putting the chief of police on your TV program.
Wolfcastle: Police Person Viggums, I like how you are a police person who plays by his own rules. It reminds me of me when I am McBain! Is your idea for “America’s Laziest Premises” about a gritty, violence-packed law show?
Wiggum: I was thinking more like a gritty, violence-packed food show. I actually got my idea while sleep eating! It’s literally the food show of my dreams.
Wolfcastle: Another cooking competition… I already like how lazy it is.
Wiggum: It would be like Top Chef meets Survivor meets the chili cook-off I always win.
Wolfcastle: This sounds great, especially the part you did not think of. I will shoot this at El Chemistri. For what is the point of having a reality show, if I can’t get important chefs to feed me free food.
Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at El Chemistri – 12hrs
Keep Homer free when complete

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 3
After tapping Wolfcastle

Wolfcastle: Hideous fat man, come back with my dinner!
Homer: But this is my idea for “America’s Laziest Premises.” It’s a prank show where every prank is that I steal someone’s meal and eat it.
Wolfcastle: I warn you, that chili pepper is Wolfcastle strength. An average lard ball like yourself won’t have the intestinal strength to survive.
Homer: I’ve eaten a whole saltlick before in one sitting at that stable. I think I can handle one little pepper.
Homer Eat The Chief’s Famous Guatemalan Insanity Pepper Chili- 12hrs
Keep Skinner free when complete

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 4
After tapping Skinner

Skinner: Excuse me, Mr. Burns, but I have a teacher who is trying to unionize for better pay and benefits.
Burns: Ah, you want to borrow my guy to spay your Norma Rae. Wolfcastle, come here a momentiola.
Mrs. Krabappel: Skinner, I need real health insurance. I’m tired of using anatomy lessons to crowd-source diagnoses from the students. And their prescriptions are never strong enough!
Wolfcastle: Mrs. Krabappel, put down your protest sign, and behold human perfection! BEHOLD WOLFCASTLE!
Make Wolfcastle Pose– 8hrs
Make Mrs. Krabappel Go for a Smoke Break (x3)- 10min each
Mrs. Krabappel: If this is the new health plan, I’ll let this Austrian Adonis take my temperature any day. HA!
Keep Brockman free when complete

Egoin’ Crazy Pt. 3
After tapping Brockman’s

Brockman: I’ve been spreading hyperbolic panic, and still Wolfcastle is hogging the limelight. It’s time I escalate this media war from conventional to guerilla. Get ready for the viralest video of all time, world… because Kent Brockman is going to rant into a webcam!
Make Brockman Create a Viewtube Video-4hrs
Keep Wolfcastle free when complete

Egoin’ Crazy Pt. 4
After tapping Wolfcastle

Wolfcastle: I see you are trying to cyber-bully me, Brockman. So I am here to real-bully you.
Brockman: *gulp* I’m sure we can settle this dispute with a peaceful dialogue.
Wolfcastle: Yes, we could. But what is the fun in that? I recommend taking a calcium supplement now, so your bones heal faster.
Brockman: By any chance, you wouldn’t once again fall for the old “your laces are untied” bit, would you?
Wolfcastle: Vhut about my laces?
Make Wolfcastle Go in for a Closer Inspection of his Laces– 36 hrs
Wolfcastle: On closer inspection, these still are loafers.
Keep Carl and Lenny free when complete

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 5
After tapping on Carl

Carl: Today’s finally the day we stand up to Mr. Burns and demand a safer plant. And what perfect weather to picket for a strike.
Lenny: Yeah, almost too perfect. Do we want to spend such a nice day all angry and yelling? Especially when we might miss the latest gossip about this Wolfcastle/Brockman media feud! I’m Team Brockman…
Carl: and I’m Team Wolfcastle. Hey, instead of striking, let’s go to Moe’s and watch celebrities bicker on TV
Make Carl Drink at Moe’s– 8hrs
Make Lenny Drink at Moe’s- 8hrs
Keep Moe free when complete

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 4
After tapping Moe

Moe: Thanks so much for having me on your show, Mr. Wolfcastle. Usually, I’m told cameras can’t take the exposure to the ol’ Szyslak kisser.
Wolfcastle: Don’t worry. We set up a system of mirrors to protect our equipment. Now tell us your idea, so we may film you, and judge you later.
Moe: The title of my show is “The Sleezeball.” It’d be a dating show where I date any lady willing to sign the release forms. I figure their craving to be on TV will work like a legal roofie.
Wolfcastle: You disgust me, but in a vay I vant to vatch. But I use my “Vild Card” to change the idea so we get fewer lawsuits. You’ll scare couples on a date by being you, and document yourself doing it. It will be like Ghost Hunters, except you are your own ghost that you hunt.
Moe: Eh, that sounds fine too. Either way, I’ll meet new people.
Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at The Pimento Grove- 12hrs
Make Moe Spook Patrons at The Pimento Grove-12hrs
Keep Bart free when complete

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 5
After tapping on Bart

Bart: Mom, you’ve got to help me find a way to get you on Wolfcastle’s reality show!.
Marge: I’m sorry, Bart. But I’m very busy today.
Bart: What are you talking about? You’re a mom — you’re never busy.
Marge: Hmmmm. Maybe if you saw a day in my life, you’d understand how difficult being a mom really is.
Make Marge Walk Maggie-8hrs
Bart: Wow. Real housewives are a lot more boring than Real Housewives.
Keep Smithers and Wolfcastle free when complete

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 6
After tapping Smithers

Smithers: Mr. Wolfcastle, Mr. Burns has another dignity-lowering assignment for you.
Wolfcastle: Vhat does that vithered pigeon tendon vant now?
Burns: I booked you for an interview with Kent Brockman! I haven’t seen a public quarrel with this rancorous since the front-page feud between an aging Douglas Fairbanks and that upstart Rin Tin Tin. We must keep this vapid controversy at full boil. Between that and the hoopla over your brainless show, no one has time to pay attention to anything important.
Wolfcastle: If that is vhat you vant, then that is vhat Volfcastle vill do. Ugh. I should really try to word my sentences without so many W’s in them.
Make Wolfcastle Appear on a Talk show– 1hr

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 7
After tapping Wolfcastle

Wolfcastle: I vas vonce the greatest movie star in the vorld. Now I am a henchman for that brittle nuclear baron, Mr. Burns. Have I become as delusional as the vimps and veakoids on my pathetic unscripted program, clutching at celebrity? Comic Book Person imagines an audience for “Comic Book Man” vhere a nerd talks nerd-talk. Elderly Skinner lady believes her attitude vould make “Sassy Mamas” a hit. That Viggums boy doesn’t get that on “Little Wiggy Poo Poo” he vould just be showing off that he is a tubby idiot. All dream people vant to see their sad lives. Yet do I act any wiser? I am being mocked across entertainment platforms. I have become a rock hard, finely sculpted punchline! Rainier Volfcastle: that is the joke. Ugh, vhy Volfcastle, vhy are you doing these hollow, vorthless jobs? I must go home and hide from my disappointments.
Make Wolfcastle Relax in his Mansion– 24hrs

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 6
After tapping Wolfcastle

Wolfcastle: You are cancelling ‘America’s Laziest Premises’? But it hasn’t even aired! How could all the footage be unusable? I am screaming in more than 80% of it! THAT ALWAYS VORKS! *click* They hung up on me I vill take out my fury on the iron I pump. For I swear vengeance on you, TV netvorks of Springfield! This is not the end of VOLFCASTLE!
Make Wolfcastle Exercise– 4hrs

Egoin’ Crazy Pt. 5
After tapping Wolfcastle

Wolfcastle: I told you that vas not the end. And vant to tell you, Mr. Burns, I am done being your lackey!
Burns: What are you going to do, you jobless, slab-necked oaf? Go into politics so you can freeload off the government?
Wolfcastle: The publicity from Brockman has made me famous again. And vith no TV show, I am free to do films. My agents already set me up to direct and star in “Death Grandpas.” I play a former Navy SEAL who must protect a retirement community from terrorists and long-haired teenagers. The movie costs $80 million so far, and hasn’t even been written. Film is truly the hack work of kings!
Make Wolfcastle Shoot Action Footage– 12hrs

And with that Level 31 is Complete! If you’ve purchased the McBain Costume and Film Set that walkthrough can be found here

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Tapped Out Walkthrough: Squidport Part 2

Posted on August 14, 2013 by TSTO Addicts | Leave a comment

We last left off our Squidport quest with Homer craving Fried Dough, the Sea Captain appearing promising rebuild Squidport, and the first store on Squidport being built the Itchy and Scratch Store. We pick up our walkthrough with Bart and Milhouse excited about the new store….
Missed part 1? You can find it here

The Fight and Buy-It
After tapping Bart

Bart: Gather together your birthday card twenties and “get well soon” fives! We’re going to the Itchy and Scratchy store!
Milhouse: Yes! Luckily I went to the ER three times last month, so I’m flush with cash.
Make Bart and Milhouse Browse the Itchy & Scratchy Store- 4hrs
Keep the Sea Captain free when complete
Milhouse: That place is a rip-off, Bart. This Scratchy keychain is clearly a re-painted Garfield with an ax in his head.
Bart: This Itchy and Scratchy ball bounces funny and makes my eyes water when I smell it. Also, it’s stamped with the words “Warning: Not a Toy!”
Milhouse: I just found money in my other pocket.
Bart: What are we waiting for? Let’s buy more crap!

Squidport Pt. 6
After tapping the Sea Captain

Sea Captain: T’is a start, but a short boardwalk is like a peg-leg dancing girl. If she’s right there, you’ll look at ‘er, but enh. Ye need to build more Boardwalk.
Homer: How do we do that? I mean, I know… but explain it slowly for people who aren’t as smart as me.
Sea Captain: Head ye over to the Squidport Entrance and then, er… I don’t know just build it. And ye can always speed the work along with donuts!
Homer: What a surprise.
Build Squidport Section(s)
Keep the Sea Captain free when complete
Tap the Squidport Entrance and make a few more Boardwalk sections (unless you’ve already done this). You’ll need a total of 8 pieces to start the next task, but you only need to build 1 to complete the task.

Squidport Pt. 7
After tapping the Sea Captain

Sea Captain: Little girl, I need some supplies, where can an old salt get hands on rope and tarps?
Lisa: Are you going out to sea again?
Sea Captain: Nay, I’m going to an Adele concert and wanted to unfurl a sign that says I heart her. I’ve got bad seats so it has to be a big one.
Lisa: Well, the boardwalk used to have a place that sold camping supplies.
Sea Captain: And it shall again. Fall on, men – the cheap seats await!
Build the Malaria Zone- $47,500, 24hrs Requires 8 Boardwalk tiles

Keep Bart free when complete

A Flair for Exploration Pt. 1
After tapping Bart

Bart: What kind of store is this? Thermal underwear, waterproof matches, flares… Oh my God! This stuff is awesome! Fires starter, extra long forks, something that turns pee into drinking water? Why haven’t I always been shopping here?!
Make Bart Buy Flares– 4hrs

A Flair for Exploration Pt. 2
After tapping Bart

Bart: A boy and his explosives. Is there anything more American?
Make Bart Set off Flares in the Brown House-12hrs

Squidport Pt. 8
After Tapping the Sea Captain

Sea Captain: Y’arr! The boardwalk is coming ‘round nicely, but still there’s something missing.
Ned Flanders: Mr. Captain, sir? If I could offer a suggestion… a spruce or two could really, well, spruce things up!
Sea Captain: That’s it exactly, matey! You gay men always have the best design advice.
Ned Flanders: Oh, I’m not homosexual.
Sea Captain: Neither am I, wink-wink! Now, let’s get decorating, girlfriend!
Place Boardwalk Decorations– 1 Boardwalk Lamp Post, 3 Boardwalk Trees & 5 Boardwalk Fences
Keep the Sea Captain free when complete

The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 3
After tapping the Sea Captain

Sea Captain: Now, my hearties, bring her about and her braced in a broach an ye can lay to that! Because… un, at three bells as the crow flies…er… sextant…
Lisa: Is everything okay, Sea Captain?
Sea Captain: I’ve been running out of nautical jargon to pepper me conversation with. Which is hard because, ye know, it’s my thing.
Lisa: You could pick up jargon from classic tales of the sea like “Treasure Island” or “Moby Dick”.
Sea Captain: Brilliant! You’re like one of them, ye know, light… buildings that shine for boats and stuff when the weather is… not good… Ya’rr. I’d best get to readin’.
Make the Sea Captain Read Nautical Literature– 24hrs

Squidport Pt. 9
After tapping the Sea Captain

Sea Captain: Y’arr! I’ve learned a thing or three in me travels. Things I’d like to share with the good folk o’ Springfield. Maybe a cultural imports store.
Lisa: It’s so wonderful that you want to expose people to the crafts and cultures of distant peoples!
Sea Captain: N’arr, I jest want to fleece tourists the way the locals fleeced me everywhere I went. Maybe unload some tribal gee-gaws I got conned inta buying.
Build Just Rainsticks- $52,000, 24hrs. Requires you have at least 12 Boardwalk Sections to build.

Keep Lisa free when Complete

Just Rainsticks
After tapping Lisa

Lisa: Ooh, an entire store filled with rainsticks! How can I choose just one?
Bart: Lis, even you have to see those things are beyond lame. It’s a giant, slow rattle.
Lisa: Rainsticks were invented by the Aztecs who believed that by recreating the sound of rain, they could call forth rainstorms to water their crops.
Bart: Well, they should have invented a stick that recreated the sound of them not being conquered by the Spanish.
Lisa: Wow. That was actually historically accurate.
Bart: I perk up in class when there’s ass-whoopings.
Make Lisa Browse for Rainsticks-4hrs
Keep the Sea Captain free when complete.

To be continued….Part 3

Tapped Out Walkthrough: Squidport Part 1

Posted on August 14, 2013 by TSTO Addicts | 18 comments

Note: If you are just starting out in the game, the Squidport build kicks off at game level 15 (not XP level 15), once you’ve completed all the tasks that follow the Moe’s Tavern build. By the time you get to building Springfield Downs, you should be able to get underway – although buying that water expansion may be a bit of an obstacle

Homer kicks off the building of Squidport

Squidport Pt. 1
After tapping Homer

Homer: D’oh!
Lisa: What’s wrong, Dad?
Homer: Oh, that wasn’t an annoyed “d’oh” – I was thinking about “dough”. Like the delicious fried dough they used to sell down at the waterfront. Get in the car, kids! We’re going to the Squidport!
Lisa: Dad, remember? You blew up the town. There is no Squidport.
Homer: D’oh! That one was an annoyed d’oh.
Lisa: I suppose we could rebuild the Squidport. It’s be nice to see our town finally stretch down to the water.
Homer: Get in the car, kids! We’re going to rebuild the Squidport!
Lisa: Nobody “gets in cars” anymore. We all just walk aimlessly on the streets.
Homer: D’oh!
Lisa: Which kind was that?
Homer: Little of both.
Buy Beach Expansion
Buy Water Expansion

Squidport Pt. 2
After tapping Homer

Homer: Okay, water expansion bought! …and it was surprisingly easy considering it’s prime oceanfront property and all my money is fake.
Lisa: Great! Now we can build the Squidport Entrance.
Homer: You know what they say: “Every great building begins with the door!”
Lisa: Who says that?
Homer: I dunno. Building builders, I assume.
Place the Squidport Entrance- $4,500, instant

Squidport Pt. 3
After tapping Homer

Homer: Mmm, fried dough. A plate-sized glob of wet flour, deep fried and covered with whipped cream… Ow! Chest pains! I need to exercise. By walking a short distance along the boardwalk to get to the Fried Dough Stand.
You now enter the Tutorial Phase of Squidport. It will show you how to place the 4 boardwalk sections that came (for free) with the Squidport Entrance. Note: It won’t always be this easy to get Boardwalk tiles.

Squidport Pt. 4
After tapping Homer

Homer: Ah, the Squidport! Full of charming junkies and colorful runaways, attracted by the smell of carnival food and shady merchants… Wait a minute! My Squidport doesn’t have any of that!
Lisa: Dad? Is something wrong?
Homer: No, sweetie. Daddy just has to have a talk with his real estate partners. STUPID WATERFRONT! EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF JUNKIES AND RUNAWAYS!
Make Homer Swear at the Ocean–12hrs

The Old Man and the Sea Pt.1
After tapping Homer

Homer: Uh-oh, did I blow another brain vessel? I think I’m hallucinating a house out there…in the ocean. , it’s real! It’s some kind of house/boat hybrid! Hmmm, I wonder what you call that?
, it’s real! It’s some kind of house/boat hybrid! Hmmm, I wonder what you call that?
Build the Houseboat- $15,000, instant

New Character Unlock!

The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 2
After tapping Sea Captain

Sea Captain: Y’arr, who be doing all that squalling and cussing at the sea? Ye made me sailors blush. Seriously, some of them cried.
Homer: Sorry, sometimes I have a potty mouth. Anyhoo, who the F@#& are you?
Sea Captain: Captain McCallister. Just let in from a long haul at sea. Been at Madagascar and Malabar and spent half a hundred days floating ’round the giant garrrbage patch in the Pacific. Y’arr, that last one tweren’t intentional. But sit ye down and have a yarn with the Captain. I’ll tell of a ship that near went under, her belly laden with counterfeit Kindle Fires.
Homer: Eh, I’m really not much for listening to people.
Sea Captain: Did I mention there’s be rum by the bucketfull?
Homer: Yarn away! Don’t leave anything out!
Make the Sea Captain Tell Tall Tales-4hrs

Squidport Pt. 5
After tapping the Sea Captain

Sea Captain: Ya’rr, the Squidport! This old seadog has spent many a silver here, having me caricature made and eating Dipping Dots. Tho something’s different now, can’t lay a finger to it. Wait, I have it – it’s become totally lame.
Homer: I know, right? You can’t buy a fried anything or squoosh a penny into a worthless flat oval.
Sea Captain: Me men’ll get this place into ship-shape. The finest builders what sailed the seas!
Lisa: It makes sense that sailors would know carpentry. They have to constantly repair the ship.
Sea Captain: Aye. We’ll start by building a logo store to increase footfalls and up the spill-over effect.
Lisa: Okay, now it’s making less sense.
Sea Captain: Sailors must also be well-versed in mall-science and neuromarketing.
Build The Itchy and Scratchy Store- $32,000, 24hrs

Note: This is your first Squidport build. This store, and all Squidport stores & buildings can only be placed on the Boardwalk.
Keep Bart and Milhouse free when complete

To be continued…..Part 2

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Tapped Out Walkthrough: Level 30

Posted on August 14, 2013 by TSTO Addicts | 27 comments

Marge gets things started in Level 30
Military Antiques Pt. 1
After tapping Marge

Marge: Lisa, I would never criticize your town-building skills, but I’ve been to all these stories a zillion times. A shopper needs variety!
Lisa: Well, I was thinking we could rebuild Herman’s shop. But I don’t think you’d shop there. It sells military antiques.
Marge: A store’s a store. Build it! Build it now!
Build Herman’s Military Antiques- 24hr build
New Character Unlock!

Military Antiques Pt. 2
After tapping Herman

Herman: They say when you go over to the other side, you come back changed. Unfortunately, I remain exactly the same.
Make Herman Run Antique Shop- 8hrs
Keep Marge free when complete

Customers Pt. 1
After tapping Marge

Marge: At last, a new store! Herman, I’d like some military antiques please. : I’ll take a box of musket balls, three “potato masher” grenades, and a dozen bazookas.
Herman: I didn’t realize you were such a fan of antique firearms.
Marge: Oh, I’m not. I just need to bring something to the register, and you have to charge me for it. You know – shopping!
Make Marge Browse Herman’s Military Antiques– 8hrs
Keep Grampa free when complete

Customers Pt. 2.
After tapping Herman

Herman: Hey, old man! Want to buy a gun? There’s no better way to protect yourself. After all, it’s scary getting old, isn’t it?
Grampa: You have no idea. My vision’s gone, I’m always forgettin’ who I am, I panic in stressful situations…my trigger finger aches something terrible, my aim isn’t what it used to be, I often mistake loved ones for dangerous intruders, I forget whether things are loaded… and above all my time on Earth is short, and I’d love to take a few people with me when I go.
Herman: You’re the perfect gun owner! Step inside!
Make Grampa Browse Herman’s Military Antiques– 8hrs
Keep Bart and Milhouse free when complete

Customers Pt. 3
After tapping Bart

Bart: Hey, Milhouse, want to go check out the new gun shop in town?
Milhouse: Of course! After all, the NRA says it’s the safest place for kids.
Bart: They also say us kids should sleep under a blanket of loaded guns. You know – for safety.
Milhouse: I eat my cereal every morning with a gun instead of a spoon. Because more guns everywhere means safer kids. Thanks, NRA!

Make Bart Browse Herman’s Military Antiques– 8hrs
Make Milhouse Browse Herman’s Military Antiques– 8hrs
Keep Fat Tony free when complete

Customers Pt. 4
After tapping Fat Tony

Fat Tony: Herman, I’ve grown tired of my gang’s “look.” Black suits, pistols and shoulder holsters — it’s so 1989. We need a fresh take on the mob thing. Do you have any weapons that will create more “wow” factor for my associates?
Herman: A good blunderbuss. Of course, it only shoots one bullet every 30 seconds.
Fat Tony: A small price to pay for fashion. I’ll take a hundred.
Make Fat Tony Browse Herman’s Military Antiques– 8hrs
Keep Wiggum free when complete

Military Antiques Pt. 3
After tapping Wiggum

Wiggum: I’d like to purchase this AK-47, please. Will you need to run a background check on me?
Herman: Of course not. That would infringe on your Constitutional right to never be inconvenienced – even in the tiniest, most reasonable way – when guns are involved. It’s all part of the “Gun Buyers Are To Be Hailed As Our Worthiest Heroes” Act of 2013… sponsored by the NRA.
Chief Wiggum: Great! The ready availability of guns to the public makes my job as a cop safer AND easier.
Make Wiggum Read NRA Pamphlets-24hrs

Military Antiques Pt. 4
After tapping Wiggum

Wiggum: Apu, give me a Squishee, beef jerky, and an advanced assault rifle-type weapons platform with integrated laser range finder and grenade launcher. Something experimental, like Tony Stark wishes he had.
Apu: We don’t stock guns, you overweight imbecile.
Chief Wiggum: You do realize that it’s now illegal to operate a store that doesn’t sell firearms? It’s all part of the “How Else may We Serve, Oh Wise and Powerful NRA?” Act of 2013. You’re going to jail!
Make Apu Serve Time-24hrs
Keep Marge free when complete

Military Antiques Pt. 5
After tapping Marge

Marge: Why are all of Springfield’s stores shutting down! There’s nowhere to shop!
Wiggum: Sorry Marge, that’s the law. I have to defend the people’s right to buy guns whenever the whim strikes them.
Marge: What about MY Constitutional rights to a decent downtown, fun window shopping, and jeans at a variety of price points?
Wiggum: Those aren’t rights! Or are they? Who can say! That’s the funny thing about the law — you never have the slightest clue what it is.
Marge: Well, I’m taking my message to the people!
Make Marge Protets… Something– 24hrs

Military Antiques Pt. 6
After tapping Marge

Marge: We need to organize to protest these terrible laws that our [sic] shutting down our God-given stores. Herman, are you in?
Herman: That’s affirmative. It’s time we took our government back.
Marge: That’s what democracy is all about, right?
Herman: Right. Now let’s mount an armed frontal assault on City Hall. Democracy-style.
Marge: Uh… come again?
Make Herman Draft Battle Plans– 4hrs

Military Antiques Pt. 7
After tapping Herman

Herman: The battle plans are ready, Marge. You say the word, and we take back City Hall!
Marge: Geez, I’m reading over these plans, and there’s an awful lot of shooting and yelling and reconnoitering. It all sounds very violent.
Herman: To the lay person, it probably does. But when you’re staging a blood-drenched coup, violence really helps keep up morale.
Herman: It’s something the whole battalion can have fun doing together.
Marge: Why not lose a pincer movement or two, and let’s see if we can overthrow the state without all the fisticuffs?
Make Herman Draft Battle Plans-4hrs

Military Antiques Pt. 8
After tapping Herman

Herman: The new battle plans are drawn. If all goes according to plan, not a single shot will be fired. But be warned: there WILL be mild swearing, intermittent sneaking around, and a post-operation cleanup where everybody — and I mean EVERYBODY — pitches in, leaving City Hall just as tidy as they found it. If that sounds like more than you can stomach, best stay home, soldier!
Marge: Much better. Let’s prepare for “battle!”
Make Herman Train for Battle- 1hr

Keep Marge free when complete

Military Antiques Pt. 9
After tapping Herman

Herman: Attack City Hall! Storm the gates!
Marge: Wipe your feet on the mat before entering! Pause to admire the mural in the lobby — it’s from the 1920s! And remember to be nice to the receptionists! They have a hard job!
Herman: We’re doing it, Marge! We’re taking back our government.
Marge: Shhh! No shouting inside City Hall. People are trying to work. Attack quietly or not at all!
Make Herman Stage a Coup-24hrs
Make Marge Stage a Coup-24hrs
Quimby: What is the meaning of this? Who is this rabble sitting patiently in my waiting area?
Herman: It’s a coup. We’re tired of government walking all over the people, so we’re taking back City Hall!
Marge: We’re not going to put up with limited shopping options, crazy pro-gun laws, a mob armed with blunderbusses, thinly-premised Wolfcastle films, and… and…what exactly ARE we trying to accomplish?
Herman: Honestly, I’ve forgotten.
Marge: I guess this whole story didn’t make much sense. You know, we never thought anyone would play long enough to get to level 30.
Homer: Guys, maybe this is a good thing. A real wake up call for everyone involved with this game. I mean, come on. Herman? THAT’S the best character we have to add? No offence, Herm.
Herman: Even I know it’s true.
Homer: Let’s get back to the drawing board, and get to work on a level 31 that’ll really knock everyone’s socks off!
Wiggum: Sorry about level 30, guys. If you promise not to gripe to EA too much, everybody can have three donuts.

And with that you’ve completed level 30, and got 3 free donuts too!